Thread 212154705 - /tv/ [Archived: 1006 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:54:14 PM No.212154705
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>A refurbished Star Wars is on somewhere. I have no intention of revisiting any galaxy. I shrivel inside each time it's mentioned. 20 years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boys eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guess that one day they would explode. 'I would love for you to do something for me,' I said. "Anything! Anything!' the boy said rapturously. 'You won't like what I'm going to ask you to do.' I said. 'Anything, sir, anything!' 'Well,' I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He bursts into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to a child!' she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHYTbxJeHd8
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:55:40 PM No.212154763
Total Boomer Death moment
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:55:55 PM No.212154774
The Harrison Ford of the Original Trilogy.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:57:20 PM No.212154815
DUDE how fucking SICK and REDPILLED of Alec Guinness here BRO. Thank you for sharing my fellow 4chan browser. Star Wars is for fucking NORMIE SLOP ENJOYERS and we are certainly above that here, am I right?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:57:37 PM No.212154830
>>212154705 (OP)
Why didn't he just use the Jedi mind trick on the boy?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:59:12 PM No.212154890
>>212154705 (OP)
It's kino that his Honorary Oscar montage shows not a single frame of Starslop.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:59:49 PM No.212154914
>>212154815
yes.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:01:14 PM No.212154966
>>212154830
He tried, but the kid was jewish.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:02:03 PM No.212154990
>>212154774
who was the carrie fisher of the original trilogy?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:03:47 PM No.212155061
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>>212154705 (OP)
Then the man applied some blackface for the Arab movie he was currently working on and bid the boy a final farewell and bid him another warning not to live in a fantasy world of childish banalities.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:09:41 PM No.212155255
>>212154830
>>212154966
That kid name? Albert Einstein
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:16:30 PM No.212155479
>>212154815
no. Everything fine in moderation, even having sulfuric acid poured down your urethra as your genitals are electrocuted.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:31:42 PM No.212155990
>>212154815
Could you promise me to never visit 4chan again?