Is this supposed to be funny?

>>212144632 (OP)
Yes, short people are funny.

>>212144632 (OP)
Lots of people think so.

>>212144632 (OP)
Majority of comedians aren't funny to me. I've never laughed at any famous comedian like Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill Murr, George Carlin, Kevin Hart. I only cracked a smile at some jokes of that fat mexican guy. Fluffy I think.

Maybe I am just bitter.

Yes, it's funny because it's based or you're a jew.

>>212144632 (OP)
when you think about it joe is right and it is pretty deep. a lot of our behaviors are very similar to monkeys and primates

>>212144632 (OP)
There's a compilation of how many times Joe Rogan has simulated the same blowjob joke over the years
https://youtu.be/izZOxiXKz1Y?t=275

>>212144632 (OP)
Hilarious even

>>212144760
>Majority of comedians aren't funny to me.
Same, only a few exceptions of comedians made me laugh like Ricky Gervais and Yumi Nagashima. Others made me laugh only in exceptional cases, a few jokes out of the many

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>>212144670
He yells too much. Needs to tone it down.

>>212144760
This, I laugh at random funny moments though. Maybe it has to be random to get me.

>>212144760
]Majority of comedians aren't funny to me. I've never laughed at any famous comedian like Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill Murr, George Carlin, Kevin Hart. I only cracked a smile at some jokes of that fat mexican guy. Fluffy I think.
Whoah, grandmas post on 4chan?

>>212145088
>misclicked so no greentext
goddammit

>>212145121
lol now you look dumb

>>212144693
Most people literally don't even know Joe is a comedian

>>212144760
some of them are just naturally funny

>>212144760
Same, with very few exceptions. Pre-washed up Dice, early Sebastian Maniscalco, Don Rickles.

>>212144632 (OP)
people will laugh at anything. the fact pete davidson became famous is enough to prove comedy sucks now

>>212144632 (OP)
hahaha he's pretending to be a monke even though he is a human

>>212145353
>Most people literally don't even know Joe is a comedian
joe rogan is a tragedy of sorts. super successful at everything he does, except standup. and you can tell standup is the only thing he's wants to do well. like who tf thinks joe rogan is good at standup? you'd basically have to be a retard and drunk af to laugh at him. hell even listening to a few of his podcasts he's not even funny. he just gets pity laughs from his guests. he just doesn't have the brain of a comedian.

>>212144632 (OP)
This single photo proves the braverly of the comedian. If Joe was to fall from that spacer, he could be horribly burned by the piping hot pizza below him. The little prick.

>>212144632 (OP)
Its insane that Joe Rogan is famous

>>212144632 (OP)
Watch out, I'm going to Texas to hunt Joe Rogan

>>212145774
i say he luck it out with the podcast. when he started, that format was just picking up and he was known due to ufc fear factor etc. and manage to get some famous people on. that made some good episodes and from then was just a snowball effect. dude was at right time at the right place and stars just aligned

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>>212145918
elon is lucky too, just right place at the right time with all 3 of his companies. Bezos too. if I was alive and around in the 1990s I would have founded amazon and been worth a trillion dollars. life isn't fucking fair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SefNqMSOWDw

>>212144632 (OP)
>"Us comedians, we..."

>>212144760
>Maybe I am just bitter.
once you're past the age of 16 it's hard to actually laugh at standup. i just get an internal chuckle. like
>good one man
i've never been to a standup club, but i think it's the atmosphere there. one person starts laughing and it sets off the rest of the audience. probably the reason they pipe-in laugh tracks to tv shows. otherwise the people watching wouldn't even be amused.

>>212145918
not really, he went on Tom Green's channel and during that he was saying "daah dis is grate daah dis is cool u gotz a tv show daaah I shud do dis daaahhhh I shud totally do dis daaahhhh I shud copy dis dahh".

>>212145384
oh the ironing. this clip going viral is probably the most laughs she has ever got. like the premise of her joke is 'i got vaxxed and i'm ok'. it's literally nothing without the collapse on stage. pathetic that she sat down, wrote and rehearsed that thinking it was anywhere near something anyone would consider a joke.

