Thread 212159254 - /tv/ [Archived: 1100 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:11:05 PM No.212159254
the biking dead
the biking dead
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>Quiet
>Efficient
>Never runs out of gas
>Never runs out of batteries
>Cover vast distances quickly
>Not even a runner can catch you

Why does nobody ever bike in zombie movies?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:21:04 PM No.212159636
>>212159254 (OP)
Because they think bicycles are lame even though way back as a little kid I even thought about this because I loved cycling. The Zombie Survival Guide even mentions this as the ideal transportation because it can traverse any type of obstacle that a motorized vehicle (which is far heavier) faces.

Not to mention there's a bike shop everywhere as well as bikes. They're easy to repair and maintain. Peddling away from zombies would be easy unless you're a fatass.

Not to mention this'll help burn calories.

You're only risks are humans chasing you down with cars/motorcycles or some asshole setting up a trap like spikes or something on the road. It's why wearing a helmet and other safety gear is a must.

From a cinematic/TV point, they probably think it isn't as appealing as a car chase.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:22:39 PM No.212159705
Tires you out can't carry stuff NEXT
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:25:35 PM No.212159801
>>212159705
You pedal for a bit and then let centrifugal motion/momentum take over. Then you pedal again for a bit, rest, repeat.

Plus ideally you pack light.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:27:11 PM No.212159859
>>212159254 (OP)
Fragile, flimsy, very limited capacity
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:29:27 PM No.212159939
mtb-downhill
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>>212159859
>fragile
>flimsy
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:31:16 PM No.212160009
>>212159939
moment before disaster
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:33:20 PM No.212160087
Racing bikes, mountain bikes VS zombies means you have to upgrade the undead skill level too
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:34:26 PM No.212160119
>>212160087
So you're saying bikes are simply too OP in a zombie apocalypse?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:35:36 PM No.212160164
>>212159254 (OP)
Good luck getting new tires.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:37:57 PM No.212160239
>>212159939
Yes. And now do that with backpacks worth of supplies
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:09 PM No.212160291
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>>212160239
>forgot picrel
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:19 PM No.212160297
>>212160164
>Good luck getting new soles for your shoes
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:06 PM No.212160321
>>212160164
Replacing or patching up bike tires is WAY easier than replacing a car or motorcycle tire.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:36 PM No.212160337
>>212159254 (OP)
harder to traverse without designated paved areas, more at the mercy of nature and terrain, only really works well if the zombies are isolated and sporadic
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:50 PM No.212160346
>>212159636
>From a cinematic/TV point, they probably think it isn't as appealing as a car chase.
i can think of 10 kino ways to use a bike in a zombie movie without it being even remotely comedic. these kikes just aren't creative
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:55 PM No.212160347
>>212160297
You are an underage retard if you can't think of a solution for that
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:41:57 PM No.212160384
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>>212160239
you were saying?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:42:51 PM No.212160411
>tires you out
>burns significant calories/energy

That easy really
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:42:53 PM No.212160412
>>212160239
could just scavenge a saddle bag and extra tubes from somewhere, since youre on a bike the zombies wont notice your presence and kill you
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:43:20 PM No.212160426
>>212159254 (OP)
They did in world war z
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:43:27 PM No.212160430
You're unprotected, open, and you have to stop eventually, plus rigorous activity in a world where food isn't as easy to get
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:43:40 PM No.212160437
>>212160411
As opposed to walking when you run out of gas??
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:44:18 PM No.212160459
>>212160239
They could be useful for all kinds of situations where you don't have to bring all your supplies with you.

And there are people who have bikes with trailers for supplies when they're going long distance now.

