Thread 212171146 - /tv/ [Archived: 1038 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:22:39 AM No.212171146
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>character's car is getting towed and he runs outside to argue with the tow driver
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:43:07 AM No.212171779
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>character is walking alongside the road while it's pouring rain after he just lost his job and his girlfriend broke up with him
>car starts speeding towards him while he's walking beside a large puddle
>he closes his eyes and scrunches his face, bracing himself for the splash
>the splash never comes after a few seconds, so he sheepishly opens one eye to check
>the car is gone, but right as he breathes a sigh of relief a little kid runs up from the opposite side of the camera and punches him in the nuts
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:45:36 AM No.212171856
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>character's car is getting towed and he runs outside to perform a 12-minute soliloquy on how the Jews control American foreign policy via manipulation of interest rates and commodity prices
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:50:07 AM No.212171978
>character lives in walkable, bikeable city with robust public transportation
>banks cannot hold character hostage by threatening to take away his car
>americans will scoff at character while complaining about being held hostage anyway
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:35:13 AM No.212173192
>>212171779
name 3 movies
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:52:18 AM No.212173610
>>212173192
I haven't seen that many yet
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:33:09 AM No.212176194
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>>212171779
>loud frying pan "DING" noise
>dog covers eyes
>cat says "Meeyowch, that's GOTTA hoit!"
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:34:11 AM No.212176219
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>>212171978
>character is communist
>uses "walkable cities" dogwhistle
>eats own children
>starves to death anyway
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:45:18 AM No.212176493
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>>212176194
>character hobbles to his apartment
>keys won't unlock the door
>character then sees a paper taped to the door with EVICTION NOTICE in big red letters
>landlord walks up to him and punches him in the nuts
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:06:27 AM No.212176967
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>>212176493
>landlord is a midget
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:13:55 AM No.212177130
>>212171978
>government enforces loan fraud, allowing people to steal from banks
>banks divest from the jurisdiction
>bereft of investment, the area collapses into unimaginable poverty
>government workers loot the treasury and flee
>nobody learns anything and continues to attempt to vote themselves free money
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:58:20 AM No.212179173
>>212171978
>try to engineer the ultimate utopian society
>"it works perfectly on paper if everyone will just do what we tell them to do and stop acting like human beings"
>dot dot dot
>mass graves
>"let's try it again once they've forgotten how evil we are. we'll start by telling the college students what a good idea it is and how everyone that opposes it is mean and nasty and selfish and unfair"