>>212144760
>George Carlin
not a comedian

>>212145950
joe rogan and elon are lucky yes.
bezos actually put in a lot of work though and was a grinder.
rogan and elon are puppets for DARPA.
they're basically the same person actually.
both of them exist purely to shill stuff like neuralink and thats all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjbL3Fdqi3s

>>212145760
>proves the braverly

>>212146286
And being a bitter failure complaining about their success makes you less of an unnecessary product how?

>>212146362
Nigger, I have a Masters in English and English Lit. You may suck my balls.

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>>212144693
Ah, here comes the bargaining and crying.

>>212146241
?

>>212144795
And other things /pol/troons bark to attract each other.

>>212146147
>Tom Green's channel
guy doesn't get enough credit. he was the precursor to jackass and podcasting. now he has faded into obscurity. though his online show was only funny because it was basically him just getting wasted and angry about tech issues and relentlessly trolled. i wish i could find those shows online but i think he has taken them down everywhere.

>>212144632 (OP)

>He's a NIG-GERRRR!!!!

>>212146385
i could ask you something as equally as worthless
>why do you care if i care about X,Y,Z
>whats the point of asking that?
at the end of the day im bullying technocrats that want to put us all in a surveillance dystopia and you're saying i'm mad cause i don't have a lamborghini.

>>212146449
they forgot philosopher wtf

>>212144811
>Sandler
>legend
Sandler is famous for his unfunny horseshit movies too, kek, he can do good stuff from time to time

>>212146496
he didn't say that!

People find his dudebro personality comfy for some reason. I find it boring.

>>212146497
I am pointing out you are way too low power to "bully" anyone. Much less the successful.

>>212146411
>Nigger, I have a Masters in English and English Lit. You may suck my balls.
i'm not that guy, but degrees in english? actually a nothing degree. i took english classes WITH ENGLISH MAJORS and always scored higher than them. getting an english degree is basically like saying you just want to repeat grade school again. i know plenty of ESLs and they didn't come to america to study fucking english. when is your next starbucks shift?

>>212146411
>i have a fake degree for women
i hope you got sex at least

>>212146662
I am a retired teacher and wealthy. You could have put that ienergy you wasted in judgment of your better into working your head out of your asshole.

>>212144632 (OP)
I don't know the context of this and I have no intention of finding out.

>>212146593
you're just projecting your own insecurities onto me.
not once in my post did i condemn the idea of hard work or success, i merely pointed out the fact that those two puppets are infact puppets.

you most likely latched on to my post for no other reason than because i insulted your faggot edaddy grifter DARPA shill, which is much more pathetic of you, than me making fun of him.

>>212146697
I would say I had tons, but I am not into fat broads. Suffice to say, I am at peace. Thanks for your hopes and good will.

>>212146730
You cannot feel my hand up your back right now?

>>212146719
>I am a retired teacher and wealthy. You could have put that ienergy you wasted in judgment of your better into working your head out of your asshole.
OMG I WANT TO STUDY ENGLISH NOW LIKE ALL THE WEALTHY ENGLISH TEACHERS

>>212146927
Tenure is a hell of a thing when you can apply it to mandate the assignment of a book you wrote. You go ahead with your designing stickers business idea though. It will go great! I have all of the faith of an athesist in you.

>>212144760
>I only cracked a smile at some jokes of that fat mexican guy. Fluffy I think.
that guy is legitimately good at gurning, manipulating your facial muscles to make a crazy expression, all the slapstick greats used it, and slapstick will always be funny, its right above fart jokes but its still above them

>>212144795
Tribalism really fucks with your taste I guess. It must be fucking awful to be a rightwing nutcase who avoids all entertainment made by "liberals". There's simply nothing creative or enjoyable coming from the right.

>>212147037
Your woke shit has no audiance and makes no money. Seeing as you cannot live off of eachothers cumshots, you are all going to starve.

