too much filler. season 3 didn't need to exist. they could've cut a lot and put it all in season 2.
>>212178854 (OP)same games. boring.
>>212178854 (OP)Novelty wore off in season 1.
No white people
Went Woke
>>212178879FUCK YOU I WANTED TO BE FIRST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
they are milking it for all its worth, I don't want to be watching squid games until 2030, just wrap it up
>>212178854 (OP)>I WANNNNT MY PHONECALL AIIEEEEEEkino
What was going on with the VIPs? Were their voices dubbed over in english or was it just awful acting? Something was very off about them and it distracted from the show
>>212178854 (OP)too high brow, so most of it flew above <130 IQ's heads, as a result they hate it
they should have added shit ton of exposition to over explained every plot point twice, we wouldn't have ton of retards spouting bullshit left and right
>>212178854 (OP)It started as a critique of South Korean society so a bunch of mega corps stepped in to mute it as much as possible
I cannot believe how shit this season is
S2 and S3 add nothing, the detective plot is filler which goes nowhere, the VIP scenes are exactly the same as the ones from S1, the moral dilemma is the same, what's the point. Too pussy to take risks or actually advance the story, just wanted to remake S1 with some window dressing changes since it was popular.
>>212178854 (OP)they had never dreamt of doing more than 1 season before it became a hit
>>212179417Hey you did the meme
It was a show meant for only 1 season with a point that went completely over Netflix's head as they then proceeded to milk it long past it's worth
>>212179578>pitch stupid gay faggy commie passion project show about how capitalism bad for like 15 years>finally get picked up>show becomes hit>network milks the shit out of you
>>212179578It could easily have had a second season that was good though, the writers are retarded
Nothing
It's an unsatisfying end to a series which was otherwise entertaining
>>212178854 (OP)>hey uh that squid game shit is really popular I want an entire franchise movies, toys, im talking sequels spin offs we'll make millions!!!!!and then it all went to fucking shit we cant have good things it always has to be milked to fuck
Stopped focusing on cool games and cared more about cuck raising girlfriend's boyfriends son.
>>212178960He has to be the worst fucking detective ever
>>212178960>and yet monopolizes uncountable amounts of screentime
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>>212178879>too much filler. season 3 didn't need to exist. they could've cut a lot and put it all in season 2.fuck i didn't even know this shit had a season 2. it should have been a 1 and done. i'm not even curious to watch the second season, let alone a third.
>>212178960>lets go to that island>sits around a map>wasnt that one uh that one maybe?>sits around a map>hey i am not villain captain man maybe if we all just like went in a circle 300x we'll find it cause the currents are dangerous or something>great idea captain please do that right awayrepeat for 900x episodes
>>212179967She did something. At lot actually.
>>212178960Would have been cool if he found out some shit about the organization itself beyond the frontman but instead we got 10 hours of staring at islands
>>212178854 (OP)it should have ended with the first season
>>212179936he had a cool theme song at least
>>212178960Haven't watched- does he really not find it? It doesn't go anywhere? lmao
>>212180076He finds the island, point the gun at his brother then leaves.
>>212180031not even anything about the aftermath of the finding of the island in the epilouge or nothing
super sucky
also how the hell did he go all the way down those stairs before the bombs?
and no one caught that massive ferry????!which is a good thing plot armor wise i guess for the NK chick
>>212180138>aftermath of the finding of the island in the epilouge or nothingIt was super rushed. They wasted too much time in the detective plot that led nowhere and the baby shit. The penultimate episode could have ended in the cliff hanger of 333, 456 and the baby on the bridge leading to the last platform and used the last episode for a more fully fleshed-out finale.
>>212180202>more fully fleshed-out finale.Actually, scratch that. They would've fucked up. The less I know, the better.
>>212179578Holy shit this looks bad. Is this what American Squid Game will look like?
>>212180259>The less I know, the better.erm okay haha but did you know that like this one alleyway out of thousands in LA that the frontman just so happened to drive by has an ugly chick playing "daji" or whatever korean shit in LA just to really tip off our mouthbreathing viewers!
couldn't have done anything but "daji!" or the point really wouldn't have come through you know?
-villains won
-elites escape unpunished
-main character dies
-most deaths were lame
-WE HAVE TO KILL THE BABY
-STOP, YOU CAN'T KILL THAT BABY, NOT BEFORE I KILL THE BABY
This show really made Koreans look comic book villain level of evil
>>212180335Oh and also
-This is the last season
-PSYCH HERE COMES THE SPIN OFF CONTINUATION
>>212180362>>212180335Worst Finale than Got lolz.
D&D I apologize
>does drugs once
>becomes addicted so badly that he has the withdrawals of a heroin addict
>>212180300https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4wUQgC90Rk
Better than the Beast Games garbage, but still garbage.
>>212180529Yeah Iโm kinda of shocked at the lack of people pointing this out, that was pretty fucking stupid and made absolutely zero sense. How did nobody at any point stop and tell them that thatโs not how drugs work, especially pressed ecstasy pills
>>212180628Koreans are extremely ignorant of how drugs work
>>212180628The creator is an old school hard left communist. Shit like drugs gets you purged as being against the people and heโs making that statement
>>212180649>>212180628I thought he was just losing his mind. You know, all the stress and insanity of being stuck in a death game. Guilt over not helping her. But I know they were going for the withdrawals... Why? Even Nam-su was lucid when being shown the cross.
>>212180649>be korea>ZOMG IS IDOL DOING... WEED and... no... not this... having... SEX?!kek do they really?
more puritan that twitter niggers
>>212180529>>212180628>>212180649Junkys please go, no one cares about your accurate drug knowledge, go relapse again
>>212181205Literal retard alert
>>212181653Yes, being a drugie is a huge retard alert. Good thing it's usually a self-correcting issue.
>>212178854 (OP)Did they switch writers or something? S1 feels like a completely different show
>>212180529Hate that this loser managed to survived that long
>>212179201Im so glad him and head of the body guard survived the events.