The point is that it's got advantages over walking and over driving, it has some disadvantages too, but this means there are situations where you can use it.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:45:06 PM No.212160482
>>212160384
Now you can't go offroading and are a bigger target. If you are only going to live in a city or town, yeah sure go ahead
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:45:22 PM No.212160492
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>>212159254 (OP)
>easy to trip
>easy to blow/break a tire
>easy for thge chain to jump out
>can't carry things with it properly
pic related is where it's at
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:46:48 PM No.212160560
>>212160411
ebike, more gears, flat land, roads everywhere
every argument i've seen against bikes so far in this thread applies 10x more to cars

nobody ever seems to bring up the fact either that after like 3-6 months all the fucking gasoline would be useless gutter oil and none of the cars would ever run again. you'd have to rely on some other form of fuel. ironically i think the only zombie show to even remotely bring this up was fucking z-nation
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:47:08 PM No.212160572
>>212160346
I know. What's funny is that I've seen 70's and 80's movies and shows that depicts good stunts with bicycles. I grew up watching a USA Network police show called Pacific Blue which featured bicycle cops and that was from 1996 to 2000 so it's not like people don't know how to do good choreography with them.

Ever see Quicksilver? It's an overlooked Kevin Bacon movie from 1986 where he's a bike courier and there's a great pursuit where he's able to elude thanks to his bike being lightweight and portable.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:47:31 PM No.212160589
>>212160482
most cars can't
you'll run out of fuel very fast
you're wrong, accept it
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:47:46 PM No.212160597
>>212160412
>>212160459
Those extra supplies also make you a larger target for humans too. Bikes are still fragile and flimsy.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:48:42 PM No.212160632
>>212159801
if you're driving on solid ground

>Plus ideally you pack light.
not the case in post-apocalyptic scenario
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:48:50 PM No.212160634
>>212160560
i still find it wild that gasoline actually goes bad after a (relatively) short while
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:49:01 PM No.212160639
>>212160291
high-quality woman moment
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:49:36 PM No.212160675
>>212160492
People underestimate how fast and nimble you are on these fuckers.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:49:44 PM No.212160680
>>212160572
both of those sound kino but pacific blue sounds like a bitch to find online. i'll see quicksilver though
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:49:57 PM No.212160687
>>212160560
>nobody ever seems to bring up the fact either that after like 3-6 months all the fucking gasoline would be useless gutter oil and none of the cars would ever run again. you'd have to rely on some other form of fuel. ironically i think the only zombie show to even remotely bring this up was fucking z-nation
That's because most people don't do car maintenance. Way back when TWD premiered, a lot of us pointed out that gas would go to shit after several months.

Z-Nation traveled more in a few episodes than TWD ever did. And despite being cheesy, they actually had some good ideas.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:50:03 PM No.212160691
>>212160634
overstated, it can keep for quite a while
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:50:58 PM No.212160725
>>212160680
All on Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzvBmSoN42kurNOPMWjTMGLpxlb_Pfytj

Pacific Blue episodes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFQcOvXvJ5A

Quicksilver
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:51:25 PM No.212160739
>>212160634
Depends, but there are additives that can extend its life to years.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:51:35 PM No.212160746
>>212160492
Yes!
Get an army of these and you basically have a blitzkrieg recon assault attack kill death win squadron!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:51:58 PM No.212160760
>>212160691
Yes but not several months after the initial outbreak.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:52:02 PM No.212160762
>>212160691
what about diesel is it any better or about the same?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:52:28 PM No.212160786
>>212160634
our entire world pretty much balances on a SINGLE industry never having any problems that shut down or even remotely harm production and distribution. one week without gas and probably a million people die. we are so fucked
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:53:13 PM No.212160810
>>212160597
Then as soon as they're fucked you get off and walk.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:53:29 PM No.212160819
>>212160725
oh shit nice, thank you bro
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:53:50 PM No.212160833
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>>212160589
>you're wrong, accept it
You are wrong because you are trying turned this pros and cons conversation into an argument.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:54:31 PM No.212160860
>>212160691
>>212160760
It degrades gradually. After a few months it's less useful, so you're burning more. After a while petrol won't work in a petrol engine, but diesel engines will still go with lower quality stuff.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:55:07 PM No.212160880
>>212160810
What is "getting fucked" mean to you in a zombie apocalypse?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:55:42 PM No.212160906
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>>212160675
>small wheels
It'd only be usable for the first year or so before the grass growing between the pavement takes over and everything is cracked all over. Theres also going to be a significant amount of sand and dirt covering everything at that point too.

