Thread 212158430 - /tv/ [Archived: 979 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:45:20 PM No.212158430
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Going to watch this today. What am I in for?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:47:35 PM No.212158505
>>212158430 (OP)

An entertaining flick with a mediocre storyline.

There's like 3 or 4 amazing scenes intertwined between a bunch of meh.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:48:51 PM No.212158549
>>212158430 (OP)
BZC (Big Zombie Cock)
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:49:19 PM No.212158566
>>212158430 (OP)
Cerebral fever dream kino. A zombie fairytale.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:49:19 PM No.212158567
Best film of the year; donโ€™t let yourself get filtered.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:51:34 PM No.212158646
>>212158430 (OP)
Personal favorite film of the year. Don't go in thinking it's a retread to Days or Weeks.
Dunkaccino
6/29/2025, 11:09:38 PM No.212159209
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>>212158430 (OP)
I hope everyone who says the ending ruined it is just memeing
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:14:45 PM No.212159383
>>212158430 (OP)
>What am I in for?
Paying for a ticket. Have some self respect and restraint.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:14:46 PM No.212159384
>>212158430 (OP)
>>212159209
don't worry the whole movie was garbage, not one interesting character or thrilling moment. i wanted to leave after 15 minutes
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:22:34 PM No.212159701
>>212159384
American detected
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:23:48 PM No.212159740
>>212159701
i'm euro and you're a pretentious underage faggot
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:25:02 PM No.212159778
>>212159384
Name 3 reasons why it was bad
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:25:52 PM No.212159814
>>212158430 (OP)
Kino with more emotion than you would expect
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:30:51 PM No.212159991
>>212159778
nope, not gonna spend any time arguing about this trash. it occasionally had beautiful shots of nature but that's it, everything else was a mismatch and danny boyle can suck my dick
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:21 PM No.212160298
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>>212158430 (OP)
its boring. Get ready to see a lot of giant fake zombie penis and three hundred overdone high fps shaky camera film student shots. You will not care about any of the characters and its nothing like the other movies. All they had to do was give me a handful of people to care about in a city that is still recovering from the plague, maybe some interaction between already recovered areas, anything at all to create some engaging tension. Then the tracksuit kung fu starts and the movie is done.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:31 PM No.212160334
>>212159209
that three second gif has more zombie movie soul than the whole of 28 bores later
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:42 PM No.212160339
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>>212159991
hahaha, FAG
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:41:30 PM No.212160363
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>>212158430 (OP)
Assisted Dying propaganda disguised as White man bad (not le doctors though trust the science) empathyslop.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:48:44 PM No.212160633
Plot hole after plot hole - a complete mess from a director who lost it a long time ago
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:05:12 AM No.212161238
>>212160633
>Plot hole after plot hole
such as?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:05:30 AM No.212161249
>>212159778
>boring and nonsense plot
>changed the series from a grounded apocalypse flick to a parody
>not a single interesting character and it's mostly focused on a kid
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:07:37 AM No.212161313
>>212158430 (OP)
A terrible film. The only good part was the quick cutaway red nightvision shots of some zombies hunting in the woods, but it was only about them having killed a deer nearby, and amounted to maybe 20 seconds of screen time in total. Even the opening sequence is a pale imitation of the opening of 28 Weeks Later.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:10:06 AM No.212161379
>>212158430 (OP)
A very fun opening scene followed by nothing but disappointment. Hope you pirated it. Save yourself the money. Light it on fire if you want. Anything is better than wasting it on this slap in the face.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:12:50 AM No.212161469
>>212161238
Where do I start.
>Leaving alone inexperienced with the mother
>The mother turning into John Wick just for that one scene
>The mother being killed five minutes after her diagnosis
>Bringing the baby back without being spotted and leaving without collecting supplies
>Rage zombies having sex
>Nobody wearing masks when fighting the infected
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:16:28 AM No.212161608
>>212159209
Yeah, the pregnant zombie is the moment it fell off a cliff
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:18:58 AM No.212161703
>>212161469
Those aren't plot holes
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:20:46 AM No.212161773
>>212161703
Suck my dick and balls
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:22:44 AM No.212161849
>>212161773
No thanks.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:28:25 AM No.212162058
>>212159778
>misleading trailer
>either ignores or outright changes established grounded rules regarding the infected
>PS3 game-tier story
>several plot threads left loose and/or swept under rug

The first 40 minutes ruled. Simple coming of age thing for the kid who did well. It was shot well and overall it looked very gritty and grounded. But the second half turns into the first episode of a shitty streaming original series where they just throw a bunch of shit at the wall and leave it hanging with the intent to eventually get to the threads in later eps. Halo 2 ass ending. Also power ranger ass dudes flipping around in color coordinated track suits was pretty gay.