>>212145950

Wow, you're incredibly ignorant. You think you could have just grabbed 'google.com' first too and run that to the same success, huh?

If only you were there. And now there's nothing left for you to get, so it's just not fair!

>>212144811
bro sandler didnt have any stand up bits either
EH HE HE HE HE DA GOAAT EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
https://youtu.be/hbrowDiNzK4?list=RDhbrowDiNzK4&t=54

>>212146984
did you get rich by buying a house or two when everything was cheap and then boomers printed a ton of money and imported unlimited immigrants so property values are astronomical now? nice way to get rich

>>212145918
All of you are too young to remember NewsRadio apparently.

>>212144632 (OP)
I'm don't even know what he's saying in this pic and the pic alone makes me smile, so I'm gonna say yes

>>212146496
That was my favorite bit.

>>212147089
If you think everything not made by rightwingers is 'woke' you're just wrong. But you stick to your Kirk Cameron and Kevin Sorbo movies. Maybe the new Dean Cain vehicle. LOL
Perhaps Jim Caviezel will make another movie someday which is approved by Focus on the Family.

>>212146496
Ok I'll admit this one got me laughing when I seen it in the special

>>212146984
>Tenure is a hell of a thing when you can apply it to mandate the assignment of a book you wrote.
they give tenure to teachers now? you described yourself as a teacher and not a professor? something's not adding up.

>>212147097
It's those boomers! And Jews! And nepotism!

They took it all and left me nothing! I'll have to stay in and play videogames now! WAAAAHHH!

>>212147178
>when I seen it

Pure poetry. You're exactly the type to laugh at his "comedy".
People who graduated high school don't find him funny.

>>212147097
uh yeah if i was there im pretty sure i could have thought of "shopping but on a computer" lol retard

>>212144760
>I've never laughed at any famous comedian
lol sucks to be u fgt

>>212144632 (OP)
this is a man who has mastered the craft of comedy.
us civvies should pay some respect, there's only a handful of these philosophers around anymore

>>212147114
>did you get rich by buying a house or two when everything was cheap and then boomers printed a ton of money and imported unlimited immigrants so property values are astronomical now? nice way to get rich
he's not wealthy. maybe rich. i wouldn't describe myself as rich but i make good money. my family has generational wealth that my brother and i will inherit. since nobody in my family is a fuck up, it's just like a growing snowball effect.

>>212147252
Simply a matter of timing. Anyone could have done it. No need for knowledge of the internet of programming or business or investment. Just think it up and you get your billions. But you have to be there in the 90s. That's really how easy it used to be!!

>>212147114
Humanity is a race, not a parade. Learn or be left behind.

>>212146210
>pathetic that she sat down, wrote and rehearsed that thinking it was anywhere near something anyone would consider a joke.
that's 99% of comedy right now

>>212147174
The biggest movies I can think of recently are about atomic weapons and fucking deadpool. You are an idiot and a faggot. Can I call you faggot, faggot?

>>212147179
Professors are teachers. What is not adding up is your number of chromosomes.

>>212147291
good advice. this is why i can appreciate rogan fans and like rogan threads despite the occasional troll

Money is bullshit now. Magic Johnson went from having $1 billion in 2020 to having $1.5 billion now.
The fact that a basketball player who got AIDS and retired in 1992 is now a billionaire and can generate another 500 million dollars in 5 years is fucked. And the disparity is insane. Everyone at the bottom is scraping to even get a 5% raise now and then.
But lets keep trusting Republicans. They'll surely get us money once they fix all the wokeness for me!!

>>212147326
So woke. What's even left for you??

>>212144811
kek what a hack

>>212144632 (OP)
The best comedic mind and independent thinker of his generation.
In America.

>>212147291
Terrible advice.

>>212147413
Knowing this place I fear you may be sincere. Wow.

>>212147379
Keep decrying the system that is not giving you enough gibs by your measurre. Your efforts seem to be working great for you.

