*chung chung*

>>212175620 (OP)
Speed Weed

Dick Wolf

>its a jack mccoy gets way too personally invested in the case episode

>>212175620 (OP)
*walks around in new york having a conversation with someone*
*stops*
"wait, look... what's that?"
"oh my god, call 911"

Look! It's a crime similar to that which featured in national newspapers six months ago!

>>212175620 (OP)
The boomer national anthem

>>212175780
i recently watched the episode that was clearly inspired by the unabomber. really bizarre stuff when you actually know about the cases they are copying

BENSON
STABLER
MY OFFICE, NOW

>>212175896
Right away, Colonel Klink.

>>212175831
they're usually subtle about it

>>212175732
Like a lot of police dramas it actually deals with all kinds of themes like relationships (romantic and other), people's egos, whether people are real or phony, threats, profiling various types of people - you get to see every type of human drama - it just takes a murder to get the ball rolling.

>>212176084
kek

>>212176358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2klLy8r8Ro
enjoy

*wang chung*

Reminder that the ending of Homicide: Life on the Street canonically confirmed the existence of the afterlife in the L&O Verse.

>>212175794
SVU is like a prescribed medication for boomers.

>>212175620 (OP)
(knowing full well this is a key witness and the only one to bring down bad people)

"all you have to do is show up at the courthouse"

(gives no kind of 24hour police security and leaves them all alone)

"why isn't he/she here yet? let me call again

(calls, no answer)

"go check on him/her"

(Fin walks to door and knocks. no answer and notice door unlocked. witness is kill)

"ahhh damn! The is detective Tutuola, i need a bus!..."

(witness has has bullet wound in head)

(calls Benson)

"liv.... the witness is kill"

[insert Benson and the DA's surprised face]
O.O

>>212175831
Did you see the one about Dr. John Money?

I'm a NYPD Blue guy
Any other good old stuff proceduralbros?

>>212177377
This man's ass has disappointed more horny men than an entire generation of prom nights.

>>212176894
I can't binge SVU when I need background noise. The subject matter is too depressing.

>>212177399
the face wasn't enough?

The victim was raped upside down, then left on the crane in the construction yard. Word on the street is it's a new gang initiation.

>>212178306
man I guess this needs some explanation for the younger generations

NYPD Blue was scandalous and infamous for being one of the first broadcast television shows on the major networks to habitually show nudity. It became something everyone tuned in every week for. "Tonight's episode of NYPD Blue contains nudity, viewer discretion is advised". The joke was that for like every 3 out of 4 episodes, it was just Sipowicz's ass in the shower.

>>212178450
i saw some episodes but recently, naively i didn't realise it was a big deal back in the day
thanks for the explanation

>>212178437
What are they calling it?

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

>>212178618
Hot take: SVU was far more popular than the original because everyone was secretly getting off on all the weird lurid sex crime stuff

>>212175620 (OP)
stone > mccoy
lenny was great
logan > curtis
kincaid > everyone

>>212178645
that and peak marishka hargitay

>>212177377
Hill St. Blues
Police Story

>>212178450
LMAO
I used to read the tv guide to see what late night stuff had nudity, I get it

>>212175620 (OP)
Svu

>>212178578
hangin' and bangin'

> Your Honor!
> It's a prosecutorial mugging!
> It's a mockery of justice!
> It's an end-run around the x'th amendment
> In my chambers, now!

>>212178726
> show noticeably declines in quality when moving from film to digital
many such cases

i lived in a tiny house with my parents and could constantly hear the CHUNG CHUNG from the living room all fucking day. even in my sleep

>You're on thin ice, lawyerman!

>>212175620 (OP)
*peter griffin voice* heh heh heh hehhh hehhhhhh anyways lois brian ate the edible lingerie i bought you for our anniversary. i did try this year

Comfy

>>212175620 (OP)
It's a good show. But it's not always an accurate representation of the legal system in the United States. There's a lot more deals and disorganization than most people think. It's pretty damn scary sometimes.

t. legal anon