>this man is now writing the story of the rest of your life.

What happens now... and more importantly... is it kino?

>>212138271 (OP)
How could it be kino? It would be a story about a 47 year old bald, overweight, manlet from India.

>>212138271 (OP)
He's a pedo.

I'm an alchemist so he'd probably do some gay-yet-begrudgingly-kino-jew subversion, like throwing me into the Dark Tower lore and having me get eaten by a lovecraftian demon that spits metaphysical fire dicks from its ass or something

>>212138936
I'd read that shit.

>>212138271 (OP)
What happens if i'm stuck with a little girl?

>>212138936
Alchemy isn’t real

Sewer gangbang, but with crackheads and not with hot, hot children.

>>212138271 (OP)
A Lamp Monster

>>212138936
Anon... playing with your peepee is not alchemy...

>>212138682
king unironically believes that lee harvey oswald acted alone
lol

Since I'm not an alcoholic writer junkie piece of shit, he'd have no idea what to make of my character.

>>212138271 (OP)
i'd finally escape from prison

>>212138271 (OP)
>The man who influenced so much media in the 80s and 90s is a deranged simpleton on twitter

>>212141771
Celebrities are… just like us?

>>212140659
give him a break, he's a FAS boomer junkie
hard to get more retarded than that and still be able to speak

>>212141771
Social media is a mistake.