Realistically what would you do in this situation?

>>212142750 (OP)
i wouldn't let the dad stand in the way of a hot date, that's for sure

>>212142750 (OP)
Rape baldy to assert dominance. Then the rest of them.

>listen nobody ever did etc etc

>>212142750 (OP)
Take a more jovial and less confrontational approach. Guys like that can snap at any second and he could have a knife.

>Hye, hey, hey, let's keep our comments to ourselves here. We're all just trying to shop, so let's focus on that.

>>212142750 (OP)
Later he kills him

>>212142825
>daughter instantly loses respect for you

>>212142872
I'm just acting how Larry David would handle the situation. You don't give a shit about comments from randoms and you don't want a fight.

>>212142750 (OP)
i'd take my daughter to buy some new panties for the ride home because the ones she's wearing are soaked

>>212142750 (OP)
AY MANE WADAFUQ YOU SAYMABOU MWA DUAGHTHA NIQYA YALL TALKBOT MY MUHFUHKUNDUAGHTA

>>212142750 (OP)
>tfw work slut confesses she's addicted to porn and wants to live out her cnc ddlg freeuse fantasies with me

>>212142750 (OP)
tax that ass for days

>>212142750 (OP)
Punch him in the face.
>inb4 "he would kick your ass"
So what?

If I was in that department store with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood on that checkout counter and then me saying, 'OK, we’re going to buy you a hooker outfit somewhere safely, don’t worry.'

>>212142750 (OP)
>13

>>212142963
im trans btw

>>212143196
you'll meet these type of retards everywhere. why would you get yourself and your family in trouble? >>212142892 is right

>>212142750 (OP)
Well Phil is a deep undercover spy and can't just blow his cover as a mild suburban dad in public so instead making a note of the guy's details to later track him down and savagely beat him in private seems like the correct outcome.

>>212143196

I would not have properly engaged him at all. Just regard him very briefly with a casual polite smile, stand in front of daughter and maybe back off very slightly and wait. Doesnt matter how tall or fit i am.

>>212143314
Wasn't this from the show were the actor was a plastic surgeon not a spy?

>>212142750 (OP)
>What do?
Blow my cover and get executed like the Rosenbergs

>>212143314
>blow his cover
Nobody is going to suspect he's a spy because he kicked one dude's ass in a department store. In reality he'd just bait the guy into taking a swing and then fuck him up with full support of the law. His neighbor and friend is FBI, he's a respectable family man protecting his daughter from a creep and he didn't strike first. Decking this dude is a straight up freebie. No one is going to make the leap from "Wow, Phil is tougher than I thought" to "Holy shit, he must be a communist spy!"
It's a stupid and contrived side plot.

>>212142893
lol

>>212142893
she's 13, you sick fuck

>>212143196
Kek

I wouldn't do a single thing. I'd listen to what he wanted to do, and that's what no one did.

>>212142750 (OP)
Take out a gun and shoot myself in the head

>>212142750 (OP)
they are from russia i think the sexualization of children is way worse there. i saw a clip prob on here on how most of the young girls there were prostitutes

>>212142750 (OP)
Something like this

>>212143658
>le "training helps you overcome obvious strength and size disparities" trope
When I was in BJJ as a blue belt I was rolling black belts if they were 5'6" muscle midgets or just skinnyfat+cardio from doing nothing but BJJ just because I was 6'2" and over 200 lbs. Being trained doesn't make you a superhuman compared to other people especially if they're initiates too

>>212143658
I keep having to remind myself this show takes place in the 80s
Too much about the actors' performances and line deliveries reminds me of how people think, talk and acted in 2010
Never had this issue with Mad Men and it's 50s setting

>>212143771
Generally speaking you aren't wrong, but there are diminishing returns past a certain size. Matthew Rhys isn't much smaller than you. 6' and 180+ is usually enough to deal with almost anyone who isn't an oversized athletic freak if you get the jump on them and know what you're doing.

>Realistically what would you do in this situation?

>>212143643
Are you that guy who always posts about ivans raiding?

>>212142750 (OP)
>and she masturbated to this memory for the rest of her life, the end

>>212142750 (OP)
I will argue with they guy, until he taps or we start fighting
>Store lady calls the cops
Cool, fuck them
>If the guy kills me
It was worth it
>I beat the guy
Success

I would have kept quiet and tried to grab a few creepshots before anyone noticed

>>212142872
She lost respect the second you stood up for her. That chick lost her virginity at age 12 at the latest

>>212142784
You get to pop his virgin asshole.