>>212178854 (OP)>What went wrong?girlboss moment
>>212181854yeah they were cool
shame they're actually like awful people and loan sharks but oh well no one is perfect
>>212181783It really doesn't, even the cringe vips from s1 came back
all the characters who were useless wimps died stayed wimps
all the characters who were assholes stayed assholes
nobody changed
just like S2-3 of Squid Game didn't change
>>212181937you can't change human nature
they killed off the best character too early
>>212181783Season 1 was meticulously made over years as a passion project
Season 2 and 3 were rushed cash grabs just ticking off boxes
>>212181954Would Thanos not being a hallucination and actually showing back up in the final game hanging on the ledge have been enough to save s3?
>>212178854 (OP)Beast games did it better
Iโm calling it, S3 Squid Game defenders are gonna be like BvS Snyder defenders. Theyโll write endless essays convincing themselves it was actually brilliant, deep, thought-provoking cinema to distract themselves from the fact it takes five sentences max to mock how stupid it is.
Bringing back old characters was a waste. It should have been just a new season with a new cast. Gihun was just annoying and a mopey bitch, a delusional retard without a plan. His presence just fucked up the entire thing.
They brought back the detective and he had nothing to do. The guy fucked around for two seasons in the sea and it went nowhere.
The showrunners are too comfortable with killing people so everyone interesting just gets killed off. Because Gihun is the main character he gets to live until the end so everyone else gets killed off. By the end the only character that was interesting was the cryptobro.
Adding a tranny character and then circlejerking about how he is a pretty lady with female pronouns was retarded.
>>212181993Also instead of Asians defending an American thing itโll be Americans defending an Asian thing
>>212182012>so everyone interesting just gets killed off.to be fair it's squid game, so literally almost everyone dies
>>212181983wouldn't have saved the season but it would have made the final game much more entertaining
all the finalists except for 100 were boring literal whos, just imagine if thanos was there, cracking jokes, standing up for minsu in a last moment act of redemption, holy kino
Season 2 should have just been a whole new cast except for Front Man, not having a clear lead protagonist to further the "anyone can die" suspense. If Gi-hun appeared, it should have only been at the end as a cameo where he links up with the survivor(s) of Season 2 and reveals his mad lad plan to willingly enter to shut it down from within in Season 3.
Just imagine how horrendous squid game america is gonna be
>>212182012>By the end the only character that was interesting was the cryptobro.even that statement is a stretch
>>212182080If Fincher is actually involved there is a non zero chance it ends up being like the girl with the dragon tattoo where the american version is a distinct but respectable in its own right interpretation. It's really damn close to zero though.
>>212178879They could have easily cut the voting. We didn't need to see it like five different times
Did they ever explain where that baby came from? Did it sign itself up or did it just come to the island by accident?
>>212182155baitu postu desu
>>212182155it came out of 222's vagina....we saw it happen...
>>212182040Only one person survives in the end because the script says so, not because the game is designed to be that way.
Characters can be kept alive longer and they can be allowed to survive. If you kill every character it kills any tension and there is no reason to keep watching when all the characters you were interested in died already.
>>212182155the stork dropped it on the island by mistake
>>212182155456 never spent any of his killstreak abilities from the last season when he was in the game so he called in a care package which contained a baby. Bad RNG moment.
>>212178854 (OP)the original project was a movie and it shows. season 1 really feels like a padded overlong movie. same goes with many other overhyped now memoryholed netflix slop like queen's gambit.
we got this game out of S2 though
The Baby entering the game was a "Jump the Shark" moment
>>212180529Imagine you are about to die and the last people you get to reminiscence about are bunch of faggots who annoyed you in the game and some slut you only knew for three days.
>>212178960His retard grifter friend did more detective work in one day than this asshole did in two years.
>>212182393>grifterbuzzword
>>212182393Wasn't he some kind of former Korean mafia?
>>212182454Some low level scammer and petty criminal
>>212182080>lead is a black female single mom>all the attractive women die in the red light, green light game>the Indian bro from Season 1 is redone but with a Muslim guy instead>main antagonist player is basically just Logan Paul>season ends with the lead getting into the VIP room and shooting them all whilst saying some quips
>>212182080I hope the VIPs still speak in that overly enunciated dubbed voice despite everyone being presumably American.
>>212179401it was dubbed
i can tell because the asian sounded natural when she spoke chinese
very odd decision to do it that way
S1 had soul and was clearly a passion project satirizing society from a Korean point of view. S2 and 3 had no soul and was clearly the Korean point of view saying "yeah ok I guess I'll make more if Americans want to give me money for it"
rest in peace, sweet prince
play your one last game with the rest of the angels once you get past the pearly gates
stopped watching this dogshit show when cate blanchett showed up
turned it off right there
>>212182616they weren't dubbed
they spoke the lines themselves during filming
the lines, performances, and audio just sucked
I've rarely seen 4chan so much into NPC opinions and bandwagonning. What happened? Is it another massive influx of redditors or just summer bringing it's usual tons of underage brainlets?
>>212182807my opinions are based and freethinking
your opinions are NPC and reddit
>>212178898Honestly this. People hate chinks
>>212182778no shit, that was the end of the show you fucking retard
It would've been better to have 456 authorize the ambush on the O's, as a way to make him more morally complex than "I just want all of this to stop but like not in that way" and then there could've been a lot more interesting branching plots, maybe some surviving O's are still resentful and try to go after the other survivors while the whole shadow war against the elites that run the game is ongoing, maybe the front man continues to play his role as 001 even in the outside world in order to keep tabs and cause more misdirection, force the survivors into conflict with each other, maybe some of them snap and become violent from what they've seen and still haven't fully processed, there's a lot of ways to make it a more complex and interesting narrative than what we got. The investigation aspect had a lot of potential that was entirely wasted and the baby bit felt kind of cheap, along with having just one winner again.
>>212182846I can't tell if this is bait or if it genuinely flew over your head
what are other good k-dramas on netflix
Did they ever explain why that woman was really strong and was able to kill men with her bare hands to protect the old woman and the pragernernt lady?
>>212182898The Glory
Kingdom
The Silent Sea
Sweet Home
The Frog
Mask Girl
Doona
and My Mister if it's still on Netflix (possibly got migrated to Amazon idk)
>>212178960>does nothing>winswhats this strategy called?
