Thread 212171265 - /tv/ [Archived: 946 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:26:42 AM No.212171265

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>hmm how will my heroes survive a long journey across a barren inhospitable land alone without any survival skills
>guess I'll just invent a magic infinite calorie bread lol

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Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:27:12 AM No.212171278

that's pretty much what bread is

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:27:52 AM No.212171298

>>212171265 (OP)
Your b8 is bad and you should feel bad

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:28:00 AM No.212171306

>>212171265 (OP)
Congratulations. You just discovered jew-controlled capitalism.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:29:25 AM No.212171345

>>212171265 (OP)
They also had Gollum guiding them

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:29:36 AM No.212171355

>>212171265 (OP)
Due to their long lives and innate connection with Arda elves could craft all sorts of crazy shit. It wasn't magic really.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:30:42 AM No.212171395

It's not like that was actually necessary, he could just write in that ehy were carrying things like pemmican and portable soup, which will last for several decades, are extremely lightweight and have existed since tribal times so a medieval Fantasy land like Middle Earth would also have.
It would just take more words but it would achieve the same. Except there's no necessity for it, it's not a realistic gritty depiction of a fictional world, it's HIGH fantasy.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:30:52 AM No.212171400

>>212171265 (OP)
The more you watch the worse it gets
You just have to turn off your brain

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:34:43 AM No.212171530

>Your magical setting can not have magical implements or tools of travel. W-why? It just cant!

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 5:36:43 AM No.212171589

>>212171265 (OP)
It's the middle earth equivalent to hard tack you fucking retard.