>>212147379
the republicans who were in power from 2020 until now

>>212147344
>Professors are teachers. What is not adding up is your number of chromosomes.
when i was at university, anyone that referred to a professor as a teacher was corrected. in my experience, achieving the professor title is one that people take a lot of pride in, so you claimed to be tenured but first claimed to be a teacher? confusing to say the least.

>>212147414
empty criticism from the side that wants to impede trafic to make a hollow statment.

>>212144760
I get it, stand-up comedians are vastly overrated. Comedy is best when in a natural setting, not preparing it beforehand and going through a routine.

>>212147413
No other country has any comedians that are even mentioned by anyone

>>212147473
While I do hold masters in English diciplines, the beauty of language is its malleability. I was not one of those sort of teachers. I also rea

>>212147522
In America

>>212147473
While I do hold masters in English diciplines, the beauty of language is its malleability. I was not one of those sort of teachers.

>>212147379
a super famous basketball player has lots of money after switching from basketball to business and you're blaming republicans? what's wrong with you?

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>>212147591
i feel like i'm talking to a dollar store ai bot now.

>>212147642
Thats on you kiddo. Keep on picking around and looking for flakes. Only flake here is you though.

>>212147449
Look up who was in charge during the last actual recesssion and then bite your ignorant fingers off.

>Elephant Graveyard.webm

>>212147174
spiderman (2002) implied that a man wears dresses for a boy and it is a bad thing
2002 was also the peak of movie theaters. no other year has gotten the same number of butts in seats despite the population growing by millions and millions
so the other guy is right, modern woke shit is not watched by as many people

>>212147728
Who the hell is Gordon Brown?

>>212147728
i thought you were complaining about the runaway inflation between 2020 and now

>>212147666
>Thats on you kiddo. Keep on picking around and looking for flakes. Only flake here is you though.
doesn't matter. a 'tenured professor' describing himself as a 'wealthy english teacher' is nonsense. maybe i'll stop by starbucks later and order some bs coffee from you. i'll leave a tip too.

>>212144632 (OP)
Stand up comedy is so cucked.

Why would I want to listen to another man's opinions.

>>212147483
>words words words
Retard.

>>212147483
>empty criticism from the side that wants to impede trafic to make a hollow statment.
>someone took advice from the guy who wrote this sentence

>>212144632 (OP)
Joe Rogan isn't funny because he's too retarded to be funny. He himself admits he's a nitwit all the time and he must have picked equally shitty nitwit writers
His show is only sometimes good if there's a good guest and Joe usually shits up the show half the time by asking his faggot friend Jamie to look shit up on jewish search engines

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>>212144760
Maybe 10% or less of male comedians were funny and there's absolutely zero funny females except in niche roles (always in sketches and not standup)
Pickings were already slim and now they're basically non existent because jews have ruined the comedy industry like everything else they touch

>>212147830
Your lacking knowledge of how the educated conduct themselves fails to shok me.

>>212148208
Correct me then fucker, and I will tell you what colloquial writng is, and where (here) to use it correctly.

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>>212145774
Just making sure you guys know there’s a video which documents the blatant theft

https://youtu.be/_v3KiaAjpY8

7 mins in or so

>>212144760
Stephen Wright has made me crack up but I can definitely understand people not thinking he's funny at all.

>>212144632 (OP)
Joe Rogan is bitter socially dysfunctional white man jesus, so I'm contractually obligated to say anything he does is funny and insightful

>>212144632 (OP)
Joe is the only celebrity that makes his own humiliation rituals. Weird guy.

>>212149063
>Your lacking knowledge of how the educated conduct themselves fails to shok me.
then tell me how the educated conduct themselves, mr. genius.

>>212149517
No son. I retired for teaching after focusing on special needs for a few years on my way out the door. If you want me to break out a harrness and helmet for you, you would need to pay me.

>>212149517
>No son. I retired from teaching after focusing on special needs for a few years on my way out the door. If you want me to break out a harrness and helmet for you, you would need to pay me.

>>212149517
No son. I retired from teaching after focusing on special needs for a few years on my way out the door. If you want me to break out a harrness and helmet for you, you would need to pay me.