>>212182898I think the closest thing to squid game in terms of drama suspense and general premise is Alice in Borderland
It's jdrama not kdrama tho
>>212183081Doing a Steve Bradbury
https://youtu.be/fAADWfJO2qM
>>212182295A shame that game was fast-forwarded. Would've at least liked to see Thanos and his team going through the ordeal. The interactions among Thanos, Nam-Guy, and Min-Su would've been hilarious.
>>212183143It's also actually good
>>212182295Realistically speaking this game would've had a 90% death rate.
Biggest suspension of disbelief moment in the entire show lmfao
>>212183328yeah picrel is is bordeline impossible while being under giga stress
>>212179401feels like the voices were designed to cater to how the Koreans envision stereotypical American dialogue.
>>212181983Only if he reappeared in his final forms with (purple) angel wings.
>>212181993I haven't seen a single S3 defender.
Too many "fuck it, just kill each other" team games
Season 1 had Red Light Green Light, Dalgona, and (whilst heavily RNG dependent and got fucked around with too much by the VIPs going full retard) the glass bridge were all ones that can be beaten by one person just staying calm and figuring it out and have a chance for 100% completion rate. And the skill ceiling is low enough for all of them, even Dalgona, that anyone could beat it. The other games ended up being ones that cruelly see 50% of the people get eliminated, sure. But Marbles and Squid Game were 1v1s, so you were still in charge of your own fate by outplaying an opponent. Tug of War was the only one where you could get fucked over by getting stuck with shitters, but it even shows that you can outplay people if you get the fundamentals right and a strong anchor.
But Season 2+3 was just loaded with games designed to whittle people down fast and have your fate completely out of your own hands, with added little bits of bullshit like "ah, ah, ah, it doesn't count if you don't press the button lol" or skill games so high level that most people wouldn't even be able to do them even without a gun pointing in their back. It takes away any interesting individual dynamics and mad lad moves, and just results in a lot of people getting shanked for shock value or someone dying because they got pushed over by some asshole.
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>>212182616She sounds like the girl on Onlyfans I jack off too. That stereotypical American voice
>>212183436
>>212178960>where is the Island?? they hide so damn welljust look for the giant Oceanliner tanker where the 100 vans and trucks are parked on
>>212183657despite these "fuck it" games, in S2 and S3 not a single character actually, really wanted to win. maybe 333 at the end. He showed some level of aggressiveness and desperation.
Not even player 100 really showed any will in the end. They were all anxious and tired and just wanted to get over it.
Pic related from S1 would unironically bitchslap every single on in the last game and win easily. Just because he actually wants it
>You criticize capitalism, yet you regurgitate your creation into seasonal slops. I am very communist.
>>212183834>WELCOME TO KOREA
>>212183834This is not a major plot point at all, but I find it hard to believe that the majority of people wouldn't want to vote for the games to end as soon as they saw bodies falling on the floor, and increasingly so after they had already made some money. I've seen people quit jeopardy games after they won like 10k over the risk of losing that 10k, imagine adding the risk of losing your actual life.
>>212180649thats what i thought awell lol
>>212183928yea but humans lรฉ evil and greed and whatever
>>212183998Which completely flies in the face of the ending of the first season where Gihun wins the final bet by proving that kindness does exist in the world
Seong Gi-hun
Hwang In-ho
Hwang Jun-ho
Lee Myung-gi
Kang Dae-ho
Kang No-eul
Cho Hyun-ju
Park Yong-sik
Jang Geum-ja
Kim Jun-hee
Park Gyeong-seok
Seon-nyeo
Park Min-su
Roh Jae-won
Choi Woo-seok
Park Yeong-gil
Im Jeong-dae
Kim Yeong-sam
Kim Gi-min
Lee Seung-won
Kang Sae-byeok
Choi Su-bong "Thanos"
Se-mi
Park Jung-bae
Park Mi-hwa
Seong Ga-yeong
Kang Cheol
Choi Jae-sup
Who writes this shit lmao
>>212183834this is actually a poignant point, i was expecting seong or 333 to get the babykillers to turn on 100 because 100s debt would not have been covered by their compromise unless someone in their squad died, but having watched the show, i think he was really ready to break even.
>>212180529Not everyone is as cool as Thanos and can do hard drugs without getting withdrawals.
>>212184040you don't win bets against deceased men.
gi-hun learned that he was going to have to work a fuckton harder to convince anyone of the good in people. not just show up when invited. that was S1's ending.
>>212182386only someone as pathetic as him would get irrevocably hooked on drugs after 2 hits. a sickening sad sack from start to end
>>212184377And then he failed.
Ok, maybe he won over Front Man a little. Which means the guy perhaps most deserving of death in the show was the one who gets away with it and will at best MAYBE try and repeat the hopeless cycle by trying to fuck with Cate Blanchett's Wild Ride.
>>212182793not a chance. it was dubbed. the actors on screen would say something in a large, openmouthed way and the audio would be lisping, muttering lips-mostly-closed speech at times
>>212182875it was a post that received 1 reply which is 1 more than 90% of my posts.
odd how you assume all the baiting ends just because the first hook got a bite
>>212182982she went to hoorah idonknowhativebeentold academy, silly. other women just don't do that, is all
456 could have just promised to pay the players with the money he won last time and they all could have gone home after game 1.
>>212184456yes. exactly. S1 didn't end hopeful, and S2 wasn't that hopeful. the anon thinking gi-hun won anything besides money in S1 is a moron
>>212178854 (OP)everything
>the cop did nothing for the entire season, just searching for a shitty Island, then got the baby and the money>the villians won and get away with it, the Island was destroyed so the Chinese Navy didn't find evidences>the guy with the black mask was a "good" guy who wanted a fair game and was only human there in charge>the remaining characters were kinda shit>the main character daughter will only love him after he left her 8 digits in $ can't wait to see how worse the American version will be
2 and 3 were pure filler seasons. Their entire purpose is to try and keep interest alive for Squid Game while Americans are filming their own version.
