Absolute Kino - /tv/

Absolute Kino - /tv/ (#212168976) [Archived: 774 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 4:09:25 AM No.212168976

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Anonymous

6/30/2025, 4:11:14 AM No.212169022

>>212168976 (OP)
what a weird movie, I love it

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 4:11:40 AM No.212169041

>>212168976 (OP)
This guys name is written in my underwear. Anyone seen that chin lady with the pudding?

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 4:13:38 AM No.212169115

>>212168976 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vZK98elVcns?si=ZXpyMoMIH1egnHfB
undeniable kino

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 4:13:52 AM No.212169122

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>>212168976 (OP)
>Verbal.
>Cognizant.
>Aware.
>Mindful.
>Independent.
>...I don't think so.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 4:15:55 AM No.212169176

>>212168976 (OP)
Savagely underrated kino. Great cast, fun story, quotable as fuck.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 4:17:27 AM No.212169228

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>>212168976 (OP)
Why did this bomb if everybody's dad loved it?

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Anonymous

6/30/2025, 4:18:49 AM No.212169269

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>>212169228
many such cases

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 4:19:33 AM No.212169286

hows my drivin? 1-800-im gonna fuckin die!

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:11:33 AM No.212170848

>>212168976 (OP)
>>212169228
I loved watching this kino with my dad

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:17:25 AM No.212170982

So what exactly is the nature of Bruce Willis' dementia? He can't speak words? But can he understand? Or is it all yapeekayay for him now?

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Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:18:46 AM No.212171021

>>212168976 (OP)
Or would you rather be a fish?

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:18:51 AM No.212171024

This shit sucked. It wasn't about hawks at all.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:20:15 AM No.212171064

>>212168976 (OP)
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWING ON A STAR

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:20:55 AM No.212171094

I think the concept of singing a tune to keep time in coordinating tasks independently was a great idea.
Too bad it was wasted on this shit.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:57:14 AM No.212172204

>>212168976 (OP)
>that scene where the dog bites his cock and he jokes about it sucking him off
kek wtf

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Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:58:43 AM No.212172250

And if you don't reply to this thread
Your mother's gonna end up dead!

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 6:04:48 AM No.212172412

Just read the wiki plot summary and holy shit it stinks

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 6:15:15 AM No.212172699

>>212168976 (OP)

The script isn't bad. The casting, Bruce aside, is terrible. That's what sunk the movie.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 6:32:17 AM No.212173117

>>212172204
BUNNY

BALL BALL

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 6:33:57 AM No.212173161

IT'S JUST AN OLD VHS COPY OF HUDSON HAWK AND SOME CORN IN A FRISBEE

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 7:43:20 AM No.212174829

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>>212168976 (OP)
>story by bruce willis

looks like bruce was always crazy

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 7:49:15 AM No.212175012

Hudson_hawk_ver2

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>>212169228
It's too silly and weird. Also it was initially marketed as a hard action movie, which it's clearly not. It's a thin idea with an undernourished script and absolutely the wrong director.

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Anonymous

6/30/2025, 8:04:39 AM No.212175430

>>212175012
Why do you post like ad copy?

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Anonymous

6/30/2025, 8:09:41 AM No.212175571

hudson_l

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>>212175430
Why do you shit yourself and then sit down

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 8:19:37 AM No.212175834

i saw it in theater, laughed my ass off. god i'm old

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 9:12:13 AM No.212177093

I had this movie on vhs and watched it 1000 times as a kid. It's shit, but has its moments.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 9:16:05 AM No.212177174

>>212168976 (OP)
I just remember how well lit it was. No blown out highlights, characters wear dark clothes but nothing lost in shadows, no muddiness, everything crisp and perfectly exposed. God, we used to know how to make movies, even the most mediocre, forgettable 90's films are at least shot coherently and well.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 10:33:56 AM No.212178741

>>212170982
Nice question.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 11:45:13 AM No.212180003

>>212169228
Dad's wait til it's on video at home.