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>>212149599
tf are you doing?

>>212149636
looking for adhd obsessives. Hi! How you doing?

>>212149671
>looking for adhd obsessives. Hi! How you doing?
rainy sunday and apparently i found the only wealthy tenured special needs teacher on the planet that apparently sold books to retards.

>>212149744
luck of the draw. In a population the size of humanity, I am not rare.

>>212149803
>I am not rare.
and not good at lying.

>>212144632 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5s1mrcgi_c

>>212149860
I can lie better than you can devine the truth. You want me at your level so bad you guess at unknowables. Where is the lie in this?

>>212149927
ok tenured teacher. i'm sure you have a phd in wasting time. i'm going to go watch yt videos now.

>>212150096
As stated, I am retired. Enjoy your wallowing, and never question why you are where you are, while I am where I am. I am going to go watch my dog growl at the gardner.

>>212144632 (OP)
Joe was kind of funny in 2006.

ANNA NICOLE, I PURCHASED THE HOSPITAL, GIVE THAT ASS OR YOU DON'T GET THAT CASH

>>212147179
Private school teachers recieve tenure. You might not have those in your ghetto though.

>>212147815
not that anon, but inflation is a natural devaluation of currency over time. The last actual recession was under Obama. We are not currently in recession and never have been under Trump.

>>212144760
>Bill Murr
Is this the furry version of Bill Burr?

>>212150471
No, it is the white-passing hispanic version of Bill Burr. You can't bring him down.

>>212144632 (OP)
It's no "president of the lake" but it was also much earlier in his career

>Civilians will never get it.

If we do not get it, your ass ain't funny.

>>212144632 (OP)
God he's so short. He literally can scramble up a stool lol

>>212151476
When god was handing out legs Joe thought he said "Pegs" so he got in the line for the ones with the most powerful backdoor kick

>>212146411
You should get a refund you ESL dumbass.

>>212152012
English is my first language. I also speak French, German, Italian and Spanish. My dog is smarter than you. I'd bet your future on it.

>>212151826
When God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets!

>>212152683
When god was passing out senses of humor you were sitting in a ditch somewhere shoving rocks up your ass and eating dirt or something, because you missed out entirely.

>>212146147
The origin of what ruined entertainment.

>>212144632 (OP)
Mega funny comedic masterpiece

>>212144760
>I only cracked a smile at some jokes of that fat mexican guy. Fluffy I think.
That is literally the worst one of them all. You are brown.

>>212144632 (OP)
yes, you wouldnt understand you shitskinned street shitting pajeet.

>>212144760
How can someone not laugh at Dave Chapelle

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>>212146411
Calm down, Rajesh

Joe was a cute guy once

>>212154557
Muslims aren't funny.

>>212154918
Hollywood cute. Now that's a paycheck

I often think about Joe Rogan's stout but short penis after a brief dip in his ice bath. I bet it looks like a domino in his little kung fu shorts

>>212155042
It gets thick?

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>>212152053
Calm down, Rajesh

>>212147008
He's a talented orator.

>>212144760
pedestrian brained

>>212144632 (OP)
>>212144760
Most standup comedians aren't funny. They're just retards pickling their livers and telling dick jokes.

Maybe it's different if you live in NYC, but the average local comic isn't funny. The LA/Austin Rogan b-b-beast of a b-b-brats aren't any better. It's not really worth the effort to go out of your way to find someone that's funny. Especially in the Podcast Era of standup.

>>212155438
I know you are but what am I?

>>212146411
No JD? The only reason to get that degree is to become a lawyer lmao.

>>212155461
This is true, and then remember that there's a whole world of shitty comedians in Bangalore, Brasilia, fuck even those little monks in Ankgor Wat must laugh at a fart once in a while

>>212155521
Or a professor who generates field work, you dipshit.

>>212155461
>Most standup comedians aren't funny.
In America

>>212156082
Yeah, right. In the only place that has mattered in the last 100 years or so. Gold star for you.

>>212156130
>the only place that has mattered
In America