ScarJo will be dominating this board once again in a few days.
Scarlett Summer is here.
REBIRTH.

>doubt.jpg

>>212160076 (OP)
Lulz. Biggest downgrade in movie history.

>>212160076 (OP)
this movie it's going to be so bad. I hope they don't make any more unless they do a complete reboot

This is such a dog ugly face. I don't understand the attraction.

the merch for this movie has been pretty cool

>>212160381
Turn your screen back on

ENTER

>>212160468
He has good taste. He wasn't dumb enough to buy a monitor with a glossy screen.

>>212160468
Holy BRVTVL

is jurassic park 3 worth watching?

>>212160778
No Jurassic Park is worth watching. What are you? 5 years old?

>>212160818
if you don't like dinosaurs you have no soul

>>212160778
Yes. It's schlock, but it's amusing schlock.

anyone else really like indominus? imo the most scary and threatening dino out of all the world movies

>>212160778
no, it's a meme move that was taylor-made for reddit

>>212160982
Your soul doesn't leave your body when you graduate kindergarten, fucko.

>>212160778
Yeah
It has almost no plot, but it's pretty short and entertaining enough. It's not offensively bad like Dominion

Based

>>212160399
Wouldn't it make more sense to have the "bowl" be the mouth?

>>212160778
Yes, if you want to see Alan again and some new dinosaurs. Just don't expect any sort of amazing story.

>>212161479
>>212161630
thanks

>>212161752
No problem, fellow slop enjoyer.

>>212160333
checked em expeditiously

i'll be watching on 123movies just for the dinosaur parts

>>212160778
1 > 3 >> 2 >>>>> jw1 (nearly unwatchable) >>>>>>>>>> everything else

>>212161551
>spinosaurus fin
>scarjo tits
kino

>>212160076 (OP)
Supposedly they're stealing from the JPOG soundtrack to use for the film's score.

>>212161566
would you like a job

>>212160521
the dinosaur that caused endless amounts of t-rex fag seethe. it doesn't get any more based

>>212160076 (OP)
nope

what dino is this

>>212160076 (OP)
ScarJo doesn't have the charisma to fill in Pratt's role. Then again, these movies scripts are so bad even he had nothing to work off of.

>>212162202
where are the tits?

>>212162218
the new big bad

>>212162290
it's not even charisma, it's basic physicality and veracity. who would believe this post-menopausal jewish woman is some kind of specialist dino-fighting operator that isn't just good at her job but SO GOOD at it that she is the sole attachment to a team of non-combatants heading to "not-skull-island" island

>>212160778
It’s better than all the Jurassic world movies.

>>212160076 (OP)
Yup, DCUshills and MCUshill big mad. Dino Kino is here

>>212162300
they were never really big

Why don't these dinos have feathers

>>212162950
Because that was always a chink hoax

I’m oddly hyped for this movie. The last one I saw in theaters was World.

>>212163645
You should be

>>212160076 (OP)
I watched rebirth at an early screening. kinda lame. also scarjo is getting old and not hiding it well.

>>212162290
>>212162590
Just say you're a faggot
>I need a big man

>>212160399
>>212161124
What an incredibly disgusting shill thread.

>>212160076 (OP)
does she take dinos cloaca deep? if not. who cares?

Which dinosaur is she playing? She's a classy Academy Award-nominated actress, so I assume she's playing the Tyrannosaurus rex. She has the three things necessary to play the T. rex: all those teeth, cute little arms, plus she's sixty-five million years old.

>>212167864
And nobody laughed at your homosexual post you spent so much time on

>>212168740
I didn't read it but I did laugh at the pic

>>212167864
kek

>>212160381
cool it with the antisemitism

>>212160468
Topkek

>>212167864

>>212160076 (OP)
>Dino'd