Cough

Fart

The amount of dramatization of this when really it's some extremely boring footage of a nervous man umming and ahing over each possible answer, and he doesn't get accused or anything during the show, nor is there footage of his arrest etc, just some phone calls where he's lying to a normally competent degree.

If you call your son Tecwen he's obviously going to grow up to be a crook, Dickens-ahh name.

If the guy coughing all the answers was so clever, why didn't he compete himself?

>>212160917
He was the winner of the last Millionaire Battle Royale and couldn't compete. They rigged him with a deck of cards with the jokers removed in case an ask the audience question came up, each one thrown like a ninja star to cut the throats of any audience member who looked uncertain of their answer