Thread 212146532 - /tv/ [Archived: 788 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:43:42 PM No.212146532
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>This will help us sell millions of action figures and merchandise
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:44:48 PM No.212146553
>>212146532 (OP)
BB8 was supposed to sell toys for them. She was fine. The material was trash.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:45:26 PM No.212146563
Wait, did she not change her clothes over the course of three movies?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:46:18 PM No.212146583
the design is fine. she's a serviceable enough young actress, better than Hamill.

everything up until she gets on the spaceship is fine. even her winning fights (she has a big stick).
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:47:07 PM No.212146607
>>212146532 (OP)
>starslop
neck yourself sanjeet
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:48:13 PM No.212146627
>>212146563
the Millennium Falcon doesn't have a washing machine. they all sleep on the floor, and it has one toilet that jettisons their waste into space.

real life people walk around deserts in robes, to this day: they don't have backpacks full of freshly laundered clothes, and daily showers. not stinking of BO all the time is a modern phenomenon.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:49:35 PM No.212146655
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Theres nothing wrong with Daisy Ridley. Its not her fault the movies hass shit writing.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:50:41 PM No.212146681
>>212146583
>the design is fine
No itโ€™s not.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:52:49 PM No.212146723
>>212146563
She did and her TLJ design is fine, but you can definitely tell TFA Rey stopped selling after the honeymoon period.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:53:05 PM No.212146734
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>>212146532 (OP)
We could have had this but no
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:54:15 PM No.212146761
Well think about it
Now boys AND girls will like Star Wars
Boys will have a crush on her and girls will want to be her
Double the money
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:55:38 PM No.212146785
>>212146761
Yeah if the design wasnโ€™t shit
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:00:30 PM No.212146912
>>212146655
i dunno she's very much from the RIGHT BACKGROUND. maybe she's not a murderer but that's something 'wrong with' her, as far as acting (or at least, getting into acting) goes.

doubt you'll find anyone on /tv/ defending Miranda Hart, her showing up in British telly, getting her own series. but her dad was an aide to the Queen.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:02:47 PM No.212146971
>>212146532 (OP)
rey would've been fine if they just played her up as a plucky scoundrel more. I dislike the term mary sue because a lot of time it's just applied to when women characters do anything at all now but it definitely feels like it applies here. having her pick up a lightsaber and btfo Kylo Ren in her first movie was just too much.

she should've used some perfidy to have to narrowly escape him or something
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:14:08 PM No.212147245
>>212146532 (OP)
Rey should be a nudist
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:40:58 PM No.212147891
>>212146532 (OP)
>thinly veiled AI thread
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:29:58 PM No.212149184
>>212146971
This is actually way better. Ideally sheโ€™d use the environment to her advantage as well too.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:31:36 PM No.212149222
>>212147245
She lived on a planet that was all sandy desert, nudism would make no sense.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:31:43 PM No.212149224
>>212147245
how do that benefit film?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:32:34 PM No.212149243
>>212147891
>anon in charge of going 5 minutes without seething over AI
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:32:58 PM No.212149252
>>212146563
She did, but obviously not enough variety for smooth brains like yourself
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:33:41 PM No.212149264
>>212146563
It was very important not to sexualize her in any way.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:38:06 PM No.212149375
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>>212149224
then she would hate sand because it's always getting in her begine
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:40:41 PM No.212149444
>>212149252
Children are smooth brains, if they don't process the existence of a new outfit how are they meant to want the new toy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:42:18 PM No.212149486
>>212146971
They always make girlboss characters have 0 personality other than autism and shouting that's why they are universally hated. I don't know why they can't at least make then good at talking, maybe it not seen as being assertive enough for esg requirements
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:51:55 PM No.212149713
>>212146734
do people care about these, as stories? "Darth Vader's secret magic apprentice" is awful, why not just write some unrelated Jedi/Sith guy, there are thousands in the setting?

the pre-release videos looked cool as hell, though. all that Red Faction environment destruction stuff, but with physics. does it live up to it? just want to throw Stormtroopers into walls.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:53:58 PM No.212149771
>>212149252
Yeah but TLJ was such a shit movie that nobody cared and they gave Rey a worse outfit in RoS.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:54:19 PM No.212149778
i don't have a daughter. i assume if a little girl dressed up as Star Wars characters like this, 'cared about the outfits'?, she'd get bullied.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:00:10 PM No.212149922
>>212146681
Why not? What made farmboy Luke work but not Rey?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:02:56 PM No.212150000
Rey should be a nudist
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:07:26 PM No.212150098
>>212149922
Rey is just dull and bland. Thereโ€™s a reason why Kylo Ren dominated the marketing in merchandising and why it was his face everywhere.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:11:23 PM No.212150209
>>212149713
Yeah, it's pretty good to just wreck stuff.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:12:51 PM No.212150248
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>>212146532 (OP)
How about they stop dressing her like an indian or something?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:13:10 PM No.212150255
>>212149922
her hair is tied up, he hairstyle is extremely boring, she is wearing neutral brown that is fucking forgettable as fuck.
Luke had blonde coconut hairstyle and that made him already more memorable.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:18:59 PM No.212150389
>>212146532 (OP)
JJ Abrams is a hack

https://youtu.be/XtArKawnWNI?feature=shared
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:40:24 PM No.212150893
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>>212150248
How about they start dressing her like an indian or something?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:42:32 PM No.212150943
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>>212150248
Jedi in proper armor is always kino, so of course they won't do it
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:07:20 PM No.212151619
>>212146655
> ugly
> zero tits
No wonder we're still getting Nigraya shoved down our throat, zoomers have null taste
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:35:41 PM No.212152407
>>212150209
fair enough.

i DO like the story of Star Wars, that far into EU slop, 'secret apprentice they just haven't mentioned' was like cheating. reee.

but i do want to smash stuff. will give this a try.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:35:51 PM No.212152411
>>212146655
>no ass
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:36:21 PM No.212152423
>>212146532 (OP)
Is the action figure going to be anatomically correct?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:37:18 PM No.212152452
>>212150943
they always make the point in Star Wars that people with guns have good aim, though.

if the point of the armour is to protect from bullets, or even if it's magical anti-lightsaber armour, i am shooting that guy in the head.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:40:29 PM No.212152544
>>212152452
Armor is more like helmets, they might not protect from gunfire, but it's useful for explosions, debris and physical attacks.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:42:36 PM No.212152603
>>212152407
If you have a Switch but it tbere.
The PSP/PS2/Wii version of TFU was way better than the PC and PS360 one, mostly in level design, and the Switch version is a remaster of that one.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:43:32 PM No.212152634
Post daisies
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:45:56 PM No.212152692
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>>212152634
Okay
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:49:14 PM No.212152787
>>212152692
>3D artist
>make a 3D model
>looks nothing like her face
>body proportions are wrong too

everyone's a critic, but if you're making porn of real people, don't the coomers want it to BE them? warts and all?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:32:13 PM No.212153987
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>>212152634
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:33:52 PM No.212154044
>>212146532 (OP)
I'm surprised it's not brought up enough as a critique but she's a shit actress. Rewatched TFA recently and she's terrible. Bad body coordination. Keeps making wide eyed open lips face every scene.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:18:57 PM No.212155561
>>212146532 (OP)
The bad design for Rey doesnโ€™t get brought up enough.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:59:22 PM No.212156898
>>212154044
Mark Hamill and Hayden Christensen both also sucked. They were saved by George's iconic dialogue. It's not the actors that were wrong in the sequels, its everything else