Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:24:00 AM No.212165752
>ACK. ACK ACK. ACK. ACK! ACK! ACK ACK!
Realistically speaking , how do you respond to this?
Realistically speaking , how do you respond to this?
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Thread 212165752 - /tv/ [Archived: 843 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:34:25 AM No.212166061
>>212165752 (OP)
Hey everybody! He said they come in peace!
Hey everybody! He said they come in peace!
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:35:40 AM No.212166096
>>212165752 (OP)
unironically what was their fucking problem? they clearly werent advanced enough to take on the human race, why even try?
unironically what was their fucking problem? they clearly werent advanced enough to take on the human race, why even try?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:39:09 AM No.212166210
OC for /tv/
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:40:05 AM No.212166244
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:46:39 AM No.212166455
Use the translator machine and say "I hate you and I want you to go fuck yourself"
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:50:59 AM No.212166580
>>212166455
>machine says "We love you and think you're amazing!"
>Martians look confused and start blasting people
>machine says "We love you and think you're amazing!"
>Martians look confused and start blasting people
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:52:25 AM No.212166620
>>212166210
for sale?
for sale?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:04:11 AM No.212166919
>>212165752 (OP)
You bend over and gape your asshole while laughing hysterically. This is a show of force and intimidation.
You bend over and gape your asshole while laughing hysterically. This is a show of force and intimidation.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:11:35 AM No.212167136
>>212165752 (OP)
>don't play country music because it hurts them
>play bluegrass instead
>become best friends
>don't play country music because it hurts them
>play bluegrass instead
>become best friends
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:20:18 AM No.212167419
>>212166096
Did we watch the same movie?
The aliens are clearly more advanced. Humans only win because of a random song that makes ayyy brains explode.
>>212166182
I love how the analysts on TV twist themselves into a knot trying to explain what happened, "maybe there was some cultural misunderstanding", "maybe the dove is an offensive symbol in Mars", when it's clear the aliens are just assholes kek.
Did we watch the same movie?
The aliens are clearly more advanced. Humans only win because of a random song that makes ayyy brains explode.
>>212166182
I love how the analysts on TV twist themselves into a knot trying to explain what happened, "maybe there was some cultural misunderstanding", "maybe the dove is an offensive symbol in Mars", when it's clear the aliens are just assholes kek.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:21:26 AM No.212167461
>>212165752 (OP)
Open fire
Open fire
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:22:14 AM No.212167490
>>212166096
They were 100% kicking everyone's ass worldwide until their secret weakness was exposed. Without an old lady's love of yodeling we were doomed.
They were 100% kicking everyone's ass worldwide until their secret weakness was exposed. Without an old lady's love of yodeling we were doomed.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:23:34 AM No.212167540
>>212165752 (OP)
this movie was so stupid lol
this movie was so stupid lol
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:26:45 AM No.212167640
>>212167419
They seemed initially friendly until the dove appeared (and they do actually seem to specifically hate birds, the would be assassin in the White House later immediately points away from his hostage and blasts a bird in a cage when he sees it even though it gets him shot by the secret service). They are just assholes as it turns out but it's somewhat understandable the first time around that some humans thought it had been a misunderstanding. After that no, anyone falling for their shtick deserves to get the ray gun.
They seemed initially friendly until the dove appeared (and they do actually seem to specifically hate birds, the would be assassin in the White House later immediately points away from his hostage and blasts a bird in a cage when he sees it even though it gets him shot by the secret service). They are just assholes as it turns out but it's somewhat understandable the first time around that some humans thought it had been a misunderstanding. After that no, anyone falling for their shtick deserves to get the ray gun.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:27:32 AM No.212167666
I like to think the translator machine actually worked perfectly, they're just prone to playing friendly before they attack because it's funny to them.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:29:14 AM No.212167716
All green of skin, 800 centuries ago. Their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds...self-determination of the cosmos. For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:30:04 AM No.212167749
>>212165752 (OP)
Waggling my finger over my lips going BLBLBLBLBLBLB. I do this until they either accept peace terms or shoot me.
Waggling my finger over my lips going BLBLBLBLBLBLB. I do this until they either accept peace terms or shoot me.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:53:21 AM No.212168484
>>212166210
kino
kino
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:54:42 AM No.212168528
>>212165752 (OP)
YWNBAW
YWNBAW
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:56:45 AM No.212170402
>>212165752 (OP)
They should make an updated movie with the more fucked up elements of the trading cards.
They should make an updated movie with the more fucked up elements of the trading cards.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:59:31 AM No.212170485
>>212167640
The trading cards they’re based off of, the martians are sadistic assholes. I can’t find it, but there was one card where they dropped off a blue whale in a town for no reason at all, just to be dicks.
The trading cards they’re based off of, the martians are sadistic assholes. I can’t find it, but there was one card where they dropped off a blue whale in a town for no reason at all, just to be dicks.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:24:34 AM No.212171205
>>212165752 (OP)
Who are you!? You're a no talent, mediocre piece of shit! I walked Bob Dylan on stage, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Who are you!? You're a no talent, mediocre piece of shit! I walked Bob Dylan on stage, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:27:55 AM No.212171303
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:31:45 AM No.212171434
>>212166061
Peace through strength.
Peace through strength.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:55:07 AM No.212172129
>ACK. ACK ACK. ACK. ACK! ACK! ACK ACK!
I show them to >>/lgbt/
I show them to >>/lgbt/
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:36:50 AM No.212173233
>>212166210
spooky
spooky
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:39:37 AM No.212173298
>>212170485
I know, they're just pricks in the movie too, I'm just saying there was enough evidence for people to believe there was some kind of misunderstanding at the first meeting and that they could fix it. After that, no, it's entirely clear they're just evil.
I know, they're just pricks in the movie too, I'm just saying there was enough evidence for people to believe there was some kind of misunderstanding at the first meeting and that they could fix it. After that, no, it's entirely clear they're just evil.