It's time to settle this once and for all

The Lost World or Jurassic Park 3? which one sucked more?

lost world and its not even close
fuck off zoom zoom

>>212184222
?
Lost World is considered a timeless masterpiece
JP3 is derivative trash

>>212184184 (OP)
3
anyone who thinks otherwise is a delusional faggot who enjoys NTR

/tv/ is a spinoboard
lost world-cels can go cry in a corner

fpbp

Lost World is a terrible movie outside those 5 minutes with the T. rex. What are some lowlights ?
>Jeff goldblum is incapable of being a leading man but here he is. Also he has a token black daughter for some reason
>Vince vaughn offends me with his incredibly lame “acting,” if the movie isn’t an explicit comedy he will make it worse
>all the characters except for Australian Dino hunter frankly suck
I think they realized their fuck to and bright Sam back for Jurassic 3, which is a much more watchable movie imo

JP3.

>>212184244
Lost World isn't the first one

>>212184386
3 is just better all round
tea leoni > julianne moore
grant > malcolm
as you said 2s saving grace is postlethwaite and he's kind of wasted
also the sassy black daughter in 2 is just cringe beyond words

Even Spielberg thinks lost world was a piece of shit and he would know

>>212184639
the lost world is a piece of shit but its still better than jp3

>>212184184 (OP)
JP3fags will defend it to the death despite all this shit:
>Grant gets cucked
>Spino acts like a horror movie villain
>needed to kill a rex just to justify its existence as the big bad of the movie
>kid somehow survives for weeks in raptor/rex/spino territory
>the absurd ending with the whole fucking navy arriving on the island, courtesy of the guy who cucked Grant
It's like the whole movie hated everyone who loved the original Jurassic Park and both of its stars, Alan Grant and the T-Rex.
JP3fags most likely watched it first as children and thus don't have any respect for the two that came before it. The Spinosaurus is their favorite dinosaur and will claim that Grant and Ellie were never into each other.
tl;dr: Jurassic Park 3 is the worst movie of the three.

>>212184184 (OP)
The lost world was Spielberg's petty revenge for getting outbid on the rights for Godzilla and ruined all future JP films by making the end goal always being Dinosaurs in the real world instead of the kino setting of tropical dino amusement/safari park.

JP3 not only attempted to right this wrong but had the least annoying annoying kid in the Park trilogy. The phone plot device is the absolute bees knees too.

>>212185675
then why are you crying?

>>212184244
You're a confirmed tard. JP3 had some stupid moments, but it was fun. I'm sorry you hate fun.

The Lost World was too self indulgent

>>212184184 (OP)

>>212187242
lol