Why didn't bro just hide his horcruxes down on the sea floor?

Magic always has loopholes. Eventually someone might have invented a Horcrux Finder. Why not? It's magic. Besides, he wanted to be able to move horcruxes at a moment's notice if need be. His strategy was to set traps around the horcruxes and put them in obscure places so that snoopers would most likely die trying to find them.

>>212142312 (OP)
Ego. It's explained in the book that he hides them in different places that have some significance to his childhood or rise to power.

why doesnt he turn a coin into a horcrux and stick it in his pasty white coinslot
imagine harry having to dig around to get it out

Why didn't he hide them up his ass?

>>212142312 (OP)
Why didn't he put a horcrux on a NASA space shuttle and launch it into deep space?

>>212142810
He would then have to make the trip back to earth, wouldn't he?

Why doesn't he make a grain of sand a horcrux and hide it on the beach

Why doesn’t he make his BBC dildo a horcrux and hide it up his ass?

>>212142312 (OP)
The question is why is he the only villain with a horcrux? So much lore for more exploration of the world building but they choose a fucking reboot.

95% of these threads could be avoided if you simply read the books.

>>212142560
that's kind of dumb but then again it's a kid's book

>>212144378
>Voldemort fucking dies. Again.
>At least my grain of sand will endure to wreak vengeance.
>grain of sand is swept to the bottom of a sea trench.

>>212142312 (OP)
Look at that coke nose, guy was irrational and paranoid the whole time.

I wish they'd hid the master copies of these dreadful movies on the sea floor, a proper fate for the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Why didnt he make the whole world his horcrux?

>>212143396
>That's not just an arbitrary rule, it's implied by the form of the quantum hamiltonian!
>the barely 11 year old boy said calmly
hpmor is fucking horrific

>>212142312 (OP)
blud lost his intelligence after having getting a sloppy blow job from nagini (forma de serpiente)

>Why didn't bro just hide his horcruxes down on the sea floor?

>>212145960
>Clifford
>BASED DULLESTPOSTER

>>212142312 (OP)
Why the fuck didn't he just hide his hocruxes in his anus? Like, good luck finding that.

>>212143396
>magic

>>212142499
Accio doesn't work on horcruxes.

>>212142312 (OP)
He comes back to life using the horcruxes bro. Do you want to be a ghost stuck on the ocean floor for all time?

>>212143396
This world has time travel, teleportation and action at a distance. The quantum hamiltonian is fucked.

>>212142312 (OP)
I would have had one up my bootyhole at all times
Plus I would have made way more than 6 or 7 or however many that dumbass made

>>212142810
Because space shuttles never went to deep space.

>harry is his horcrux every since he killed his mother that that
>somehow part of his soul did not transmit from harry-horcrux to voldemort's body during season 4 one-pot soup
explain this