Now if you want that big wheel big dick energy...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:12 PM No.212160926
>>212160786
i think about that when watching twd, and remembering covid

just a few days without supply chains, trucks driving to super markets, water treatment or electricy would make life suck real bad

scary when you think about it
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:16 PM No.212160927
>>212160833
>into an argument.
that you lost
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:27 PM No.212160931
>>212160762
A little longer. I'd say 6 months to a year under proper storage. Gas properly sealed in cans is about 6 months. The real problem is oxygen. You have to keep that shit hermetically sealed which is close to impossible.

Now if you add stabilizer to gas or diesel, it extends the shelf life by 12-18 months give or take.

>>212160819
Anytime Padawan. Always glad to share my childhood memories.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:32 PM No.212160933
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oh hi i upgraded your bike

>stable
>high cargo capacity
>no one left alive to make fun of you
>won't give you retarded ideas about going offroad
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:48 PM No.212160941
>>212159254 (OP)
same cons as IRL without any zombies
>hitting a pothole or something and falling on your head
>absolutely no protection should something or someone run into you or suddenly block your path
>infinite hemorrhoids
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:57:31 PM No.212160965
>>212159636
>Not to mention there's a bike shop everywhere as well as bikes.
Priveleged cityfags die first in zombie movies.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:57:37 PM No.212160968
>>212160880
nta but the way i see it

>getting chased by raiders in a car
>they probably want the whole car on top of all the shit you have in it
>you're fucked

>getting chased by raiders on a bike with a mini-trailer
>your stuff is fucked
>quickly unhook the trailer and leave it like a loot pile for them
>bike away while they're picking through it
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:58:41 PM No.212161008
I think if you're a single survivor, you're probably only going to be carrying bare essentials anyways, maybe a hiking pack tops, so it'd be fine. If you're in a larger group that needs more supplies, this should work well:
>a few bikes with carts attached to the back, alternating riding and walking the bike
>group stops to rest, some detach the carts and scout ahead on the bikes
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:59:23 PM No.212161029
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>>212160927
You are the only person in this argument AND you smell like poop. What I said is true because I am the President of Super Earth and you are a gay homosexual that doesn't have sex with women, but does infact have anal sex with men in the ass.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:59:24 PM No.212161030
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FUCK TRANSPORTATION
WHAT IS YOUR ZOMBIE WEAPON OF CHOICE
AND WHY IS IT THE TRUST AND HUMBLE BIG STICK?
YOU CAN EVEN SHARPEN IT WITH ROCKS
GOD I LOVE STICKS.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:59:28 PM No.212161033
>>212160965
Dude, I grew up in the sticks. All the nearby towns had a Toys 'R Us that had bicycles (which is where a lot of kids bought their first ones) as well as bicycle shops.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:59:52 PM No.212161045
>>212160933
>e-bike

these are heavy without the motor helping, not impossible, but they are still heavy without any help
source: ive tried one
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:01:14 AM No.212161100
>>212160860
>but diesel engines will still go with lower quality stuff.
You can even use cooking oil at a pinch
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:01:44 AM No.212161121
>>212161033
then fuck you I've had to learn to repair my bike myself because there is not a goddamn shop in literally a hundred and fifty miles of my town in goddamn louisiana
fat fuckers with shitty roads and aggressive drivers that will kill you
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:01:56 AM No.212161127
>>212160968
Sounds like some polite raiders if they only go after your trailer. Have you ever detached a bike trailer while moving before?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:02:13 AM No.212161136
>>212160880
If the bike breaks down in some way, like anon was worried about.

