Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:04:59 AM No.212166947
Be straight with me, how much zombie dong is in this movie? Will my dad call me a faggot for taking him out to watch this?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:06:02 AM No.212166977
>>212166947 (OP)
Every zombie is naked. There's also lots of zombie tits, yet you don't see anybody talking about that.
Every zombie is naked. There's also lots of zombie tits, yet you don't see anybody talking about that.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:06:47 AM No.212166994
>>212166977
.... Forget dad, I'll save this one for my room. Zombie tits are my thing
.... Forget dad, I'll save this one for my room. Zombie tits are my thing
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:08:46 AM No.212167050
>>212166977
>>212166994
But also why the fuck did the director choose to do this, God I hate the artsy types.
Reminds me of Kojima explicitly angry that his latest game (death stranding 2) is being well received, because he believes a truly creative game should be divisive and repeal the masses.
Every other apocalypse film still has the zombies wearing clothes regardless of how many years have passed, we don't really ask for realism in that regard so the movie can be watched by everyone
>>212166994
But also why the fuck did the director choose to do this, God I hate the artsy types.
Reminds me of Kojima explicitly angry that his latest game (death stranding 2) is being well received, because he believes a truly creative game should be divisive and repeal the masses.
Every other apocalypse film still has the zombies wearing clothes regardless of how many years have passed, we don't really ask for realism in that regard so the movie can be watched by everyone
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:17:08 AM No.212167305
>>212167050
I'd imagine after years of sleeping, running, looking for food outside their clothes and shit get worn down and just fall off.
I'd imagine after years of sleeping, running, looking for food outside their clothes and shit get worn down and just fall off.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:21:18 AM No.212167452
>>212167305
Realism would also mean the Jimmies running around raping little boys but that part of the realism didnt make the cut
Realism would also mean the Jimmies running around raping little boys but that part of the realism didnt make the cut
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:23:54 AM No.212167546
>>212167452
Idk what to tell you i'm just explaining why they were naked infected people. More realism would've been the Swedish Navy guys just wiping those infected in the culvert or whatever that was instead of running
Idk what to tell you i'm just explaining why they were naked infected people. More realism would've been the Swedish Navy guys just wiping those infected in the culvert or whatever that was instead of running
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:24:02 AM No.212167551
>>212166947 (OP)
If your dad calls you a faggot just call him a nigger back
If your dad calls you a faggot just call him a nigger back
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:25:30 AM No.212167603
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:26:44 AM No.212167637
>>212167452
>Hulk movie in which his massive alpha cock breaks out of his pants whenever he transforms
>Hulk movie in which his massive alpha cock breaks out of his pants whenever he transforms
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:31:39 AM No.212167798
People keep joking about the giant alpha zombie dick but I didn't notice it once
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:31:55 AM No.212167806
>>212166947 (OP)
I only really noticed peen twice. You see boobs too.
>>212167050
Clothes wear out. It's been 28 years of nonstop wilderness exposure.
I only really noticed peen twice. You see boobs too.
>>212167050
Clothes wear out. It's been 28 years of nonstop wilderness exposure.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:34:52 AM No.212167890
>>212167806
>Clothes wear out. It's been 28 years of nonstop wilderness exposure.
Well I guess they had no choice but to have full frontal shots of a 9 inch floppy dick then
>Clothes wear out. It's been 28 years of nonstop wilderness exposure.
Well I guess they had no choice but to have full frontal shots of a 9 inch floppy dick then
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:35:14 AM No.212167899
>>212166947 (OP)
Why do you care what your old ass dad says?
Why do you care what your old ass dad says?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:54:15 AM No.212168513
>>212167050
>a truly creative game should be divisive and repeal the masses
he's right thoughbeit. if normalfags like something, it can't be artistic almost by definition
>a truly creative game should be divisive and repeal the masses
he's right thoughbeit. if normalfags like something, it can't be artistic almost by definition
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:57:11 AM No.212168612
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:03:19 AM No.212168788
you get used to it
and it makes sense for them to be naked like why would they care about clothes
and it makes sense for them to be naked like why would they care about clothes
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:05:24 AM No.212168854
>>212168612
whoa so this is the power of british kung fu...
whoa so this is the power of british kung fu...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:06:12 AM No.212168875
>in a world where Jimmy Saville is not a nonce
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:07:26 AM No.212168913
>They had loincloth only for the trailer
>Went to check comments from months ago at some popular website
Oh if only they knew the creators didn't care
>Went to check comments from months ago at some popular website
Oh if only they knew the creators didn't care
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:12:31 AM No.212169070
>>212168612
The village defended themselves using the old knights' arrow barrages that were intercut in the film from old TV shows or somesuch. It was their way of playing what they saw on TV to stay alive. The weird Powerranger NEDs in the final scene were doing their version of that - copying what they saw on TV. That's my interpretation.