>>212142750 (OP)
>Errol Bengoster...? You should probably change your name to Peter File. LOL AM I RIGHT CHAT???
As he looks around confused about who I was addressing, I would then headbutt him, slice his eyeballs with my Victorinox classic swiss army knife blade, and, finally, shout motivational slogans at this anon >>212142784 throughout the rape process.

>>212142750 (OP)
I wish I had a cute daughterwife like that.

>excuse me for a moment my dear but have you ever thought of becoming a model your daughter is very photogenic sir
>[my gf) you're smoking hot
>you know I have a few contacts in the industry I could help your daughter get started
>do you have headshots sweetie
>oh no they're very expensive maybe $500 for a decent set
>[my gf] oh hunny don't you have a camera you never use it
>oh that's true i could take them if you'd like
>[my gf] you should totally do it anon is being totally modest he knows everyone in Hollywood
>umm
>[my gf] he's totally buds with Charlie Sheen
>well yes we did both go to yeshiva
>[my gf] tell you what drop by our place at the weekend we have a pool so bring ya swimsuit ok hun
>well I think we should ask your father first
>[my gf] it's fine dads just want their little girls to be happy right?

>>212143469
Americans still call everyone left of Hitler a communist even though it's not illegal anymore, at the height of the cold war yes getting arrested for beating someone up at a department store would be stupid.

>>212144631
based

>>212144599
>shout motivational slogans at this anon >>212142784 throughout the rape process.

>>212142750 (OP)
Based Errol shaming that degenerate for letting his daughter dressed like that.

>>212142750 (OP)
1. don't let your 13 years old daughter dress like a whore

2. if someone still pulls this shit insult him, if he escalates, attack

>>212142872
Keeping your cool, remaining nonchalant and refusing to stoop to the level of someone who is acting obnoxious and needlessly confrontational is how you humiliate them

>>212144710
He Will Not Divide My Butthole

>>212142825
Guys like me can snap at any second if you talk about fucking my underage daughter, you fucking pussy ass faggot. Sucker punch him right on the button and knock his ass out. Saying you want to fuck my underage daughter is fighting words anywhere so you'd do zero jailtime for it. Even if you went wild and beat him to death as he's laying unconscious on the ground, that's still crime of passion territory and will get you less time. I'd never not defend my daughter. Anyone arguing against beating this faggot back to the stone age aren't serious people.

>>212143394
No. It’s from The Americans. I don't remember which season or episode though. It’s been years since I watched it. But start to finish it’s a good show.

>>212142750 (OP)
I wouldn't do anything different, he was pretty polite to the girl and made sure to include his own gf

>>212142750 (OP)
try to find another 13 year old for the threesome

>>212144902
>No.
Yes. If I'm the Soviet spy like the guy in this scene I blow my cover and get executed like the Rosenbergs. It's the best possible outcome for the Americans.

>>212144805

>>212143771
>When I was in BJJ
Stopped reading.

>>212144830
you won't do shit lmao

Why do white men let their daughters dress like prostitutes?

>>212145194
Cause it's hot? Duh

>>212145107
Fuck around with my daughter and find out, you stupid nigger.

>>212144830
>Saying you want to fuck my underage daughter is fighting words anywhere so you'd do zero jailtime for it
Switching from you = person you're talking to, to you = general person who is in your shoes mid-sentence is retarded. You made it sound like your adversary will face zero jail time. This is why proper prose is important in 4chainz posts

>>212144830
You start with the jovial as a warning, to smooth things over, and to give them an out. You're just there to shop, and you don't need anything. if they heat things up you can reply in kind if you have to.

>use as much force as the situation requires.

>>212142750 (OP)
What would I do? Nothing. Nowadays, you never know who has a gun and wants to use it.

>>212142750 (OP)
write out my number and give it to the girl, telling her to call me """in a few years""" while winking

>>212144081

>>212144081
The funniest part is always the glass door shattering not cause the dude gets thrown into it but because he scrambles for it with barely any force

>>212143356
No, he's a Soviet spy embedded in America in a suburban family.

>>212145300
>Trying to fuck my underage daughter
>Appropriate force is to laugh about it
Holy cuck

Imagine if he was a queeny gay guy saying that

>>212145295
Damn, I thought autists were supposed to be smart. It was absolutely clear what I meant. There was nothing wrong with what I said.