These two seasons were not supposed to be good, it's a transfer of the IP. They just kill off all the characters that won't be in the American show and wrap it up to not use the same locations. Next season will be set in America with a different team and the boss will make a cameo, probably will get killed. They main reason they kept Hwang is because he is the only character who speaks English.
>>212184826I think you nailed it. That's exactly it. Netflix has been wanting this since S1 and already tested the waters with that shitty Squid Game reality show. The daughter may make an appearance too.
Despite how dark the show wants itself to be, it could have been way darker. In real life I can see a lot more bullying, fights and assassinations, like a prison. Speaking of which, definitely rape.
>>212183657>glass bridge were all ones that can be beaten by one person just staying calm and figuring it out and have a chance for 100% completion rate16 people
18 pairs of glass plates
I'd love to see you figure out how everyone is supposed to safely come across kek
>>212184981Walk on the steel frame instead of stepping on the glass?
>>212185020>get shot by guard because you thought you were above the game rulesGood job retard
>>212185061The objective of the game is get to the other side. Doesn't say say how.
>>212185171The objective of the game is to entertain the elites. If you try to pull some retarded bullshit like this that lets everyone survive, you'll just get shot
>>212183834This is why I was rooting for MG coin. The only character who was willing to do anything to be the last person standing and get all of the money.
>>212178879season 2 and 3 should have been one season that was never made
>>212184971Are you forgetting the time in season 1 where a girl was dissected alive and raped to death by one of the guards? It wasn't shown, yeah, but that sounds like something out of a torture porn horror movie
>>212180628why would you give a shit when Netflix is paying you millions to write slop? he's just here for a paycheck. he already told the story he wanted to tell
>>212184495I was the fool all along, truly, it is over
>>212184981>take everyone's shoes>uses laces to create a mace like thing>smash it down against glass>progressAnd yes the VIPs can do some bullshit like they did with turning off the lights, but that was always bullshit which never made sense in the context of "ruining the VIPs fun"
>the VIPs are there to make bets>anyone who bet on the front 12 are already out of the running fair and square>anyone who bet on anyone behind the glassmaker have no reason to complain or interfere>anyone who bet on him specifically will only get pissed off and refuse to pump any more money into the game after being cheated out of a victory for backing the "right horse"There was zero reason to turn the lights off other than to kill off one more contestant before the finale for plot reasons because he wasn't a main character
>>212183657Mingle was cool. The pentathlon was just a bunch of minigames. Hide and Seek was really uncreative, yeah. No different from the night riots. Jump rope was cool. A slightly less cooler version of the glass bridge. And while Sky Squid Game does ultimately boil down to "let's just kill each other", I like how it's a lot more cerebral than that, since you have to be very careful of who exactly you eliminate and when. So Hide and Seek is really the only offender
>>212184554yeah, but that doesn't help with his main goal in life
>>212178887 this. holy shit did they drop the ball.
the dumb gooks think people actually care about these gook characters and their story and that people werent watching to see gook rats dying in creative death traps.
>>212185171Are you forgetting how, in that very game, the elites literally broke the rules and turned the lights off because they got bored of the glassmaker's lifehack? They would gun you down without hesitation if you "cheated" and ruined their fun
>>212185597whats funny is these dumb gooks put in a scene where a bunch of "white men" are the elites who are responsible for all this.
when in reality their own psychotic corrupt gook government is perfectly capable of creating these sorts of events.
>>212185606>it's ok to move if there's someone in front of you>it's ok to heat up and lick the cookie>it's ok to tie the rope around you and play dirty>it's ok to just fucking stab each other when the VIPs are sleeping>it's ok to lose at marbles but just take them anyway>it's ok to ignore the number order given to you and refuse to take another step>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ACTUALLY USING YOUR EYES TO LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGlass Bridge was the worst game of S1. Didn't even fit with the theme
>>212185826remember that whole "crushing" incident that happened in SK awhile back, few people were discussing it as it it was done intentionally. to kill off a bunch of youth in a sacrifice.
if you read about how it happened, it was a "technological error" that caused people to navigate poorly and ended up in tens of people being crushed to death in alleyways crammed in like sardines.
>>212185826There's a difference between playing dirty and ruining the fun by making everyone survive retard
>>212185826All of the other things you described are negligible to the VIPs' entertainment, since they only apply to one player. Yeah, the gangster guy cheated on the cookie game with his lighter. So what? It's just one guy among hundreds. The glassmaker's trick completely won the game for all remaining players. Also, the VIPs only show up to the games in-person for the last two games (which is admittedly dumb), so they couldn't have protested the previous things anyways
>Didn't even fit with the themeThe theme is that we're at the mercy of the elite's whims and they can break/change the rules anytime they want
>MCs arc ends during the season 2 finale, he spends the entirety of season 3 chained to a bed, mute, powerless, and then kills himself
>entire secondary story arc detective plot goes nowhere. Zero payoff with his brother and then literally gives up
>far too many characters getting the spotlight
>moronic baby plot
>shitty, boring games
>the fucking voting scenes are some of the most torturous tv you will ever watch
>incredibly contrived and dumb decisions from the contestants in order to get the mc to the finale
The only victory seems that Front Man had his faith in humanity restored by Gi-Hun, and will probably try and take the games down. Wonder if we'll get a Front Man prequel or sequel. He'll probably make a cameo or two in the American version.
>>212178960>fucks around on a boat for two seasons>makes it to the island after the games are done and every single player besides the baby that wasn't there originally is dead>brother barely acknowledges his presence>vanishespointless character. everything that went down would have gone the exact same way it did if he didn't exist. the whole searching for the island story felt like padding. he should've been scrapped and replaced entirely with his criminal friend because he was at least likeable and didn't exist just to look mildly annoyed and achieve nothing.
>>212185948It didn't fit thematically in terms of appearance or the children's playground game thing. It's at best a game of "stepping stones" but it's only that in the loose attempt to bridge a connection.
You know the entire game is bullshit because even 001 couldn't figure out a way to get out of it unscathed, so wrote himself out before it.
