Thread 212140285 - /tv/ [Archived: 850 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:02:26 AM No.212140285
Skinner
Skinner
md5: 8bfb7f4d0cd1363b5f8ff811cf63494d๐Ÿ”
I'm a slasher and I must be stopped.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:02:52 AM No.212141513
>>212140285 (OP)
A slasher of prices!

I've watched this film like a dozen times. Each time I watch it I notice another detail.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:10:56 AM No.212141620
>>212140285 (OP)
British comedy is just not funny.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:12:47 AM No.212141650
>>212141620
*fart*
more your style?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:13:13 AM No.212141657
Crusty Juggler
Crusty Juggler
md5: 41bd6c7d03b1aa18fd66220acc69606d๐Ÿ”
>CRUSTY JUGGLER
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:07:11 PM No.212142533
>>212141620
>British comedy is just not funny.
Hot Fuzz beats any American comedy ever made.
Please enlighten us as to what comedy is better than Hot Fuzz.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:10:18 PM No.212142574
>>212141620
Why because you have to work out when to laugh all on your own rather than having a laugh and clap track giving you clues?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:12:33 PM No.212142603
>come around ere and tell me how to do my job - our jobs

Dont know why that stutter makes ke laugh
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:16:10 PM No.212142666
>>212142603
>ke

ESL.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:18:16 PM No.212142688
>>212140285 (OP)
His bits are the best of the whole movie
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:22:09 PM No.212142747
>>212141620
Narp
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:22:50 PM No.212142760
>>212142533
american pie
dude, where's my car?
scary movie
not another teen movie
american pie 2
road trip
eurotrip
can't hardly wait
amercan pie 3
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:23:46 PM No.212142779
>you've got a mustache
>I know
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:25:08 PM No.212142803
>>212142666
>anon missed a key due to greasy fingers
>gets accused for being a pajeet
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:39:59 PM No.212143056
>>212142666
K is right next to the m genius
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:42:05 PM No.212143089
The female cop is hilarious.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:50:59 PM No.212143238
crimescene
crimescene
md5: 8b05638c8dcfb19b1918d878bccee603๐Ÿ”
Now let me get this straight, are you saying that this is a Hot Fuzz thread?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:54:18 PM No.212143279
>>212142666
Please explain how you think an ESL would believe writing "ke" instead of me is correct.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:56:58 PM No.212143321
>>212143089
hey, that's academy award winner female cop
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:57:47 PM No.212143334
>>212143089
>HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:58:40 PM No.212143346
1580010343039
1580010343039
md5: 1289d294ab5da858427174cb9c5b2f8c๐Ÿ”
BWWOOOOOUUURRRHH
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:00:28 PM No.212143371
>>212142760
Bait
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:00:51 PM No.212143379
>>212140285 (OP)
>>212141513
samefag

you watched this film last night and noticed this one detail
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:04:00 PM No.212143425
>>212143371
no, those are all better.
Hot Fuzz is just all set-up and payoff. it's predictable in its workmanship. almost like a madlib.
the ending action scene goes on for WAY TOO long. it collapses under the strain of every joke it needs to finish telling
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:04:16 PM No.212143431
number
number
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Tim, your number's up!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:05:39 PM No.212143446
>>212143425
Respectfully disagree.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:07:51 PM No.212143490
>>212142760
all fucking garbage

room temp iq detected
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:09:02 PM No.212143511
CHECK OUT HIS ARRRRSE
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:10:13 PM No.212143533
>>212143425
Finally, someone with some awareness. Hot Fuzz is overwhelmingly self important, and strangles all genuine humour out of itself with the constant self congratulatory winks and nods to how โ€œcleverโ€ (over-engineered more like) the film is.

