Homogenized, sterile and sanitized, safe quippy formulaic slop

Is this really Gen Z humor?

>>212167154 (OP)
My mom didn't play the game and she loved it. She said that movies are supposed to be fun because she already reflects too much about life and have enough problems to feel like shit.

>>212167154 (OP)
Why the fuck is there a fat black woman with an afro in Minecraft?

>>212168967
Also she's trans btw

>>212169024
she heard jack black screaming something about chicken

>>212168967
I hate that pussy mentality

this is peak millennialcore. its a total "how do you do fellow kids?" film made by retarded 35 year olds that know nothing about what gen z likes. gen z humor is insanely racist YTP's on instagram reels.

>>212167154 (OP)
Please tell me that's a photoshop.

CHICKEN JOCKEY!

>>212167154 (OP)
Retarded nigger faggot #1
>>212168967
Retarded nigger faggot #2
>>212169024
Retar

Eh I don’t feel like finishing this…….

>>212169024
She was the neighbor and got pulled in accidentally. She’s not in it as much.

>>212167154 (OP)
I don't care, I watched this just for Emma

>>212167154 (OP)
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!

In the land of mutts and nogs
I was a honky
lava in my veins
and a chicken under jockey

>>212169239
IGN 7.8/10

>>212169111
>zoomers are trying to steal youtube poops
Fuck you. Go get shot in a gutter, you lowlife cunt. No zoomer has ever made a good YTP ever. Millennials made those. You fucking faggot gen z cocksuckers made skibidi toilet. That is your legacy. Don't you dare try stealing funny shit millennials made to enhance your worthless scumbag generation of faggot retards.

>>212169370
you have never seen what im talking about. instagram reels are a whole different beast than any social media site. its a weird anomaly but it really does have the craziest fucking shit out there

>>212169370
Are you retarded?

>>212169194
I found it hilarious that she just played the role of loud black woman as a comedic side character desu. It would almost be racist if it was any other kind of movie. She was the worst part of it however.

>>212169447
>>212169503
You guys are the retards. Trying to steal YTPs because you accomplished nothing. You took YTPs, peak of ironic comedy and made it a farce with skibidi toilet. Your generation fucks up everything you touch and turn it to shit. Everything. Games, comedy, life itself. There is nothing you animals don't fucking ruin and destroy and make a mockery out of. And what you can't destroy you shamelessly steal. You are disgusting. I pray every day that god smites every last one of you rotten little pricks and throws you into eternal hellfire. I hate you and everything that you are. You have done nothing but make life and everything else worse for having existed. And now you want credit for something my generation made? Go fuck yourselves. You're truly a worthless and lowly people. "oh but insta rels bro so kekerinos" I spit on your whore mothers for birthing you. You cry about boomers? They got nothing on you weak, shameless, stupid, utterly pathetic verminous animals. So selfish you try to take credit for shit your generation never made. You were still in your dad's balls when YTPs were at their peak.

>>212169131
The whole movie was made in photoshop

>>212167154 (OP)
SNEED

>>212169741
damn chill out jordan judenstein

>>212169741
Go eat some avocado toast bwo… you’re not you when you’re hungry

>>212169741
aww poor millennial miss his epic bacon of d00m and pupperino spork?

>>212167154 (OP)
If you think "Gen Z" has anything to do with things being produced right now, you're an idiot.
>>212168967
Your mom is correct.
>>212169370
Shitlennials are the absolute worst of humanity.
>>212169741
You're describing Millenials to a Boomer/GenXer.

>>212168967
Your mom is low IQ. Most moms are.

>>212167154 (OP)
JB should have played a griefer in the movie

>>212169024
Fucking newfag.

>>212167154 (OP)
guess which one of those I am:
>NOW I KNOW YOU DON'T BE TALKIN BOWT ME LIKE DAT, OH NO YOU DI'UNT

>>212170667
the asmongold phenotype is so deeply disturbing

>>212169024
Its basically the Jumanji movie but Minecraft, outsiders get sucked into the game

>>212170709
80% black woman
20% Momoa
>>212170711
For me, it's people who use words like phenotype.

>>212169741
Wasn't Emplemon a prominent ytp channel? That dude is Gen z right?

>>212170818
go back to 9gag

>>212169024
Same reason there's a defrosted cave man dressed up in mismatched clothes from Goodwill.

>>212169111
>reels not tiktok
you will never be one of us you millennial scum

>>212169741
>steal YTPs
Imagine thinking that "editing existing footage to be batshit insane" was something that millenials invented. If it wasn't called YTPs they would just be called "Insta edits" or some shit.

>>212170828
He was still extremely late to the YTP crowd and he himself would tell you as much.

>>212167154 (OP)
I think the zoomers treat it like the rocky horror picture show (gay!) where there's a call / response and an element of irony. Ie: I know that part of viewing the movie is booing whenever the big black bitch is on screen and throwing your popcorn in the air when the chicken jockey arrives.

A previous trend was going to the minions movie dressed in suits. I think this kind of thing is more or less harmless enjoyment of kino.

>>212171025
They don't know how to behave at the movie theater because they grew up during the pandemic when theaters were closed. So for many of them this is their first time in a theater even though they're already teens.

>>212167154 (OP)
>Why wasn't the kids' movie edgy, irreverent and filthy?!

>>212171454
The movie is already filthy, it features a zionist jew and a screaming black woman

>>212171620
20 gazans died in the time it took for me to reply to your post and there's nothing you can do to stop it

>>212170711
that's ullillula and he's a fun guy

When did Jennifer Coolidge go from MILF to goofy grandma(occasionally GMILF)?

it actually felt very quirky in an authentic way, but thats the directors' MO so

>>212171750
about 15 years ago

they did everything correctly for a franchise as popular as minecraft

I only watched it because sneed was in it

>>212169106
>Fried Chicken Jockey

>>212169024
It's gonna be so funny looking back on this period and seeing all the obvious tokens stick out like sore thumbs. The sheer uniformity of diversity in media from the late '10s to mid '20s, where everything had to check the same few boxes, regardless of content because they wouldn't want to be accused of not being inclusive.

Of course everyone is tired about all the whining about woke, but it's just baffling that anyone can think this is actually helping anyone. It's not advancing things for black people for their race to be the first thing anyone thinks about them.

>>212172312
>he thinks it will end

>>212167154 (OP)
It was just the same "normal person(s) get sucked into video game world where their journey is a series of chained together references to the game(s)" as mario. Followed the money on that one.

>>212167154 (OP)
No it's gen alpha humour

>>212172331
It's simply unsustainable and will collapse in on itself. It's already started, especially with the blacks turning against white women and jews and the explosion of indian immigrants in everyone's lives. It's inevitable at this point.

>>212173550
>especially with the blacks turning against white women
qrd?

>>212171750
Still would. Also the movie was fine. I was amused by the different references to actual gameplay.

>>212167154 (OP)
>ayo gib me sum dat Lava Chicken

>>212167154 (OP)
It is Zoomer humor. Zoomers are afraid of real humor because humor is problematic.

>>212167154 (OP)
What risks would you like to see the Minecraft movie take? What would elevate the film to real cinema?