Imagine letting yourself get fucked by the school principal so your kid doesnt have to go to a retard school

Imagine getting to fuck the school principal

>>212166584 (OP)
I thought she fucked him so he got to go to retard school. Shows how much I was paying attention.

>>212167019
stupid is as stupid does

IMAGINE GETTING AIDS FROM A CRACK WHORE. I HATE JENNY SO GODDAMN MUCH!

>>212166584 (OP)
The last time I saw this movie was as a kid so I missed this interaction. Does she fuck Elvis, too?

>>212167071
It wasn't aids it was hepatitis c and Forrest didn't get it because it's usually transmitted from sharing needles, not sex.

>>212167097
No, the King spent most of his time at the house alone with young Forrest learning how to move his hips so sexily.

>>212166584 (OP)
Sally Field was hot back in the day. I would have fucked her too. Forrest probably belonged in the retard school, though. The regular classroom teachers weren't prepared to deal with his disability. It worked out well for him, though.

>>212168971
same

>>212166584 (OP)
this kinda jumped out but i was too innocent to know...what a mind rape

>>212167059
kek

She was cute in Smokey and the Bandit. Great ass

Shit, at least she got something out of it. All I got was mocked for getting molested.

>>212171193
What did you think that noise coming from the house was? What did you think little forrest was imitating?

>>212171221
>white women ass

>>212171245
>Shit, at least she got something out of it. All I got was mocked for getting molested.
not supposed to tell anyone...just masturbate to the memory for the next 20 years...or so ive heard

Gump was a genius.

>>212166584 (OP)
He probably would have been better off at the retard school but can't really fault her for being unsure about it.

>>212173594
His life couldn't have worked out better than it did.

>>212166584 (OP)
Would hard

>>212174984
>AIDS ridden whore turns up with your kid as soon as you've made it
could have turned out way better than it did

It didn't seem like she enjoyed the sex very much. You herad his moans and screams but nothing from her.

>>212166584 (OP)
You posted this exact thread several days ago.
Yes, imagine it. What's next?

>>212175041
Did you even see the movie? What an incel reduction. lol

>>212175041
Wouldn't the kid have aids or h.i.v then?
lol cuckarino Gump raised an aids baby. That's why he is alone on the park bench. His son is dead from aids like his whore mother

>>212166584 (OP)
That seems like a noble sacrifice for a loving mother to make. Her actions lead to her son being a pillar among American society instead of a retard wasting his life. Without his strong and determined mother Forrest might have ended up treading tires or posting on an imageboard for Chinese cartoons.

>>212167071
Jenny got aids after she fucked forest. She got pregnant from their one night together, she has the kid then gets aids and dies. Fucking retard can't even follow a basic timeline.

>>212175041
You can nitpick, anon. But she died pretty quickly and Forrest got a son.
>filthy rich business owner
>major Apple shareholder
>war hero
>Olympic athlete
>celebrity
>mows lawns for fun just because he can
Forrest lived a charmed life, the kid even came fully toilet trained and everything.

>>212167019
It was a public school, so not all that much difference.

>>212175105
She wasn't looking for pleasure, she was there to give him a good time.

>>212175257
The schools were still segregated when Forrest was young.

>>212170792
I am sorry for your hard time at school, anon.

>>212175239
Also his kid was smart, so he'd probably be decently set in life. Not some deadbeat living off pappies shrimpin money.

>>212168971
>had troubles at school
>get sent to retard school
>at least twice as smart as an other kid in the school
>drop out of school at earliest opportunity
>years later mother admits I should have have been sent there to begin with

>too crazy to boys town
>too much of a boy for crazy town
The child was an outcast
tfw i could have been different

>>212176208
*shouldn't have

>>212175784
Yeah Forrest would have raised him right and lieutenant Dan would have stepped in if things came up which Forrest hadn't equipped to handle on his own.

>>212175239
I never realised how much of a boomer fantasy this is not just in the being involved in every important facet of the cultural zeitgeist of their generation but also in the "sure he was retarded but he worked so hard that even after being a millionaire his idea of fun is more menial labour" sense.
It culturally hit every single box for its audience didnt it?

>>212166584 (OP)
Fucking costs a woman nothing.
There are no tears to be shed here. That a woman can get what she wants, anything she wants, merely by lying back and spreading her legs is nothing but zero-cost advantage.

God I love fucking women that need something from me

>>212176378
It sure did. My mum called it out for the same thing when it came out.

>>212176439
My mom didn't watch it all, she smacked me for wasting idle time on movies and told me to get back into the fields so we could maintain our wholesome aryan agrarian paradise.

>>212176378
Also does the boomer with the "shows support for black causes but deep down we know that they are violent" type stuff too.

Jenny aids

>>212167059
he's gump he's gump he's gump!

>>212166584 (OP)
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>>212166584 (OP)
i'm imagining it

>>212175041
>as soon as you've made it
yeah that the part that may have not happened if he went to retard school

this movie wouldve been cooler with robots and spaceships or something. instead it was People Talking: The Movie.

>>212179358
If you weren't a faggot zoomer you'd be able to read the book where he does go in to space.

>>212179395
why wasnt it in the movie then

>>212175210
so you're saying she got aids from forrest

>>212179495
I don't know. I haven't actually seen the movie, I'm just fucking around. Sorry.

>>212166584 (OP)
it's called the land of opportunity for a reason

>>212168971
>>212171221
She and her ass were even cuter in Stay Hungry

>>212166584 (OP)
If I remember in the book he was raped and Jenny really tried to have a relationship with Forrest but he was too retarded for that. In fact, book Jenny is a much less slutty person than movie Jenny.

>>212179627
Really cute for someone approaching 30. Think Arnold got a piece of that?

>>212180351
Very likely

>>212179478
They couldn't find space for it.

>>212175210
Imagine being this retarded that you don’t realize Jenny cucked Forrest into raising someone else’s kid

>>212176378
After I grew up I realized what fucking boomer cringe this movie is. What a fucking monument to a generation’s narcissism. Fight Club is the same way for Gen X. A bunch of faggots whining about owning shit and not having to fight a war.

>>212166584 (OP)
Fr?

>>212168971
>>212167169
>>212166584 (OP)
This enitre movie was just Jews spitting on boomer and America, The whole thing is a clown on boomers, and this is part of the subversion,
That nice butten downed primceable? He trades in sex favors?
That nice widow? She was a whore.
In the movie Forrest represents the Jewish view of boomers, as retards just running through life with no understanding of the events or wars that made them rich.

>>212176378
> hit every single box for its audience didnt it?
Yea

>>212176412
> Fucking costs a woman nothing
Except her dignity.
And if she does it enough times it costs her her soul, see retired porn stars for more info.

Jenny Curran is the most evil villain in movie history

>>212181372
Right, now watch something like Jules and Jim

>>212166584 (OP)
They should have kept the part from the book when Forrest becomes an astronaut

There is a book sequel and it is confirmed that the kid is biologically Forrests son. He is also a genius much unlike his simpleton father, what hilarious hijinx will these two oddballs get into!?!

Forrest gump is "Ready Player One" for boomers

WHOOOA THERE ARE THE BLACK PANTHERS
HOLY COW HE SAW WATERGATE
IS THAT JFK?
just reference after reference

I should have been a school principal
>little deqwanshi has been acting up again
>you know I'm going to have to expel him
>unless we can come to some sort of arrangement here...
The pool of single mothers is so much large now, imagine the possibilities.

Reminder Forrest’s “kid” isn’t biologically his

>>212176378
Forrest Gump is a love letter to the boomer generation by the boomer generation.

>>212176378
bingo

>>212180707
They're completely right.