>>212186195>everything that went down would have gone the exact same way it did if he didn't existWell, except the whole fucking island blowing up because they finally found them. But yeah that's just a minor detail kek
(I do agree his plotline was shit btw)
>>212180529Same thing will happen to you. Don't use drugs, and report people that do.
>>212181954He's waiting for us in the Thanos world.
>Blatantly rip off Japanese media cause Korean show, who cares
>Become global hit
>Panic because you can't so openly rip shit off now with the whole world watching
>Make shit
Yup
>>212181880>Aaah, please don't slap me~>Oh no I lost, seems I get slapped again>How about we up the ante? Each time I lose you will fart on my face~But jokes aside, no way a big hum like that would take a slapping from a woman. He would beat and rob her.
>>212186246I think a small scene with the Front Man having a phone call with one of his underlings or the VIPs saying "yeah, we had to destroy the island and we don't have the funds to rebuild. The Korean Squid Game is indefinitely cancelled" would've gone a long way of making SOMETHING out of the detective subplot. Like, they may not have arrested anyone but at least they took down the games (in Korea)
Just wait for the American version to ruin it even more, with cameos like Mr Beast, the "definitely not Elon Musk" villain, the contestant trying to escape ICE, the girlboss main character, oh, and add Pedro Pascal as a cop.
>>212182295Worst game of the season, 2bh.
>>212186312>rules of the game are explained>keeps with it knowing that when he wins he'll get a chance to slap back
>>212181954Agreed. His companion should have died instead. The "quality" of season 2 went down a bit when Thanos died. He made his scenes fun and interesting.
>>212181954Didn't Koreans hate his performance?
I remember reading some article that people over there thought his acting was "embarrassing" and "tryhard"
How woke and shit is the American version going to be?
>MAGA
>Trump
>ICE
>BLM
>White privilege
>Main protagonist is definitely going to be black. Maybe a woman
>A lot of racist white players
>All VIPs will be white and cruel
>Except for one black VIP who will show sympathy and eventually try and save the other players
American Squid Game is literally just Purge + Saw
>>212186586>>Except for one black VIP who will show sympathy and eventually try and save the other playersthis is legit how it will go
>>212186586What would the American version of Thanos be like?
>>212183396Imagine having the IQ comparable to a shoe size KEK
>>212186748Probably a famous and annoying Youtuber.
>this is a 9 month old pregnant woman
Fuck. Off.
>>212186586>we are humans>and humans are.............. pro trans and vote blue
>>212186824You're a virgin aren't you? Some women literally don't show until like month 7 despite being skinny
>>212186824eyelid surgery looks so gross
>>212186866She literally gives birth in the show
A lot of people say the jump rope game was easy. It looks easy, but when you actually do it you'll get scared as fuck. There's no room for error. If you time the jump wrong or land badly, you're fucked. You risk getting stuck between players and must jump many times. The hard part is timing the jump across the gap. A lot of people are too fat, too old, or have bad knees to jump.
>>212186934why are you carrying so much water for it, its okay for them to have made a lazy, shitty game. you can admit that. not everything 4d chess. they just made this game because "ahh they can fall". much drama.
very polite of the day old baby to sleep through the entire night without crying. realistically they would have mob killed that baby before jump rope because no one would be able to sleep
>>212186934Those people complaining are just retards who expect Saw trap-tier spectacle from the traps and get bored by anything less. They're just here for the goreslop. I mean, the fucking steel beam in Kaiji is infinitely more intense than any game from Squid Game, and it's literally just balancing across a steel beam. No jumping needed
>>212187037THATS WHAT THE FUCKING SHOW WAS ADVERTISED AS YOU FUCKING GOOK.
no one gives a fuck about your gook shit we want to see your corpses.
dumb fucking bug people
>>212187080There's hundreds of react videos of people bawling their eyes out at episode 6, with millions of views
>>212187127lmfao stupid bug
>thanks for the ad revenue btw
>>212178854 (OP)The dumb preggo bitch nerfed every character.
>>212187170>no argument, just seething
>>212179284MG Coin and Thanos were the only good characters in season 2 and 3.
>>212187177>dedicates entire scene to girl destroying Squid archives >the facility gets blown up anyways Wow what a great use of screentime. Genuinely, what was the point of that scene? They have a digital database. Destroying the hard copies means nothing
>>212187177her going back to burn the files was totally pointless since the whole place exploded
>>212184554With all the players left after game 1, his fortune wouldn't be nearly enough to cover our debts! We need one more game!
>>212187229>>212187233tbf she didn't know they were going to blow the island up. why should the character act on meta knowledge
>>212187302The only based things he's done was killing shaman lady, otherwise he was a pathetic sniveling cunt
>>212187292This is such a stupid fucking response. I'm not questioning the in-universe actions of the character. I'm questioning the WRITERS for CHOOSING to waste my time with scenes that are meaningless. The writer has omnipotent control over what happens and why, and he chose to waste my time with redundant scenes of the archives getting destroyed twice. What an asshole
>>212187192im not seething, i think its funny that a bunch of gooks are paying money to "creators" for milking the flavor of the month.
you legitimately think any of these characters are going to be memorable past a couple hours?
theres no cultural impact or staying power, so no one cares.
>>212178854 (OP)>something went wrongSource?
>>212185572>>212183657Mingle was the best game of the entire show, straight up diabolical. Sky Squid Game is good in design, although it boils down to kill one person in each round the design of the arena makes it extremely easy for the person getting ganged up to take any aggressor down with them, it's just 456 being such an awful poorly written character that makes the game so frustrating to watch. Jump Rope was fun, rest of season 2's games were absolute dog shit.
>>212187368It was supposed to depict her hopelessness and "burn it all down and kms" mentality retard, until she saw gi hun save the baby and decided to keep living
>>212187378the thanos character for example, literally the only memorable one. and only because hes literally the only character that has a personality who isnt just a robotic bug drone.
and even though he has a personality, hes still a total faggot gigger (gook nigger) who you wouldnt be friends with, but atleast he has presence on the screen.
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>We are humans, not horses!
>*splat*
>VIPs: lol what a faggot *BUUUURP* well time to go
>Island blows the fuck up
>Okay see you all next year
456 accomplished nothing LOL.
