Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:15:07 AM No.212161556
Why are you so infatuated with hearing a guy screaming?
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Thread 212161556 - /tv/ [Archived: 977 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:28:19 AM No.212162053
after learning more about him i want to hear him lol guy was a degen
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:39:46 AM No.212162482
>>212162053
One of the ironic things about this story is way back in his high school yearbook he was voted "most likely to end up as closeted bear shit"
One of the ironic things about this story is way back in his high school yearbook he was voted "most likely to end up as closeted bear shit"
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:42:07 AM No.212162566
>>212161556 (OP)
I don't even know who the fuck that is or what this thread is about
I don't even know who the fuck that is or what this thread is about
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:44:04 AM No.212162637
I'm not
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:45:53 AM No.212162699
>>212161556 (OP)
I am told the actual death takes several minutes. I am just curious how many times during all that he tried to convince the bear he was not gay.
I am told the actual death takes several minutes. I am just curious how many times during all that he tried to convince the bear he was not gay.
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Anonymouṡ
6/30/2025, 12:47:34 AM No.212162755
>>212162053
Yeah the more you see of him the more annoying he is. Mainly because the bears obviously don't particularly like him and he refuses to see that.
It's like a houseguest overstaying his welcome or something. Cringeworthy.
Yeah the more you see of him the more annoying he is. Mainly because the bears obviously don't particularly like him and he refuses to see that.
It's like a houseguest overstaying his welcome or something. Cringeworthy.
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Anonymouṡ
6/30/2025, 12:49:31 AM No.212162814
>>212162699
He had a more loyal GF than he deserved. He tells her to run away (the only admirable thing he does) but she stays and tries to fight it off.
He had a more loyal GF than he deserved. He tells her to run away (the only admirable thing he does) but she stays and tries to fight it off.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:49:36 AM No.212162818
>>212161556 (OP)
what's the gayer alaska death, this guy or the guy that starved to death in a school bus?
what's the gayer alaska death, this guy or the guy that starved to death in a school bus?
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Anonymouṡ
6/30/2025, 12:54:22 AM No.212162962
>>212162851
No, not obviously another nutjob at all.
Perhaps a bit naive to trust that he knew what he was doing, but to be fair, at the point when she went out there, he HAD spent years without getting hurt, so it might well have looked as though he knew what he was doing.
No, not obviously another nutjob at all.
Perhaps a bit naive to trust that he knew what he was doing, but to be fair, at the point when she went out there, he HAD spent years without getting hurt, so it might well have looked as though he knew what he was doing.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:54:36 AM No.212162972
>>212162888
They will never release the video because there is no logical way to explain why it depicts Tim and his girlfriend doing intricate cosplay to make his ass look like a picnic basket.
They will never release the video because there is no logical way to explain why it depicts Tim and his girlfriend doing intricate cosplay to make his ass look like a picnic basket.
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Anonymouṡ
6/30/2025, 12:55:26 AM No.212162991
>>212162972
lol you think it was all a Mr Hands - type scenario gone wrong?
lol you think it was all a Mr Hands - type scenario gone wrong?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:55:33 AM No.212162998
>>212162962
actually this has been debunked
actually this has been debunked
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:56:51 AM No.212163049
>>212162991
I think both those scenarios went off without a hitch.
I think both those scenarios went off without a hitch.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:58:58 AM No.212163125
>>212162818
School bus is gayer though this is (slightly) stupider
School bus is gayer though this is (slightly) stupider
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:08:51 AM No.212163421
>>212162482
This is such low effort yet I still had to kek.
This is such low effort yet I still had to kek.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:12:32 AM No.212163533
>>212161556 (OP)
You're not ready. No one is. Destroy the tape.
You're not ready. No one is. Destroy the tape.
Anonymouṡ
6/30/2025, 1:16:20 AM No.212163655
>>212163049
How would a man-woman-bear threesome play out?
You've heard of PREP THE BULL
Now get ready for PREP THE BEAR
How would a man-woman-bear threesome play out?