The choice would be between walking or biking, biking would be safer than walking in a lot of scenarios. If the bike broke down like the chain snapped or the wheel bent, and you don't have time to fix it at all, you can just walk.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:02:33 AM No.212161147
>>212160926
i get that same particular dread when i last went to a hospital.
when you really stop and think about the logistics behind feeding several hundred infirm people all with different dietary restrictions, all at roughly the same time - while making sure the food is passable in quality and taste, nutritionally valuable, AND while offering multiple menu options - it is fucking mind blowing

literally a never ending 24/7 sisyphean task that can shatter like glass if ONE truck doesn't show up with supplies, ONE truck doesn't take away the trash, ONE bad batch of ingredients. all for ONE hospital. how the fuck is it all even holding together at this point
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:02:50 AM No.212161158
>>212159254 (OP)
Cars are more practical and ideal because you can carry extra weight and supplies and shit in them. They also act like portable homes due to the extra armour and defenses they have and modifications you might put on.

Depending on the type of zombies youre going up against in the apocalypse: runners or walkers, you absolutely want a car against the running type. When youre malnourished due to not having 3 meals a day and also fighting for your life every single day, you’re going to be exhausted regardless of how fast you might think you are on the bike.

With walkers you can just plow through them. You cant do that in a bike unfortunately.

There is the issue of gas, but you can just siphon that shit off the highways
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:03:08 AM No.212161166
>>212160941
>>hitting a pothole or something and falling on your head
Which is why you wear a helmet and keep a vigilant eye on the road ahead

>>absolutely no protection should something or someone run into you or suddenly block your path
If you have good line of sight, you can go in a different direction or avoid it.

>>infinite hemorrhoids
Yeah but there's a downside to everything. Been cycling for 6 years as a hobbyist and I'm a fit 170 pounds.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:03:36 AM No.212161185
>>212161045
i wasn't looking to closely, i thought it was a regular cargo trike

still, power may stay on for surprisingly long in some places. especially if you find some solar.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:03:48 AM No.212161188
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>you now remember a bunch of retards that carved W into their forehead solved the walker problem with a boombox playing depeche mode and disco lights
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:03:57 AM No.212161194
>>212160941
>avoid potholes, wear a helmet
>wear a helmet, carry a gun
>better seat, taking breaks, standing and pedaling
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:04:02 AM No.212161198
>>212161136
That doesn't sound "fucked" that sounds like the equivalent of running out of gas in a car.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:04:06 AM No.212161200
>>212160347
Nice reading comprehension
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:04:23 AM No.212161214
>>212161127
This is an apocalypse where some people are such wusses that they are scared to ride bikes in case they fall off. There is no way they'll be chasing someone just to get a few more supplies.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:05:24 AM No.212161246
>>212161198
That's as fucked as a bike can get.

And it's not like you've got the choice of using a car, it's bike or walk.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:05:36 AM No.212161251
>>212161127
well all your shit is what they want, right? why chase after just you and your bike? that's useless to them and is just risking a fight

have YOU ever detached a bike trailer while moving before?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:05:53 AM No.212161265
>>212161188
That made a lot of sense. It was weaponizing Walkers on a larger scale that the Governor did with that U-Haul full of Walkers. The best thing about it was that the Wolves just used a remote control and allowed the zombies to go into the truck and then they could just shut the door.

TWD had some pretty clever tactics like using a drone to draw in Walkers.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:06:02 AM No.212161270
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>no no no, bikes are bad because they'won't last until the sun burns out

cagies never change
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:06:38 AM No.212161288
>>212161166
>Been cycling for 6 years as a hobbyist and I'm a fit 170 pounds.
so what you're saying is that it drains your precious calories
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:06:52 AM No.212161292
>>212161200
Come up with a smart analogy then
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:07:47 AM No.212161316
>>212160347
ame for bicycle tires you disingenuous buffoon
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:08:11 AM No.212161323
>>212161292
COPE ALERT
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:08:22 AM No.212161330
>>212159636
>Not to mention this'll help burn calories.
That’s the opposite of what you want in a survival situation
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:08:38 AM No.212161334
Op is right. Pic rel with tubeless is all you will ever need for transport. The tricky part would be finding a place that is remote, has fresh water, and isn't already "taken" by people with guns.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:08:40 AM No.212161336
You still have to build up momentum to ride a bike quickly, at which point zombies could be on you, especially if they’re runners.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:08:41 AM No.212161339
>>212161214
>There is no way they'll be chasing someone just to get a few more supplies.
How do the raiders know that you only have a few supplies? Do the raiders think you are alone? Are you alone? What code of ethics does this band of raiders have during an apocalypse?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:09:21 AM No.212161361
>>212161288
we keep circling back to this, but you're walking in 8 months when you gas runs out or goes to shit