>>212178854 (OP)>Fuck up best character (aka MG Coin)'s arc>Frontman doesn't get any good scenes
>>212187368you're sperging out only because the two scenes end up with the same result even though they serve difference purposes in the narrative. you've wasted my time now
>>212185865Didn't they direct crowds through those alleyways by spreading a bullshit rumor on social media about an American celebrity being there? The alleyway had spooky shit too like a Grim Reaper graffiti'd on the wall pointing to where the crush occurs Unsurprising for a mass casualty event to caused by the cabal.
>>212187498humans are.... horses
>>212187498humans are... gay
>>212187431You are genuinely retarded. She lit the fire BEFORE she got confirmation that her daughter was dead. It was meant to be an empowering moment, spiting the Squid Game organizers by burning their archives
>>212187498Hunans are ... an hero
>>212186934You actually have a lot of time before the rope comes back for another loop but I bet it would be a lot more nerve wracking to actually do in person rather than watching passively on your screen. I bet that bridge being so narrow would impact your nerves way more than we'd think.
>>212187498humans are... composed of only two genders
>>212187498Humans are... very fragile and die when they fall off a big pillar!
>>212187503I'm sperging out because it's a small symptom of a wider problem of the show wasting my time in general. The detective subplot is the ultimate example. Literally 40% of the runtime was an absolute waste. I guess it's the result of padding one season's worth of material out to two
>>212187585this isnt really narrow to me.
it's pretty easy to jump up and hit the same spot over and over again. try it.
>>212187498Humans aCK................
>>212187638What if you mistime your jump by one millisecond and your big toe gets clipped by the rope though?
>>212187498Imagine losing to a newborn baby, wouldn't be me.
>>212187037I mean, there is no deeper meaning to Squid Games. Everything outside of the games is boring as hell. The boat subplot, organ harvesting, watching a tedious thirty minute voting scene six or seven times in a row, this is what passes for "entertainment"? The games are the only thing people care about, trying to act like there's any more substance to this show aside from the death games is being a cringy pseud. And season 2 / 3 couldn't even get the death games right, aside from Mingle and Jump Rope, they were pure trash. The games in season 1 were horrible too, zoomers gave it a pass because for a lot of them Squid Game was their first exposure to this death game genre.
>>212186934>>212187638Most of these people are old and not in shape either with bad knees.
>>212187498Toss the baby off the slide and use your collective winnings to save 1,000,000 babies.
>>212187351He's a honest man, unlike 456 who is dishonest and unwarrantedly self-righteous.
>>212187171It was pretty obvious the most "moral" characters would die to protect her or the baby. In SK, it's taboo to show a pregnant lady die on screen, so it was obvious the baby was going to survive
No offense to the baby but it was really fucking annoying.
>>212187688The emotional character scenes in season 1 episode 6 are literally half the reason anyone talks about Squid Game in the first place. Saying people only care about the games is just blatant out-of-touch cope
I don't get why Fincher wants to do such slop.
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Watch picrelated, it's like the final sky squid game except 10 times more kino. Squid game even copies some plot points from it
If you wanna get spoilered it has a nice twist ending where it's just a guy, a pregnant woman and a little girl left and the guy convinces the girl that he'll commit suicide with her to save the pregnant lady, but he votes for the mom last half second while the girl steps out of the circle killing herself, revealing that the guy is actually a super calculating social manipulator. Yet the game continues making the guy almost lose all hope until he realizes the baby in the womb still counts as a player, making him promptly kill it and "win" the game
>all the brainlets seething
>all the brainlets who just don't get it
I am so happy the show didn't pander to stupid people. The ending was perfect. Unintelligent people will never get it.
>>212187750Babies are such a lame, weak, lazy plot device. Whenever you have a helpless child character the protagonist needs to protect (ex. Ellie, Clementine, Carl, the kid from The Road), it's vital to make them a likeable character so you actually care for their safety beyond the basic human instinct of "must protect kid". But you can't do that when it's just a stupid fucking baby. Literally just a MacGuffin that cries
>>212184686>the guy with the black mask was a "good" guy who wanted a fair game and was only human there in chargeLiterally puts a literal newborn baby as a participant because "it would be more fun" when he was all about "people are only here by their own will so they chose to die"
>>212187785>The emotional character scenes in season 1 episode 6Was that the gay ass marble game? Yeah, that game was boring. Zoomers are easily manipulated though, got easily attached to trash characters.
>literally half the reason anyone talks about Squid Game in the first place. Saying people only care about the games is just blatant out-of-touch copeYet you just said the only reason people talk about Squid Game is because of the marble game? You just highlighted the marble game as the only reason people talk about Squid Game...then you proceed to say people don't only care about the games...
>Hey, we'll each get 5.6b if we quit now
>Yeah okay that seems fine, let's all quit and go home
>Attention everyone, this baby is in the game, you will now each get 4.9b
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Was this a realistic reaction?
>>212178960>this plot>the russia sideplot in Stranger ThingsDoes Netflix mandate infuriatingly pointless sideplots taking up 50% of screentime?
>>212186934i genuinely think my chances in the jump rope game would be better than my chances in red light green light. maybe the AC is just rape at the place im renting rn but in the tense parts of this show i think i was like shivering enough that id have tripped the motion detector.
>>212187853Beyond retarded
>>212186992to be fair, while it is lazy and mid, i still have more respect for the jump rope game than i do for the glass panels. the glass panels literally required a glassmaker fluke forr the games to not have ended with everyone dying then and there
>>212187851>People only care about the games, no one cares about the characters!>Yes they do>Y-Yeah, well, zoomers are easily manipulated into getting attached to trash characters!lol
The marble game wouldn't have worked if audiences weren't attached to the characters
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>all the low-IQ wannabe critics desperately trying to scrutinize every little story detail they can
>"OHH, THAT BABY IS TOTALLY A LAME CHEAP PLOT DEVICE! THAT DETECTIVE TOTALLY DID NOTHING! THIS CHARACTER SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS, ITS TOTALLY INCONSISTENT! SEE HOW THOUGHTFUL AND INSIGHTFUL MY CRITICAL ANALYSIS IS? NETFLIX SHOULD TOTALLY HIRE ME AS A WRITER INSTEAD!"
