Wtf did this nigga do all day?

Gooning

he looked at the picture in his watch a lot

>>212147534 (OP)
Goon for 15 hours. After a few weeks, Wilson strangely started to look like his fiancee. He stabbed a hole and drew lips around it.

>>212147562
You're not gonna be able to do that all day.
I've tried.
Dude probably drew in the sand or collected rocks or something.
But yeah I don't think it matters what he did, a lone human will go crazy eventually. See the first episode of the twilight zone

>>212147534 (OP)
I always assumed in a situation like this your entire day would just be working.
>wake up
>make sure you have fresh water
>catch some food
>keep fire going
>make tools
>improve shelter and living conditions
>catch food
>sleep
>repeat
I think the improve living conditions part would be the bulk of your day

>>212147534 (OP)
Get 1 bil fishing xp. Takes about 4 years full time

What did Hawaiians and pacific islanders do for thousands of years. Besides stuff with each other obviously

>>212147534 (OP)
Non-stop work to survive as he is one man doing the job of an entire tribe.

>>212147705
The fresh water thing was the biggest problem I believe and from what I've read would have been his end
>>212147747
They had other humans around which counts for a lot

>>212147534 (OP)
Tried to catch sea turtles probs

>>212147534 (OP)
Design a water filter just with rocks and branches

>>212147534 (OP)
Searching for things to ferment.

>>212147534 (OP)
>do all day
Wilson

he constructed a breathing apparatus with kelp

>>212147534 (OP)
He probably didn't have much down time to think until he gets his self sufficiency down and by that point like four years have passed. Seems like soon after he actually gets time to think about things other than his immediate survival he starts devising how to get off the island.

>>212147562
> "I'M CUMMING WILSOOOOON!!!"

>>212147534 (OP)
How did he not run out of wood? Like he had to have a fire going all the time for years. How big was his little island? Wouldn't he clear all the wood off of it in like a year?

>>212147705
It certainly would for the first couple months.
But once you made a sufficient shelter, had some backups of food (dried,cured fish) and water you'd be looking to conserve energy by resting or finding something to pass the time with.
You don't want to overfish the waters creating wastage and fresh water is a waiting game when you're set up anyway.

Assuming you're not the type of person to deforest the island because you wanted an outhouse and a gazebo there would eventually be nothing for you to do.

>>212150091
not really plants regrow and if its just one guy lighting a fire that island would last indefinetly. you dont need to run the fire except to cook youre in the tropics he couldnt have been tending to it all night or he wouldnt have been able to sleep.

>>212147534 (OP)
Nothing.

>>212147705
why would you need to keep the fire going this would limit how far you can travel on the island. once you get good at making fires they are easier to start he leveld up his firemaking to the point he could make them and having charcoal helps too

>>212150762
>>212150091
the tropical heat would dry out any sticks or leaves coconut husks that litter the island year round hed have tons of dry plant matter replenishingly itself constantly why do you think hawaii is not deforested? easter island was only deforested because they cut trees down to use as rollers for those big stone heads

>>212150762
You'd be making tools like cutting instruments so you can carve tools like forks, spoons, containers for cooking, water storage. Stuff like hooks, nets, spears constantly maintaining everything. Collecting firewood to sterilise water and cook food.

If you got all that squared away then it'd be onto making a canoe. Once that's done it's an outrigger.

As well as ways bigger and bigger ways to signal for boats planes to see you are in distress.

Your day would be full in fact you'd probably have so much going on every day from shit breaking and needing maintenance to just general tasks their probably isn't enough light in the day to do it all. You'd probably be doing a lot of stuff under firelight before bed like mending a net or making a better fork etc.....

>>212147705
If I was on that island, it wouldn't have gone down like that. I would've captured a bunch of crabs and staged miniature gladiator battles with them. The victors would enjoy being adorned with ornate pebbles, while the losers wind up over the fire for the night's meal.

>>212150972
Up to a point.
He was stranded for 4 years.

>>212147534 (OP)
install gentoo.

>>212147534 (OP)
Little known facts: The package he never opened is revealed in the novel to have contained ice, the one thing he missed most of all. He could have had ice the whole time and maybe even used it to freeze the water and walk out of there. Also, the character Wilson does not appear in the book. It was added by Hanks to reference one time when he slapped his wife Rita Willson until his hand bled.