It comes across like a christmas panto made by people in mensa who thought their iqs meant the audience wanted to see their working, instead of just having the answers to the problem. Itโ€™s a tiresome film, and thatโ€™s without even getting into how miscast Pegg is. Yes, the Cornetto trilogy is overall a continual slide downwards in quality, but at least heโ€™s believable in the other two roles.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:10:47 PM No.212143548
8f195ac51857f88497905af10e8ea958979be84093f402428f3d34663783c636_1~2
>>212143446
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:11:31 PM No.212143556
Ah, fuck off, grasshopper.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:13:13 PM No.212143588
>>212143371
>>212143490
Us Emglish blokes always be having pints and shit innit? Nuffin looked a cold pint to take me mind off me naggin' wofw an' the ol' TV loiscense. Me bummed yer mum, lad.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:15:03 PM No.212143616
No luck banning those cunnyposters then?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:15:51 PM No.212143628
>>212143089
lots of people missed the joke where she is with 2 blokes and looks at the pig and says
"going to be me later"
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:17:12 PM No.212143652
>>212140285 (OP)

>no luck catching them swans then?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:28:51 PM No.212143809
>>212143548
Zoomer? My birthday is the 22 February.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:30:34 PM No.212143839
>>212143809
which year?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:31:33 PM No.212143854
Aaron A Aaronson?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:32:08 PM No.212143862
>>212143839
Every year.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:32:09 PM No.212143863
Laugh tracks are how jews manufacture consensus social orthodoxy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:33:01 PM No.212143876
>>212143862
OUT
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:33:45 PM No.212143889
>>212143809
>>212143839
>>212143862
famesag
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:34:16 PM No.212143901
>>212143533
>Yes, the Cornetto trilogy is overall a continual slide downwards in quality, but at least heโ€™s believable in the other two roles.
huh, this explains why World's End is so controversial.
>>212143809
1997-2012, no doubt
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:37:56 PM No.212143959
maxresdefault (7)
maxresdefault (7)
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>>212143809
>>212143839
>>212143862
>>212143876
you fucking piece of faggot shit
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:38:47 PM No.212143975
>>212140285 (OP)
feel free to SPOOL THROUGH
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:38:50 PM No.212143977
Watching Hot Fuzz as a BIPOC is deeply triggering because it's nothing but deeply problematic whiteness through and through. Villages like in the movie are a threat and bastion for Naziness and they must become diverse, whether its racist inhabitants like it or not.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:39:52 PM No.212143998
shame-too-bad
shame-too-bad
md5: abc207af6466552f6f859e763bfdba7f๐Ÿ”
>>212143901
>1997-2012, no doubt
>responding to a movie quote
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:40:03 PM No.212144001
>>212143533
>Finally, someone with some awareness. Hot Fuzz is overwhelmingly self important, and strangles all genuine humour out of itself with the constant self congratulatory winks and nods to how โ€œcleverโ€ (over-engineered more like) the film is.
My recollection of the movie is that the set up-payoff formula is only very obvious on a rewatch
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:44:42 PM No.212144094
DMXAQRiX0AAgARS
DMXAQRiX0AAgARS
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>>212143998
>not realizing the response was a reference to the quote itself
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:47:27 PM No.212144144
>>212144001
>My recollection of the movie is that the set up-payoff formula is only very obvious on a rewatch
on a first time viewing it's very boring because there isn't much else to latch onto.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:55:59 PM No.212144282
>>212140285 (OP)
>he's fun running by himself
>but wearing a t-shirt indicating there are more of them
never noticed that
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:15:18 PM No.212144643
>>212141620
fascist
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:16:54 PM No.212144675
Two lads with a fuckload of cutlery!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:23:22 PM No.212144806
>>212140285 (OP)
Simon Pegg is the bad guy in this movie but awarded as a hero. Pos
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:26:28 PM No.212144868
97565721
97565721
md5: 0b4c03142bdfe4efb419e0b753510f0d๐Ÿ”
>>212143533
Of course. I simply spied you loitering in the Hot Fuzz thread and assumed you had time on your hands.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:33:35 PM No.212145009
1743285588029845
1743285588029845
md5: 99bae26210a93d0683e3c297372d7b22๐Ÿ”
>>212142533
>super troopers
>the big lebowski
>ted
>superbad
>hangover
I remember the first time I watched Hot Fuzz, it was 2006 and we went to the blockbuster to get some movies to watch. We got 300 and Hot Fuzz. We shut off Hot Fuzz after the first 15 minutes and marathoned 300 for the first time that night. lmao get fucked.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:39:10 PM No.212145104