>>212187853They're all gambling scumbag alcoholics so yes
Why do people always forget that it's bottom of the barrel people playing the game, and showing humanity is the exception for them
>>212187498Humans are the real monsters.
>>212187820That spoiler sounds even worse than the Squid Game ending
>>212187909You're the far bigger retard here mate.
>>212187949>Oh my god, is that... IS THAT SOMEONE CRITICIZING A TV SHOW ON 4CHAN?? AAAAHHHHHH NOOOOOO EVERYONE MUST CONSOOME LIKE MEEEEE
>>212187977Didn't mean to insult your precious and well written show, champ.
>>212187820>kinoCan instantly tell you're a moron because you're using this word.
Next time try not learning all your vocabulary on 4chan, idiot.
>>212187853It was too cartoonish, but at least it wasn't the REAL reason they voted to stay. They probably would have cut their losses if they weren't told that they would get to choose who to eliminate.
>>212187975>what an ending sounds retarded with me just reading the ending without any buildup??Didn't expect anything less from spoiler reading retards like you
>>212178854 (OP)the only reason to even watch Squid Games at all was to watch the crazy games and people getting killed.
>99% of the show is people talking some completely meaningless retarded bullshityou can skip everything that isnt a "game scene" and you will lose nothing of value to the story.
which means you can ignore 90+% of the fucking show.
>>212188003There's smart critique and there's idiots like you desperately appealing for validation.
Squid Game is a fun ride but stupid ppl like you are scrutinizing it as if it's worth it. You're a total loser.
Why do they feel the need to state the fucking obvious over and over? Is it a korean thing or what?
>>212187948All of the characters in this show are garbage. The "villainous" contestants are the only good ones because they're the only characters with any personality or screen presence, as cartoonishly evil as they can be.
>>212188053Nah, that line of thinking only applies to low IQ audiences like yourself.
Know your place, my unintelligent friend.
>>212188072so that the dumbass audience can follow along easily, its netflix's biggest show remember, need to pander to the lowest common denominator
>>212188072>Why do they feel the need to state the fucking obvious over and over?is this your first time watching ANYTHING made in asia?
The idea of some 60 year old white woman slapping around this huge biker dude is so funny.
>Hey let's play a game, I'll give you cash if you beat me, but I slap you if I win
>Uhhh okay
>She slaps him once
>He caves her head in and just takes the cash
>>212188066>just turn off your brain lolIt's 2025 and people are still using this cope to defend their favorite slop kek. If you need to be retarded to enjoy something then... well, it's your words, not mine
>>212187820>it's like the final sky squid game except 10 times more kino10 x 0 is still 0
Are some of them just bad actors or is it in culture to be so theatrical?
>>212188104I mean I've watch some anime when I was younger but I assumed they did that just for children.
>>212188072Why do you feel the need to make such spergy angsty posts about a fun TV show?
>why do they need to FUCKING state this? why did they have to FUCKING do that?You're a total loser haha
>>212188100You are the lowest common denominator though.
You are far less intelligent than the people you're attempting to project your insecurities onto.
>>212188098you seem very upset that everybody thinks the show is fucking dogshit, especially season 3.
>>212188135>I assumed they did that just for children.That's apart of it in regards to shonen, but ultimately it's because Asians are such autistic perfectionists that they NEED to make certain EVERYONE understands EVERYTHING at ALL times. The concept of a theoretical audience member being lost for a single second agonizes the Asian writer so much he'll double the length of his script just to reiterate every single plot-point. It's just one of those quirks you have to ignore if you want to try and enjoy Asian media
There's no way this guy isn't a shill, holy shit.
>>212188125I never suggested anyone "turn off their brain", my illiterate, unintelligent friend.
I am simply laughing at stupid people like you aggressively scrutinizing a show like Squid Game. An idiot like yourself wouldn't even write something 1/10th as entertaining. You'll always just be some boring loser on 4chan desperately trying to impress other anonymous posters with your laughable attempt at critique. Total loser :)
>>212188135>>212188199i cant watch evangelion because of this.
if i had a drink every time somebody in it says "A-T FIELD" (the ahh--teehhh fielduuuuu) i would die from alcohol poisoning after 15 minutes.
asians cant write for SHIT.
>>212188194What gives you the impression I'm upset? Because I am correctly labeling you stupid?
I love watching insecure little cretins like you get backed into a corner. Always determined to come across as some kind of intelligent critic, but always falling flat as a result of low IQ :)
after suffering the first season I have little desire to watch the second one, it's trash tv that some people might enjoy watching for a laugh but that's it
>>212188247>well if you're so smart, why don't you write your own TV show then?!! huh??!What fucking year are you from?
>โThis is a bigger twist than the resurrection of Jesusโ - British VIP, after a baby has just been entered into his game show
>>212188292>YOU DIMWITTED LOW IQ CRETINS YOU ARE SOOOOO STUPID! IDIOTS! CRETINS! STUPID! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IM UPSET?!?!? HUH?!! WHAAAAAT MAKES YOU THIIIIIINK IM UPSEEEEEET?!?!?!
>>212188259>>212188199Oh my, you people are even bigger idiots than I previously thought.
Total braindead observations here. Even drawing from Japanese cartoons like the hopeless little cretins you are xD
>>212187221thanos is the best character by fucking far
the VIPs also mentioned capeshit in a very clunky manner, why do koreans think westerners are so obsessed with superheroes?
Kinda funny seeing the discussion here considering normies hate s3.
The last episode is unironically the lowest rated episode of the entire show as of now (on imdb)
>>212188343>braindead cretins idiots cretins hopeless stupid little bastard bloody!you seem *VERY* upset, sweetie.
>>212188034By voting to kill the pregnant woman, he's already decided it's ok to kill the baby to win. By then going "by the way, the baby is still alive and also competing lol", it's just wasted time as the guy has already passed the point of morality killing both her and the child, and so is obviously just going to vote for the same choice again unopposed. Zero tension. This is just lazy edgy writing to add another couple of minutes to the runtime.