walking is way less efficient than biking and its not even close
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:09:41 AM No.212161363
>>212161246
maybe find a horse and tame it to use as a mount. it wont break down as long as there's grass and water around
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:09:40 AM No.212161364
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What if the zombies are the raiders?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:09:41 AM No.212161365
>>212161246
You live a very sheltered life of you think that is the worst it can get
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:09:46 AM No.212161368
>>212161330
I agree but what if you're overweight? I was 211 pounds 6 years ago and lost 41 pounds thanks to cycling 2-3 times a week as well as incorporating calisthenics.

You burn calories when you walk. I do 25,000 steps a day at my job as a field tech.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:09:52 AM No.212161369
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>>212161334
Forgot pic
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:10:23 AM No.212161388
>>212160492
it may also double as a semi efficient melee weapon
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:10:26 AM No.212161391
>>212161361
>we keep circling back to this
you keep retreating to some nonsense situation to pretend you're not retarded
Replies: >>212161461
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:10:27 AM No.212161393
>>212160560
people don't realize how dependent cars are on a globalized industrial economy
you need to pump raw petroleum up from some shithole on the other side of the planet using complex machinery and semi-skilled workers, ship it to a refinery which requires extensive knowledge as well as sophisticated equipment to operate, then ship the refined fuel off to wherever it will be sold
cars would be utterly worthless beyond getting out of a city if you sense shit hitting the fan early enough
Replies: >>212162106
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:10:42 AM No.212161402
>>212161251
Raiders raid. Raiders don't fight.
Go ahead and be pedantic. I won't reply
Replies: >>212161465
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:11:24 AM No.212161418
>>212161339
are we really going to play this obtuse redditor bit where you belt someone with pointless one-sided hypotheticals to win some retarded argument you started in the first place

DURRR WHAT IF THE RAIDERS HAVE A MONSTER TRUCK AND RPGS AND YOU CANT GET AWAY IN YOUR CAR AND THEY RUN YOUR CAR OVER AND SHOOT YOU WITH A CAR SEEKING MISSILE BRO WHAT NOW BRO HUH? WHAT NOW BRO HUH?
Replies: >>212161554
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:11:49 AM No.212161430
>>212160933
In rode one of these and it wasnt stable at all at >20 km/h. They also cant turn for shit.
Replies: >>212161535
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:12:27 AM No.212161455
>>212161363
That would be very good too. You'd need more experience to take care of a horse though.

