>character's car is getting towed and he runs outside to argue with the tow driver
>character is walking alongside the road while it's pouring rain after he just lost his job and his girlfriend broke up with him
>car starts speeding towards him while he's walking beside a large puddle
>he closes his eyes and scrunches his face, bracing himself for the splash
>the splash never comes after a few seconds, so he sheepishly opens one eye to check
>the car is gone, but right as he breathes a sigh of relief a little kid runs up from the opposite side of the camera and punches him in the nuts
>character's car is getting towed and he runs outside to perform a 12-minute soliloquy on how the Jews control American foreign policy via manipulation of interest rates and commodity prices
>character lives in walkable, bikeable city with robust public transportation
>banks cannot hold character hostage by threatening to take away his car
>americans will scoff at character while complaining about being held hostage anyway
>>212173192I haven't seen that many yet