>>212188356>why do koreans think westerners are so obsessed with superheroes?Because they are
I skipped every VIPs scene
>character dies in one of the games
>cut to some dubbed guy saying "Woah dude I can't believe THAT guy is fucking dead lol"
I missed this fucker like you wouldn't believe
>>212182585They should all be Chinese and talk trash like haha fat Americans haha Capitalism will save you haha that lady decided to "find herself" rather than learn math and now she is finding herself dead now and whatnot might be funny.
>>212184971I think American Squid Game might improve the show by adding shock collars so the people don't kill each other anymore, it adds tension I guess but I dunno it feels unearned when you get a prison riot and 30 people die, I want all the deaths to be within the game or outside the game but there should be a safe space to allow things like rapes and fights and rivalries too just no more riots imho.
>>212188323Where did I tell you to write your own show, my illiterate 60-IQ friend? If anything, you absolutely shouldn't write anything, because it would be boring and embarrassingly terrible. Wannabe critics like you are some of the mist boring, uncreative, self-indulgent losers on the planet. You are physically incapable of creating anything good, so you cope by trying to drag other creative works down on the internet like the cretinous little loser you are :)
>>212188066>Squid Game is a fun rideno, it's not. that's the problem, retard.
there's not nearly enough fun. it's trying way too hard to give a political message. it would've been 100x more effective if they switched it up. making it 75% fun and 25% moral messaging. you'd have people dressing up in the costumes right now. everyone would watch it.
>>212181880Why would they play the same type of game? I am pretty sure there are games American children played that would be far more recognizable to the public.
And also actual spinoff would have made more sense instead of the second season we got. Games set in Europe or America would have printed them money because the showrunners could have used whatever meme characters they wanted to - from clever leftoids to dumb and racists rightoids, feminists, yellow man bad and south Africa chud mad.
>>212187820>Watch CircleNah I ain't watchin ur gay ass AYYLMAO movie
>>212188434>cretinous little loser you are :)gee wiz bro, why are you so upset?
What was faggot number 456 plan for the final game? just stand in the corner hoping that everything works out?
>>212188206By all means cope all you like by screeching shill. At the end of the day, you are still unintelligent, and deep down even you realize that :)
>>212188392The twist wasn't him killing the baby, retard, that was just a tiny cool moment on top which took like 2 minutes of runtime. It was just funny seeing him despair after doing all that manipulative shit. What makes the movie kino is the slow twist of realizing he's not just an average nice guy but a manipulative fuck
>>212188399I applaud them choosing awful actors to give you another reason to hate these guys.
>>212188335Typical overreaction coping post from an agitated cretin. Clearly you don't react well to having your low intelligence correctly exposed.
>>212188505>low intelligence agitated cretingee wiz, sweetie, why so upset?
>>212188467probably just surviving with he baby, and with the help of his knife if needed be
the others retards can work out the solution between themselves for all he cares
>>212188474Never used the word twist, just said it's wasted time.
>>212188459>AYYLMAO movieit has nothing to do with aliens really, they're just a dumb mechanism to explain the situation at the end for 2 minutes.
it's just a tool for the creation of the social scenario that the movie is actually about.
>>212188585You haven't even seen the movie lmao
>>212188440No see here's the thing: idiots like you can't see the fun side because you're busy craving for validation and attempting to scrutinize every little thing you don't like.
Because you're a complete moron, you are naturally too stupid to develop any kind of self-awareness. You just join the chorus of fellow wannabe critic sheep like yourself aggressively scrutinizing a show that is hardly worthy if extensive analysis.
You're a total loser. No need to stay in denial :)
>if you look for a jackpot that will provide you for life, you will suffer and die, like kekhun and other players
>if you get a stable annual job and spend the rest of your time living in a car in random parking lots, then in a few years you'll be able to leave your job safely without any consequences for all the terrible things you've done, you will find new partner, and maybe even your dead child will be resurrected as a bonus
what did they mean by this?
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>>212188660When you think about it, that was the point of the bread and lottery game too
>>212188623>the fun side>ineffective cop getting nowhere, used by people around him for his money on a fools errand, his group gets infiltrated by traitorous assassinsthis isnt fun, anon. it's serious commentary on government corruption, burnout, isolation, paranoia, conspiracy.
they go against the "fun" narrative you're trying to portray. this is a major plot point of the story. and i heard theres not even a good payoff for him at the end of season 3, so they blueballed you too.
wheres the fun, anon?
>>212186491nah koreans hate him bc he smoked weed once which is illegal in south korea
>>212188719>this isnt fun>"IT ISNT FUN! STOP SAYING IT IS FUN! I AM THE CRITIC HERE, I AM THE ARBITER ON WHAT CONSTITUTES FUN! ANY ATTEMPT TO CHALLENGE THIS HURTS MY EGO AND BRINGS MY INTELLIGENCE INTO DISREPUTE!"You will always be a complete idiot. You will never possess a modicum of self-awareness :)
Best that stupid people like yourself avoid the whole wannabe critic path. You just don't have the brains.
>>212188900thank you bait poster for instigating my thoughts!
>>212188467>>212188541To be fair, that plan was working perfectly until he threw a tantrum about wanting to leave the choice to luck
>>212180529you dont get withdrawls but if what he did was MDMA thats basically the same level of dopamine you'd get from heroin. so your dopamine receptors are completely fried afterwards for awhile. you are depressed because all your happiness has been depleted. you think the drug is the only way to get it back, there wouldnt be physical withdrawal for MDMA like there is with heroin i don't think. but you would want more of it because it has the chemical your brain isnt producing for awhile after you first take it.
>>212188072Reminder that you are paying to watch current gen soap operas.
>>212189613>Reminder that you are payinglol
>>212189629Even if you pirate, you still spend time, basically paying with your time.
>>212187498he thought he could come up with something on the way down but he could not
>>212185687GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT THREAD
>>212178960>saves player 245>destroys island by calling coast guard>confronts brother which gives him the idea to to give him the money and baby instead of killing it and keeping the moneyHe was the most important character