>>212150733The difficult thing about being a mass murderer isn’t the murdering part. It’s the mass.
It’s the pace you’ve got to keep up, the sheer volume of murdering. ’Cause the funny thing about killing… After the first time you’ve killed, the second time it’s…easy. The third time you start to get cocky so you gotta be careful. You know, you gotta stay humble or you make dumb mistakes. And, oh, by around the seventh time, you’re likely to feel you’re in a bit of a rut, want to get artistic with it, you know, start cutting off the middle toe of each victim so you’ll be known as the, uh, “Middle Toe Murderer.” By that point, I don’t know, I think that’s showboating, you know? You gotta ask yourself, “Who am I doing this for? Am I doing it for myself or for the press?” And ’round about the 20th murder, well, you’re likely to be sick of the whole thing, you know? I sometimes I don’t even want to look at another corpse. I feel like if I even see a chainsaw, I’ll scream.
It’s like what happened the other day. I had just finished ending a human life in a senseless act of violence, when I run into this old friend of mine from high school, and he says, “Hey, whatcha been doin’?” And I think to myself, “What have I been doing? What am I doing with my life? Where is this leading? Am I going to be doing this at 50?”
Sometimes I think I really should go back to college…