>>212161365
What's the worst that can happen to a bike?
Replies: >>212161596
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:12:35 AM No.212161461
>>212161391
>gas just lasts forever and there's plenty of it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:12:47 AM No.212161465
>>212161402
so then you've proved my point? fucking idiot lol
what is wrong with you morons
Replies: >>212161655
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:13:16 AM No.212161486
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1747598427591751
md5: 7d459a80e1f90690bbb9d745922d4cd4🔍
>>212161323
>>212161316
Replies: >>212162168
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:13:37 AM No.212161495
>>212161368
>You burn calories when you walk
biggest meme ever, the human body's literally min-maxed to walk as efficiently as possible
Replies: >>212161590 >>212162255
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:14:38 AM No.212161535
>>212161430
it's not really made for a 350 lbs rider, tbf
Replies: >>212161710
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:15:03 AM No.212161554
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1731067312989688
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>>212161418
You are a faggot. Raiders want what you have. They don't know what you have, but they will take it because that is one less mouth for this planet to feed
Replies: >>212161687
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:16:06 AM No.212161590
>>212161495
You go walk 20 miles and bike 20 miles and come back and tell us which is more tiring
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:16:12 AM No.212161596
>>212161455
>What's the worst that can happen to a bike?
I might scare you so I would rather not say
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:16:51 AM No.212161625
>>212161265
Yeah then TWD got to later seasons and well shits itself royally. They go from that, to stealing a wagon from a museum. like an old timey display wagon, to learn how to build wagons. Which they already had. Every new episode got to where it forgot all previous episodes
Replies: >>212161766
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:16:57 AM No.212161629
>>212159254 (OP)
>asked ans answered
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:17:37 AM No.212161655
>>212161465
You're the fucking moron. I don't know what you think I said, but it's not what I typed
Replies: >>212161719
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:18:29 AM No.212161687
>>212161554
no they don't. yes they do. no they won't. i win

you can leave this thread now you fucking retarded faggot
Replies: >>212161844
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:19:11 AM No.212161710
>>212161535
Im not fat. The cargo box would start shaking and rattling at "high" speeds. Regular bike handlebars are also more stable than a flat bar
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:19:30 AM No.212161719
>>212161655
i think you proved exactly the point i was making and that you love to suck cock - i would be right in both of those regards
Replies: >>212161877
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:20:29 AM No.212161766
>>212161625
that doesn't happen lol there's a time skip where they regress/advance to medieval tech, though they throw this away two seasons later when they encounter the commonwealth
Maybe the wagon thing is in Fear the walking dead tho I didn't watch that one
Replies: >>212161815
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:21:57 AM No.212161815
>>212161766
no it was the main cast and main show. they go to a fucking museum in washington dc I think and take a wagon and a canoe and plant seeds
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:22:02 AM No.212161819
Certainly don't need flags in here to spot the americans.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:22:38 AM No.212161844
>>212161687
When I raid you I will rape your shitter with the tops of the canned food you were saving
Replies: >>212162367
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:22:44 AM No.212161847
>>212161158
how do you navigate the unmaintained roads full of abandoned cars and where and how do you get fuel?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:23:40 AM No.212161877
>>212161719
Do you often think about sucking dick or do you only think about that around other men?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:24:21 AM No.212161907
>>212159254 (OP)
Actors run out of stamina, bicycles are associated with spandex fucktards that keep riding their shitty road bikes on dirt, gravel and uphill instead of mountain bikes.
Replies: >>212161984
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:26:29 AM No.212161984
>>212161907
Ever heard of cyclo-cross? They use road bikes there.
Replies: >>212162723
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:27:41 AM No.212162032
>tfw 33 year old american and never owned a car, have only driven a car a few times in my life and that was 7 years ago when i got my license
>just ride my bike everywhere
theres truly nothing that makes you feel like a bigger loser in america
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:29:45 AM No.212162106
>>212161393
this
also gas stations won't operate without electricity you would need to pump that shit manually somehow
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:31:43 AM No.212162168
>>212161486
>bicycle tires are super rare and impossible to find!
ok
Replies: >>212162594
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:34:06 AM No.212162255
>>212161495
>the human body's literally min-maxed to walk as efficiently as possible
Yeah and bicycles are extraordinarily efficient machines; in terms of the amount of energy a person must expend to travel a given distance, cycling is calculated to be the most efficient self-powered means of transportation.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_performance
Replies: >>212162320
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:36:06 AM No.212162320
>>212162255
dont worry, im sure he's got one last
>but biking burns a ton of calories
left in him
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:37:13 AM No.212162367
>>212161844
I'll make candles with your rendered fat
Replies: >>212162679
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:39:14 AM No.212162454
Pros: Everything OP listed
Cons: You look gay
Yeah for me its walking thanks but no thanks OP.
Replies: >>212162527
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:40:58 AM No.212162527
>>212162454
I'll hunt you for sport while listening to George Michael
Replies: >>212162571
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:42:17 AM No.212162571
>>212162527
And as you run me down on your bicycle I'll call you a fag so I guess we both lose huh.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:42:53 AM No.212162594
>>212162168
Cool, but not my argument
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:45:14 AM No.212162679
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>>212162367
Big words from the bike cuck that imaged himself as the victim.
Replies: >>212163980
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:45:45 AM No.212162695
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356071_c425cd3cf23f4880bfb987fdeb7fa4aemv2
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>>212160239
Works just fine