>>212146592
Women can sniff a gay from miles away. She would be completely safe and would likely have engaged in playful banter

Personally I would think "what would Vic Mackey do in this situation?" and do that. The dad here is extremely Asaveda pilled which couldn't be me

>>212145766
That's how glass broke in the old neighborhood. What, trying to say something here? Being a wise guy, huh?

>>212143771
i'll set you up in a fight with a KGB agent in his prime and we'll see where your gay third-world martial arts gets you

>>212146672
she would be like whoa i dont smell anything usually everyone's smell is on a spectrum but in this case, completely odorless

>>212143498
Out of ten

>>212142750 (OP)
Seen this posted for years and still dont know what movie

>>212143658
>eats the hotdog
fucking kek i love hollywood bollywood films

>>212146788
This!!!!! Superior Russian theatrics are better than those stupid third-world theatrics

>>212143780
Because it’s not well written

>>212142750 (OP)

the bald guy was pretty nice to be taking his daughter shopping

>>212144797
lmao
>the real cuck is the cucker!

>>212146867
The Americans
I'm rewatching it now, gets better and less corny as it goes along.

>>212146975
No it doesn’t. It starts with a strong premise and squanders it by wanting to be safe.

>>212146975
Thanks

>>212142893

>>212146505
Daughters are supposed to get fucked, didn't you read the fucking manual?

>>212146505
The appropriate force is to not place your daughter in danger, which would happen once you fight. In my experience people like you are the least skilled fighters. I've never met a single guy who knew how to fight who wouldn't try to de-escalate first.

>>212142750 (OP)
grab her by the arm and walk out with two bitches

>>212142750 (OP)
tell dad to stop embarrassing me in front of the cute guy

>>212142750 (OP)
Not dress my underage daughter like a fucking whore?

>>212143771
>BJJ
>real fight

???

>>212142750 (OP)
Just tell him to fuck off then go about our day.

>>212143469
There is the possibility that he'd have to give a statement to the police though, which is probably not worth risking, especially if you have the skills to track him down and fuck him up later in private.

>>212142750 (OP)
The same way he did. And just like Phil, I'd track the dude down but not attack in broad daylight and at the guy's house since now everybody has door cams, your cell can track you, etc. I'd do at night, wear a disguise, and pump a few rounds into him when there's no witnesses.

You won't be a suspect if you don't cause scene at the store and patiently wait months after it happened because potential witnesses (including the douche and the douche's wife) won't even remember you or connect the dots that it was you.

>>212144702
>everyone left of Hitler
Hitler was a socialist who wanted to implement huge humanitarian and environmental reforms, he was way more left than 99% of burgers

>>212142750 (OP)
I would like to hit the guy, but he's more masculine and stronger than me, I'd like to come up with a comeback but what if that makes him angry and he punches me? Guy who is interested in my daughter is now alone with her and I'm knocked to the ground.

There is not much to do, you could just say "Call security, are you fucking deaf? She's 13." to the cashier. After that, cops, press charges for psychological damage to my daughter, the cashier can vouch for your story and there is security camera footage of the guy looking at my daughter.

I understand most of you in this thread are looking at the guy and saying, "I've achieved natty I can bench press more than him and I'll just knock him out!" and sure, but if you're specifically that guy with those physical features you have to take that into account.

I haven't seen the show and I'm going completely based off the scene.

>>212147673
>but what if that makes him angry and he punches me?
Use the great equalizer, shoot him.

>>212147641
Lmao nice fantasy, loser

>>212147707
lets just say you dont want to cross me. revenge is best serve cold. and you may have felt you won, and may continue to feel that way for weeks or months after. but i haven't forgotten. and it isn't over yet.

>>212147760
>get called out about fantasizing
>fantasize harder

It’s just outright strange at this point that anyone thinks text is scary.

>>212147707
I never killed or injured anyone because I'm not a low impulse retard, but I have gotten revenge against 2 assholes I've run across but don't have a professional/personal connection to. I waited almost a year in both cases, found out where they lived and what cars they drove. I deflated the tires of one guy's car (also slashed them). The other guy I threw a concrete block through the windshield. I got my payback but they're not serious enough for the authorities to launch a deep investigation compared to assault, murder, or arson (was tempted to torch their houses but that was too much trouble).

>>212144830
post your daughter and we'll see if she's worth it.

>>212145194
because Europeans invented something called clothes.
bit advanced for your thrid world shithole, so don't worry about it.
they're kind of like the bone you have through your nose

>>212145241
>Fuck around with my daughter
don't mind if I do, thanks for the invitation little guy.
what's the address?

