Samwise bros... we're getting the scraps

>>212177222 (OP)
you're no prize either champ

time to settle down in th shire after 200 years of fucking orc cock

>hobbit
>taller than her
Sure shows her priorities.

>>212177291
>>212177354
>>212177365
Sam married the town's bicycle so it's fitting

>>212177365
good observation but also how short and insecure you must be to think of and post it

>>212177405
Imagine motorboating her tiny hobbit buttcheeks after the entire Shire (+Gimli) has had a few rounds with her.

>>212177222 (OP)
isn't he like 150
someone get Elliot Stabler

Golum bros, it's our turn next

>>212177222 (OP)
I fixed it

>>212177592
brevity is the bane of tit

>>212177493
No. Hobbits age like humans. Only Bilbo was over 100 and that was only due to the rings magic.

>>212177405
wait isn't this a S4 Fishtank contestant?

>>212177222 (OP)
>>212177592
When I was in 5th grade the girls in my class were all Boromir or Aragorn fans. I don't think they were interested in Orlando Bloom yet

>>212177693
everyone who lusted after legolas was gay (both sexes)

>>212177633
huh, thought this whole time frodo and sam were centenarians at least

Why do people treat Sam as a joke character?

>>212177693
Honestly he doesn't really do much of anything in the films. He has cool action moments, but no real character moments like the rest. Shit he doesn't even interact with Frodo.

>>212178976
>how about side by side with a friend?
also people memed on the what do your elf eyes see scene i guess

She seems to be forgetting something.

>>212179046
Wtf happened to her hand?

>>212179046
She probably never seen the movies and just googled images to make le quirky comic

>>212177633
>>212177852

>Most Hobbits lived longer life spans than Men, a race of which they might have been an off-shoot. The average lifespan of a Hobbit was about 100 years, though it was not unusual for a Hobbit to live as many as three decades beyond that. The time at which a young Hobbit matured and was accepted as an adult was 33, compared to a Man's 18 years. Thus, a 50-year-old Hobbit would only be middle-aged.

>>212177440
It could also be he noticed their strangely similar height... which is pretty obvious.

>>212179167
I'm sure she has seen them, she's just pointedly ignoring that part and pretending Sam is the size of Sean Astin to sidestep him being a midget.

>>212179214
Makes sense as tall humans tend to have shorter lives than other humans.

>>212179214
but a 50 years old human is also only middle-aged. Tolkien you hack

>>212177633
They live a little longer than humans on average, like 20-40 years. That's why they reach what's considered adulthood in their 30s. Bilbo turns 110 at the start of Fellowship, but it's less that he's 110 at all (in that it's rare but not unheard of) and more that he's still in unnaturally good health and vigor for that age when he ought to be wizened and frail. He lives into his 130s by the time he departs Middle-Earth and passed out the oldest hobbit on record, the "Old Took", who was 130 on the dot. The very advanced age only really starts to hit him rapidly once the Ring is destroyed.

>>212179046
Maybe she herself is a midget

>>212179331
He means literally.

>>212179400
>(in that it's rare but not unheard of)
Hence why they have a word for it, eleventy.

>It’s okay Anon, when women are ran through and wrinkly and old then they will want a guy like you :)))
>Btw Im getting a divorce

>>212179331
men died in their early 20s in tolkien's time war joke

>>212179477
Hope she divorce rapes shit out of you. Stupid cucks need to learn you can make kids without pedo church approval.

>>212177477
Checked and guffawed

>>212177222 (OP)
Alpha fucks
Beta bucks

>>212177222 (OP)
Why are young women such sluts? As i grt older i realize my best fucking years are behind me. Women get uglier and less adventurous in bed as they get older and they demand and nag more. Its quite the lose lose situation.

>>212179167

Everyones seen the movies especially women. They love making instagram memes about it now in their 30s. Most have not however read the books.

You guys really like the same women you did at 15?

>>212181232
now im mostly into macromastia mega goliath titties so no

>>212177222 (OP)
>He gets me
And who the fuck are you???

>>212181232
Yes, particularly the ones who age gracefully like Ming Na Wen.

>>212177222 (OP)
>woof
Retarded dog cunt

>>212177440
I'm 6'2 and noticed the glaring discrepancy between character heights. You are fucking retarded.

>>212181435
youre probably extremely mentally ill. thats why

>>212181460
>I'm too retarded to notice obvious stuff because you are mentally ill
sure

>>212181460
>dont notice
jew detected

>>212181232
Yeah honestly, Sango from Inuyasha, Temari from Naruto, most girls from Ranma