Even IF you broke down halfway during your trip thats still a lot of time saved that you otherwise would have to walk
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:46:36 AM No.212162723
>>212161984
I remember retards carrying their road "bikes" up the hill and on a dirt road/sand, thats way too embarassing.
Replies: >>212163366
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:47:33 AM No.212162754
file
file
md5: 941f4cc620051c0893a43e335bcd716b🔍
>>212159254 (OP)
>stands in your way
Replies: >>212166425
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:52:27 AM No.212162905
>consumes YOUR energy to move
>way slower than a car
>very low package capacity
>if you ever were surrounded you’re dead you can’t just hit the gas and ram
>not a natural barrier like a car might be
So many reasons these are shit
I’m talking about initial outbreak. Obviously after a year you’re bound to be using a bike to get anywhere if there isn’t infrastructure in place for an electric car
Replies: >>212162974 >>212164017
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:54:16 AM No.212162961
>>212161368
I go on long bicycle trips like 4 times a week and I am still absurdly fat, when does it start working?
Replies: >>212164067
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:54:45 AM No.212162974
>>212162905
Yeah no fucking shit we would use cars initially retard
Replies: >>212163538
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:01:41 AM No.212163202
>>212160291
Her bike literally saved her life
Replies: >>212163364
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:07:12 AM No.212163364
>>212163202
Are you joking?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:07:15 AM No.212163366
>>212162723
It's a white man's sport. You wouldnt get it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:08:40 AM No.212163413
>>212159254 (OP)
the only thing americans are more afraid of than zombies are bycicles
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:12:43 AM No.212163538
>>212162974
So what’s the point in the thread?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:13:48 AM No.212163570
>>212161364
You'd be outright fucked in crossed, no point in even trying to traverse
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:26:02 AM No.212163980
>>212162679
yeah a victim feeding your remains to my dog
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:27:02 AM No.212164017
>>212162905
stay fat lol
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:29:13 AM No.212164067
>>212162961
maybe stop stuffing your face with slop like a disgusting pig?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:32:16 AM No.212164172
>>212159254 (OP)
okay so i’ve been thinking about bikes again, and not like in the “i want to go for a ride” sense, but in the deep, structural, borderline obsessive sense. like: the triangle. the humble triangle. people don’t understand how central triangles are to the entire concept of a bike—it’s not just two wheels and a seat, it’s a finely tuned stress-distribution lattice. the diamond frame—main triangle plus rear triangle—is basically the most efficient structure you can put under a human without building a scaffolding rig. and the way every part matters blows my mind. saddle height? matters. bar width? matters. crank length, pedal spacing, stem rise—all of it tweaks how your body and the machine become one cohesive system. it’s not just fit, it’s a biomechanical handshake between man and machine, and every degree off makes the whole thing feel like wearing someone else’s shoes.

and don’t even get me started on gear systems. the derailleur is straight-up clockwork wizardry. watching it shift across 11 cogs with perfect chain tension while you’re climbing a 12% gradient feels like something we shouldn’t be allowed to do without a license. internal gear hubs? belt drives? hydraulic disc brakes that literally use fluid dynamics to slow you down from 30mph without flinching? it’s absurd. and yet most people treat bikes like toys. they’re not toys. they’re modular kinetic sculptures that solve locomotion with elegance no car has ever achieved. i was up till 3am comparing bottom bracket standards again because i think PF30 is a lie. anyway... what’s your take on this? be honest.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:33:55 AM No.212164226
>>212159859
this fag has obviously never rode a bike
Replies: >>212164404
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:37:08 AM No.212164311
>>212160297
>Find body/kill zombie
>They're wearing shoes
>They're now yours
Replies: >>212164669
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:40:20 AM No.212164404
1748211387898076
1748211387898076
md5: c40b74fe1dfe748e10460dc3430b5516🔍
>>212164226
>never rode a bike
>fag
Pick one
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:48:09 AM No.212164669
>>212164311
that was the joke