>>212147415
the baldie should have sent his girlfriend to befriend the daughter as they are similar ages, then recruited her that way.
it's that simple.
>here let me show you some underwear that guys really like, tee hee
>oh wow you're so cool and grown up

>>212142750 (OP)
>Realistically what would you do in this situation?
make a watchable webm

>>212147884
>I got mah revenge
>the affected: fucking niggers man oh well insurance will pay it

>>212143658
This was fucking stupid. Even wearing a disguise and operating in the broad daylight is stupid as fuck. Neighbors could've seen him. Nothing goes according to your head canon in a fight. I stupidly got into a bar fight once and while I easily beat down the shitbag, the shitbag's brother smashed a bottle over my head while I wasn't looking.

And telling Errol to not mess with little girls anymore tips off that he's the dad from the mall he encountered.

Yeah it's a stretch but if Errol reported this to the police, they can backtrack to the mall security cameras and find out just who that dad was and investigate him. They'll find out his papers don't hold up and his cover as a spy is blown.

>>212148345
It's called restrained revenge. I wanted to do more but you have to know your limits. And these were brand-new nice cars they had so it temporarily inconvenienced them. And their insurance rates most likely raised.

Most importantly, they never suspected it was me and I was never on the radar. Like you said, they probably just chalked it up to hooligans.

>>212144730
>it's a free country and they're out in public

>>212148467
It’s called doing nothing that matters to anyone.

why does he have a library card on the counter of mall's clothing cashier? Also, I'd offer my daughter to baldy for $500/hour and negotiate possibly down to $400/hour if she seemed into it.

>>212142963
Don't even know what that is. Don't want to know.

>>212147884
This is what black people in the hood do when they get robbed except they wait a few years to kill the dude. Very petty behavior that didnt help in any way

>>212148467
doing it twice in a row, a few weeks apart would make more sense.
they can't claim on insurance twice without it being suspicious, plus the mental stress from having repaired it and then it being done again.

>>212144730
Why would he give him is id?

>>212148591
renting her out for a thousand a day makes more sense. offer him the hourly rate but then follow it with the daily, and he'll accept it with little delay.
also saves you the bother of dealing with small change.
maybe tier it though so her back passage costs double. makes for repeat custom

>>212148591
That’s what credit cards looked like in the 80s.

>>212142750 (OP)
>the jew isn't playing the pedo

>>212143196

>>212148642
Not worth the risk of getting identified and caught. I was lucky both times and I planned very carefully. If I did it twice in a row, they might have installed a dash camera on their cars or any other nasty surprises I wouldn't expect.

>>212148620
Murder is just too risky. You're bound to slip up even if you think you covered all bases.

>>212142750 (OP)
such a depressing show desu

>>212148789
wear a different set of clothes that you throw away afterwards, and throw another brick through their window.
then the next week a bucket of paint.
then a bucket of your urine, faeces and blood.

>>212148789
I was hoping morals, not desire of not getting caught, was maybe seperating you from ghetto hoodlums.

>>212143873
You're committing the apex fallacy you fucking retard. You're picking out the best of the best as if that's somehow representative of the average 1v1 lmao. Fucking retard.

>>212142750 (OP)
Masturbate

>>212142750 (OP)
>>212142780
>>212142784
>>212142825
>>212142872

Just talk real loud about how she is 13 and you will call the cops everybody would shit bricks then nobody likes a pedo bro

>>212142750 (OP)
>jew good guy
>aryan evil pedo rapist

In this situation getting revenge is much less important than showing your daughter she's safe and her dad isn't a cucked little bitch so him killing the guy later doesnt make up for his actions.
>Tells his daughter not to fight pedos
Hollywood writers are sick

>>212142750 (OP)
Nothing because it's not real

>>212142750 (OP)
Glass him

>>212148389
Someone like Errol who’d publicly hit on a 13 year old girl in front of witnesses is very clearly open about his attraction to underage girls. I doubt that mall interaction is the first time he’s done something like this and someone telling him “no more little girls” wouldn’t tip him off to what specific guy he pissed off that week.

>>212142750 (OP)
Had this ever happened in real life?

>>212148929
>then a bucket of your urine, faeces and blood
"just intentionally leave your dna at the scene bro"

>>212144830
>I’d kill a man and face prison time and leave my daughter without a father for years because I’m an impulsive retard