ITT: Times you acted like The Accountant.

>>212171826 (OP)
I donated my old new balances to a thrift store and asked for the tax deduction receipt

>>212171826 (OP)
Did you take a picture of the screen? Ew.

He's literally just like me except I'm a balding manlet tax monkey at HR Block and have zero cool talents

I prepared balance sheets and cash flow statements for a business competition last year.
Also I'm pursuing a bachelor's of commerce majoring in accounting.

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>212171826 (OP)
>the *insert occupation*
>actually, just kills guys
Did Statham not pick up the phone?

>>212171925
I just got my accounting degree, now I’m trying to find a job. Tough market out there.

Tfw no rat gf

I played the shitty games that suck ass

>>212172450
bro that was turbotax

>>212171826 (OP)
When I was working on my dissertation, part of my work was computational stuff and I realized about two weeks before my defense that something didn't look right about my results. I spent a solid four days pouring through my code line by line, writing down individual data points on post its to try and correlate all the inputs and outputs and figure out what went wrong, trying to re-run the code to see if I could replicate my previous results, and all the while I was sleeping maybe 2-3 hours a night from all the anxiety and my whole apartment looked like pic related.

I finally got everything sorted, realized all my data was fine and that I'd just transposed two numbers in one of the vectors I was using to project the data for all my figures and that fixed everything. Then I drank a bunch of scotch, passed out, and slept for sixteen hours straight.

>>212171826 (OP)
HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>>212171826 (OP)
>kicks down door
>begins blasting from dual wield uzis in full auto
>mows down a dozen armed criminals
>drops uzis and hoists up shotgun slinged under trenchcoat
>corners the boss
>"B-b-but you were supposed to me my accountant!"
>*chk chk*
>"Consider your return... filed"
>*BOOM* *splattering noise*

>>212172095
can't unsee

>>212172424
*squeak*

>>212171826 (OP)
i have vocal stims