You've heard of PREP THE BULL
Now get ready for PREP THE BEAR
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:16:41 AM No.212163666
>>212162755
its his fruity little voice and attitude towards these apex predators of the region that really gets me. i wanna hear the vocal fry go noooo bubbles dont eat me nooooo
its his fruity little voice and attitude towards these apex predators of the region that really gets me. i wanna hear the vocal fry go noooo bubbles dont eat me nooooo
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:18:05 AM No.212163718
>>212162818
School Bus Guy was going around trolling the locals and wrecking their shelters beforehand, so it's far and away the more "just desserts for faggotry" situation.
School Bus Guy was going around trolling the locals and wrecking their shelters beforehand, so it's far and away the more "just desserts for faggotry" situation.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:20:19 AM No.212163800
Anonymouṡ
6/30/2025, 1:21:56 AM No.212163850
>>212163666
How likely is it that Herzog kept the tape for private giggles / masturbation purposes?
How likely is it that Herzog kept the tape for private giggles / masturbation purposes?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:24:03 AM No.212163925
>>212163850
would be something fun to bring friends over and listen to
would be something fun to bring friends over and listen to
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Anonymouṡ
6/30/2025, 1:26:00 AM No.212163979
>>212163925
You would need to put it to a good dubstep backbeat.
NO! MR CHOCOLATE!
GET OFF ME!
GET GET GET GET GET GET GET
GET OFF ME!
NO!
MR MR MR MR MR MR MR CHOCOLATE
NO!
You would need to put it to a good dubstep backbeat.
NO! MR CHOCOLATE!
GET OFF ME!
GET GET GET GET GET GET GET
GET OFF ME!
NO!
MR MR MR MR MR MR MR CHOCOLATE
NO!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:27:53 AM No.212164040
>>212162814
The GF was planning to break up with him after the trip. They were surrounded by multiple bears.
The GF was planning to break up with him after the trip. They were surrounded by multiple bears.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:55:03 AM No.212164857
>>212161556 (OP)
>you're guts out, eyes likely clawed out, bleeding from every orifice possible and still lived long enough to hear and feel bones breaking in real time
>you're guts out, eyes likely clawed out, bleeding from every orifice possible and still lived long enough to hear and feel bones breaking in real time
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:56:52 AM No.212164917
>>212164857
and he was a good friend
and he was a good friend
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:57:11 AM No.212164929
>>212163718
That did not happen. The shelters that Mcandles could have potentially gotten food from were wrecked by other people.
That did not happen. The shelters that Mcandles could have potentially gotten food from were wrecked by other people.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:58:13 AM No.212164955
>>212164857
>I wish I was gay. This death by being eaten by a bear would be slightly easier for me to take had I in fact been gay, but I'm not. Damn this hurts. Gah.
>I wish I was gay. This death by being eaten by a bear would be slightly easier for me to take had I in fact been gay, but I'm not. Damn this hurts. Gah.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:59:01 AM No.212164984
>Goes to a bear sanctuary
>STOP KILLING THESE BEARS!
>3 bears died cause of his death
Complete fucking moron why'd anyone let him in the area to begin with?
>STOP KILLING THESE BEARS!
>3 bears died cause of his death
Complete fucking moron why'd anyone let him in the area to begin with?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:01:22 AM No.212165065
>>212162566
>Be weird
>Get obsessed with bears
>Start living with bears
>Film it
>Get a weird hippy gf who also wants to live with bears
>Start to think you are actually a bear
>Get eaten on camera
>Gf gets eaten off camera
>Not a bear anymore
>Be weird
>Get obsessed with bears
>Start living with bears
>Film it
>Get a weird hippy gf who also wants to live with bears
>Start to think you are actually a bear
>Get eaten on camera
>Gf gets eaten off camera
>Not a bear anymore
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:03:27 AM No.212165136
fucked up that the bear pretty much ate their entire corpses after it was done killing them, thats what you get for hanging around close to hibernation season
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:42:54 AM No.212166333
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:45:50 AM No.212166424
Snuff videos are the only everlasting forms of entertainment.
Movies have been dying for decades and will be no more shortly. Snuff is forever.
Movies have been dying for decades and will be no more shortly. Snuff is forever.