>>212147534 (OP)
Literally long walks on the beach.

>>212147747
They like to take afternoon naps and build gunpla.

>>212147705
actually this has been debunked

>>212147534 (OP)
Jerking off in the shallows to attract fish and crustaceans , which he caught , roasted and ate this giving him the power to jerk off again into the shallows to attract more fish and crustaceans.
Circle of life..

I love this movie there are literally no others like it its an untouched genre, although my pet peeve is that he buried the pilot with a fuckload of usable things he should have stripped him then buried him. Not realistic
>belt
>neck tie
>clothes
all wasted

>>212147822
depends on how many rain catchers he setup, how much it rained and how many coconuts he had available to drink from to help sustain it

>>212150810
because its far easier to keep a fire going than start a new one and the island is tiny, once he finishes exploring it he likely won't need to go to the opposite side for anything very often

>>212147705
>>212152630

Read Industrial Society and It's Future by Good Old Uncle Ted. He clearly states that the natural state of man has been to spend the vast majority of his day just doing tasks to ensure his survival, hunting food, securing drinkable water, building/maintaining a fire, building a house and tools etc. Now Tom Hanks likely could not live on the island for as long as he did, look up Chris McCandless and other people who thought they could survive alone in any wild environment really, and those guys had proper supplies an plenty of man-made things at their disposal.

But, anon is right. He'd be spending all day long doing what I described above, anyone who disagrees is retarded, and yes, he probably did do a good amount of gooning and screaming racial slurs as loud as he could, along with building and designing as much Nazi iconography as possible, as any reasonable man would, because you're probably going to die there anyway, and you want whoever discovers your island and you to have some kino to explore.

>>212153196
>spend the vast majority of his day just doing tasks to ensure his survival, hunting food, securing drinkable water, building/maintaining a fire, building a house and tools etc
this has been debunked

>>212153222

Read second paragraph you dumb fucking midwit faggot.

also CHECKED

>>212153288
debunking those dubs

>>212147562
We say JACKING OFF here, xir

>>212147747
He had no family members to have sex with

>>212153288
you are the midwit, people weren't labouring all day until states were formed and people in power made everyone else pay them tithes, dues and taxes, hunter-gatherers had more leasure time than even people who work part-time these days

>>212147562
>trapped in a lagoon

>>212153463
nigga, you can literally disprove that theory by spending a week camping.

>>212147534 (OP)
What do you do all day faggot?

>>212147534 (OP)
That ball was FILLED with cum by the end

>>212153569
i've spent month camping.
energy conversation is literally the first step after basic survival is taken care of.
You can't waste energy doing things that are unrealistic.
you're acting like those zoomer videos of people building things aren't done on a full stomach with tools already established.

>>212153569
>camping
good luck getting kidnapped by fae folk

How did he get drinkable water?

>>212153812
Any water is drinkable if you want it enough

>>212153569
if a man capable of using tools, making fire and building a shelter has to spend all his time labouring then how did he survive before all of that? if other primates can spend 9 to 15 hours a day sleeping then maybe it would be better if we returned to monke instead of pulling your pre-industrial 100-hour work weeks?

>>212147534 (OP)
Think about roping, obviously.

>>212147534 (OP)
Most part of the day you just know he was fucking Wilson.

>>212153812
Collected rain and drank coconut water

guard Fred Smith's bottom line
talk to the volley ball

>>212147534 (OP)
me? i'd build giant stone statues

>4 years without seeing a single black person
He would have definitely gone crazy.

>>212154812
> get tired
> dies
>>212147534 (OP)
Where the fuk did he get drinking water for four years?

Got noided

>>212155083
He collected rain water and dew and stored it in coconuts.

>>212147534 (OP)
I'd love to see a zoomer remake where it's some 25 year old walking around the beach by himself with his broken iphone and streaming equipment with no signal or batteries just cracked blank screens saying all the classics
>chat, is this real?
>chat, am I cooked?
>chat, let me cook

>>212153463
Living in a hunter-gatherer society(!) is different from surviving on your own like this.