there'd be millions of bikes in any urban area
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:49:39 AM No.212164707
>>212159254 (OP)
Riding a bike looks gay, no matter what. That's literally all it is.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:04:21 AM No.212165168
>>212161008
>if you're a single survivor, you're probably only going to be carrying bare essentials anyways, maybe a hiking pack tops, so it'd be fine.
Shit assumption
>year three of zombie apocalypse
>Eating squirrels and acorn soup for months
>hungry and skinny like a Somali kid
>suddenly stumble on abandoned freight truck full of canned tuna
>can only take a few kilo in your backpack
Replies: >>212165727
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:17:02 AM No.212165528
bike rider
bike rider
md5: 296582202bbd1624dfa18f9182facd54🔍
>>212159254 (OP)
>Why does nobody ever bike in zombie movies?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:18:34 AM No.212165577
Bikes still maintenance. Derailleurs need new tubes and cables all the time. Chains and rear cassettes wear down. Plastic parts degrade from sunlight. Brakes need pad replacement. I bike to work all weather and have to replace all these elements once a year, sometimes twice. You most likely did only a few hundred kilometers on your bike as a kid and still remember how squeaky it got after a few summer seasons.
Replies: >>212165837
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:20:45 AM No.212165647
>>212159636
In my country they have police officers on bicycles. I seen one catch a negro once and it looked cool. They have a special technique to drive straight into them and get them on the ground.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:20:54 AM No.212165651
>>212159254 (OP)
Work harder and get a car, retard
Replies: >>212165809
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:23:23 AM No.212165727
R (1)
R (1)
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>>212165168
There are cargo bikes.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:25:46 AM No.212165809
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>>212165651
fuck your psycho drag strips. stop blowing money bombing other countries and build some goddamn bike lanes, bitch.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:27:06 AM No.212165837
>>212165577
esl plz go
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:28:55 AM No.212165888
Patrick Shrug
Patrick Shrug
md5: 52ac3719edd925698ed39ca129ab60fd🔍
Why don't people on bikes wear helmets anymore?
Replies: >>212166214 >>212166240
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:29:34 AM No.212165912
>>212160437
Walking isn't nearly as taxing numbnuts
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:35:46 AM No.212166098
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md5: 4c9a10b0648c6889a37aedb0488bcddf🔍
>>212159636
>They're easy to repair and maintain. Peddling away from zombies would be easy unless you're a fatass.
unless you get a flat tire. or your crank arm comes loose. or the road up ahead becomes a really steep hill
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:38:18 AM No.212166181
>>212159254 (OP)
it would work as a vehicle that is functioning at the beginning of the movie, but the protagonist loses it later on. Even an the beginning, the bike should be visibly constructed of the mismatched parts of many bikes. It should be logically tough to keep, and an indicator of how civilization has fallen.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:39:17 AM No.212166214
>>212165888
Where do you live that they don't? In CA they're more popular than ever.

Anyway, the real reason people don't bike away from zombies is the kikes writing this shit know that their average viewer is John McCheeseburger, and they think that Mr. McCheeseburger thinks that bicycles are for liberal fuck tards. Whether bikes are actually for liberal fucktards is irrelevant. What matters is that the creators of the media believe that their audience believes this.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:39:58 AM No.212166240
>>212165888
death wish
fuck this gay earth
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:41:47 AM No.212166292
>>212160291
why are women so stupid?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:45:52 AM No.212166425
>>212162754
that little dude would have been in the stream if he got in my face like that