The village defended themselves using the old knights' arrow barrages that were intercut in the film from old TV shows or somesuch. It was their way of playing what they saw on TV to stay alive. The weird Powerranger NEDs in the final scene were doing their version of that - copying what they saw on TV. That's my interpretation.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:17:31 AM No.212169231
>>212168612
Next movie is going to be a comedy with a sobering ending to contrast this one
Next movie is going to be a comedy with a sobering ending to contrast this one
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:47:13 AM No.212170154
>>212169231
The Adam Sandler special
The Adam Sandler special
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:31:01 AM No.212171405
Not like this 28yearsbros
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:37:04 AM No.212171595
>>212168612
This is a YouTube parody, right?
This is a YouTube parody, right?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:38:46 AM No.212171636
Are there any zombies in the movie with SMALL dicks? Asking for a friend...
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:48:33 AM No.212171927
>>212171636
Only the strong survived 28 years so no
Only the strong survived 28 years so no
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:19:09 AM No.212172782
>>212168612
my 61 yr old boomie father thought it was kino
my 61 yr old boomie father thought it was kino
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:22:06 AM No.212172861
>>212167806
How do zombies survive European winters without clothes?
How do zombies survive European winters without clothes?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:23:46 AM No.212172894
>>212168612
I fucking hate the first bitches smug smile and head shake
I fucking hate the first bitches smug smile and head shake
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:23:59 AM No.212172903
>>212168612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCtZZMVaB3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCtZZMVaB3I
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:00:23 AM No.212173785
>>212168612
Hooligans ninja ?
it's Sunshine all over again
Boyle and Garland : "What if we suddenly switch genre ?"
At least this time it was not in the middle of the movie.
Hooligans ninja ?
it's Sunshine all over again
Boyle and Garland : "What if we suddenly switch genre ?"
At least this time it was not in the middle of the movie.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:07:12 AM No.212173954
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:56:16 AM No.212176735
>>212167050
i have a theory about what happened and it actually makes perfect sense
garland was sitting there writing the script, about a dad and son embarking on a quest to train the boy and maybe meet a doctor to look at the mom, simple premise.
garland asked his wife to take a look at the script.
his wife walks in, takes a gander at the scripts tells him:
>its an okay script, ally, but ill tell you whats missing. i think they should leave the capable toxic father behind, because his just a cheating asshole like all men, and the son and mother should go out on their own and hmmmm how about his, how about the mom, despite being a crazed cluster B nutjob riddled with brain cancer, about half way through the movie, goes full yas queen to help another female zombie and then a giant jason momoa-looking zombie with a giant dick - which we will show, we will show this giant jason momoa penis a lot - chases her because the giant penised jason momoa zombie might look like an enraged psychopath but actually hes a loving father unlike that PIECE OF SHIT white man back at the house who cheated on me.......i mean her. i mean cheated on the mom. put that in!
and then alex garland proceeded to re-write half the movie
i have a theory about what happened and it actually makes perfect sense
garland was sitting there writing the script, about a dad and son embarking on a quest to train the boy and maybe meet a doctor to look at the mom, simple premise.
garland asked his wife to take a look at the script.
his wife walks in, takes a gander at the scripts tells him:
>its an okay script, ally, but ill tell you whats missing. i think they should leave the capable toxic father behind, because his just a cheating asshole like all men, and the son and mother should go out on their own and hmmmm how about his, how about the mom, despite being a crazed cluster B nutjob riddled with brain cancer, about half way through the movie, goes full yas queen to help another female zombie and then a giant jason momoa-looking zombie with a giant dick - which we will show, we will show this giant jason momoa penis a lot - chases her because the giant penised jason momoa zombie might look like an enraged psychopath but actually hes a loving father unlike that PIECE OF SHIT white man back at the house who cheated on me.......i mean her. i mean cheated on the mom. put that in!
and then alex garland proceeded to re-write half the movie