>>212153196
>Read Industrial Society and It's Future by Good Old Uncle Ted.
>read an incel manifesto by a deranged tranny
I'll pass

>>212155083
at least people would remember me

>>212153288
nice dubs

You can chill on a beach all day if you get some good local bush weed. There were probably some local farmers if he just bothered to walk around a bit.

Mano was the first to reach land; weak from hunger and dehydration, he could not stand but called out that he had safely reached shore, and the rest followed him.[7] After escaping the sea, the boys dug a cave by hand and hunted seabirds for meat, blood, and eggs.

Initially, they were desperate for food and water, but their situation improved after three months when they discovered the ruins of the village of Kolomaile in the island's volcanic crater, following a two-day climb.[8] They revived the remnants of 19th century habitation, surviving on feral chickens, wild taro, and bananas; they captured rainwater for drinking in hollowed-out tree trunks. They drank blood from seabirds when they did not have enough water.[7] The boys divided up the labour, teaming up in pairs to work garden, kitchen, and guard duty.[6] One of the boys, Stephen (who would go on to become an engineer), managed to use two sticks to start a fire, which the boys kept burning continuously for more than a year while marooned.

>>212147534 (OP)
He reverted to hunter gather. In those societies, it is common to literally forage and hunt all day with no downtime.

>>212156192
I don't understand how people in these situations avoid disease drinking out of dirty tree trunks, drinking the blood of wild animals and having no way to disinfect your hands after touching raw meat.

>>212156722
they don't. people who survive these situations tend to come back riddled with parasites and spend weeks on broad spectrum antibiotics - it's just that it won't kill you immediately whereas not drinking anything in tropical heat will 100% kill you in 24-72 hours

>>212147606
Rita wilson...

how he did not immediately rape the first female he makes contact with after such a time in solitude

>>212156836
he did in the book but they didn't show it in the movie

>>212156884
I don’t believe you

>>212156836
he tried but couldn't get it up without a volleyball watching him

>>212156937
There is a lot in the book that is not in the movie, like the part about Hank's character being Jewish and not allowed to have shellfish and having to put out his fire every Saturday.

>>212147534 (OP)
Wilson has a hole cut in the bottom doesn't it

>>212157079
Yes. That is why Tom freaks out when people bum into her in public.

>>212157079
Yes, that is why Tom freaks out when people bump into her in public.

>>212147534 (OP)
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ha ha ha ha stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

>>212151151
There'd have been a lot of crab blood on that island

I highly recommend Bear Grylls’s show, The Island. Two islands, one with just men and the other just women. Its so kino

>>212153941
I’ve often thought over the years how much easier life would be without all the modern contrivances. Not everyone would survive obviously.

>>212157336
this show isn't just a stark, blackpilling tale of the inherent mental, physical, and emotional dichotomy between men and women but also subtly a look into the feminizing, brain scrambling effects of modern gynocentric society. most all of the men are little bitches too at the start until they've spent enough time away from the world (and especially their orwellian nightmare bongistan country) to start naturally returning to masculine form

>>212157510
Nah. It is a simplified remake of Gilligan's Island.

Find diamonds

>>212157585
no. it's not

>>212147534 (OP)
He did the following things everyday:
>Worked to survive by providing himself with food and shelter
>scouting the island
>Collecting useful items
>Resting and caring for injuries
>Talking and thinking to himself through his imaginary fren Wilson.

>>212157762
yes it is shut up nerd

>>212157896
no. it's not

>>212157585
nuh uh

>>212147636
>You're not gonna be able to do that all day.
Skill issue

>>212156454
Statist liar. Hunter/gatherers worked like 20 hours a week.

>>212153196
> He clearly states that the natural state of man has been to spend the vast majority of his day just doing tasks to ensure his survival, hunting food, securing drinkable water, building/maintaining a fire, building a house and tools etc.

Ted was too lazy to even do that. 99% of the stuff he used was made in a factory.

>>212156722
Because it's not necessary? Germ theory is wrong.

>>212159595
Then what gave me food poisoning the other day?

>>212159595
Take a sip from water that's been still for a couple of years and come back to me (you won't)

>>212159820
You sin.

>>212159882
We all sin.