>>212144806
sorry that towns that commit multiple murders over gardening awards are your people
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:40:21 PM No.212145118
>>212143533
It has the same comedic instincts as Arrested Development but uses it for low brow action movie references and insisting upon its own jokes in a way that doesnโ€™t trust its audience
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:41:26 PM No.212145148
mornin Angle
mornin Angle
md5: a3f2307fd8a44f742ba6b8984237201c๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:46:37 PM No.212145257
MV5BY2QzN2E2ZTItZjc5Ny00Y2I1LWFhNWQtZTgxMzNjMDhmZjc3XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_QL75_UX513_
What's the joke here? Just le clever framing? Genuine question, I think about this shot all the time
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:47:59 PM No.212145283
get me rex kramer
get me rex kramer
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>>212145257
Person making the same face or pose as a nearby picture of them is a time honored gag.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:48:20 PM No.212145290
>>212143862
kek
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:48:41 PM No.212145301
prinicpal
prinicpal
md5: a26817995fee6fa05b02d23ad78b16f5๐Ÿ”
>>212145257
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:51:05 PM No.212145358
>>212142760
>Road Trip
That sucked
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:53:07 PM No.212145400
>>212145283
>>212145301
Ok now I realize it and it's hilarious every single time
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:54:32 PM No.212145430
1255878616792
1255878616792
md5: ea84b41d82f738e56ef5be0fba96a598๐Ÿ”
Hot Fuzz is kino enjoyment and I think people that dislike it are probably super retarded.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:56:04 PM No.212145456
Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving and...advanced cycling.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:56:36 PM No.212145463
swear box
swear box
md5: 7ba3882df20ba48ae00605238984546b๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:58:16 PM No.212145486
>>212143089
Always loiked a little midnight-gobble *snort* *snort*
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:07:14 PM No.212145677
>>212145301
>skinner
It's all connected..
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:17:57 PM No.212145949
>>212143533
I kinda agree but Pegg isn't a miscast, the character just sucks. The crew had been working together for a while and after Spaced and Shaun of the Dead (that were great) they fucked up the best thing they had, buddy comedy with Pegg and Frost, by making Pegg's character a tiresome bore. They overdid all the rest of their movies too after that but I think Hot Fuzz is still fun enough. It grows on you.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:18:27 PM No.212145961
>>212141620
Faulty Towers is peak funni
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:27:12 PM No.212146156
Screenshot_20250616-222722
Screenshot_20250616-222722
md5: 50748779ffc05779057be7d24946efc1๐Ÿ”
>Point Break or Bad Boys II?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:33:12 PM No.212146275
>>212145463
>censored all words except the most vulgar one
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:41:58 PM No.212146491
>>212140285 (OP)
THE GREATER GOOD
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:46:25 PM No.212146590
>>212145463
*slams pound coin into box in advance*
Leslie Tiller was FUCKING MURDERED
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:47:03 PM No.212146606
>>212146590
MURDER MURDER MURDER CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:47:09 PM No.212146608
>>212146156
AHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:48:02 PM No.212146622
>>212146491
the greater good
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:50:02 PM No.212146666
Nobody tells me nuthin
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:52:15 PM No.212146711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cun-LZvOTdw
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:58:48 PM No.212146870
>Hello Nicholas, how's the hand?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:59:59 PM No.212146898
>>212140285 (OP)
>>212145257
Having Dalton in your movie instantly elevates it to kino.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:03:15 PM No.212146985
>>212146870
Still a bit stiff
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:05:44 PM No.212147039
YARP
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:12:03 PM No.212147197
>>212142760
Dude, Where's My Car? is the only funny movie on your list and even then it's only funny high. You didn't even list Freddy Got Fingered. You're a cretin.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:15:54 PM No.212147281
>IT'S ALRIGHT ANDY IT'S JUST BOLOGNESE
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:36:12 PM No.212147765
>>212142760
>No Clue
Pitiful
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:41:25 PM No.212147912
>>212146898
Timothy Dalton is my cute bf
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:49:52 PM No.212148129
>>212142760
American humour:
>lol sex
>lol drinking
>lol partying
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:51:38 PM No.212148180
>>212145104
It's all about the greater good
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:52:46 PM No.212148202
>>212148180
>greater good
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:15:12 PM No.212148794
Hag