it's never been tried before, how do you do it? is it impossible?
https://youtu.be/0ZJqRQofg_I?si=Xiw39EtnaqmNeBE4

>>212186816 (OP)
Make it as a metaphor with animated mecha

>>212186816 (OP)
It'd just come off as one big fever dream.

>>212186816 (OP)
>Call Mel and offer him 70 mil to make it
>Pocket 30

Is Hollywood, which produces propaganda for the world's most powerful empire, really going to fund a hundred-million-dollar movie that warns you not to assimilate into imperial culture?

Revelation is too antisemitic, it can't be done

>>212187057
Then the special effects should be spectacular.

You know this is just describing the fall of Jerusalem in 70 AD, not some future event, right?

>>212188102
wrong rabbi

>>212188131
I'm a Presbyterian, lol

>>212188102
pretty much, yeah. the seven-headed beast was the roman empire and its seven emperors

>>212188198
ur objectively wrong or lack reading comprehension so who cares

>>212188283
So you're saying you don't support Historicism as a valid theological view of Revelation, or are you just a screeching idiot who has no idea what he's talking about?

>>212186816 (OP)
Literally the only good part of the bible

>>212186816 (OP)
Make it an an animated, hand-drawn movie Hire charismatic but unknown people. $30 million for production, $70 million for marketing. Job done.

>>212188381
By the way I'm an amil, partial preterist when it comes to eschatology.

>>212188381
>vividly describes the destruction of the entire galaxy
>dude John was just writing about the fall of the roman empire
midwit alert

>>212188588
>entire galaxy
>literally just a snowgloble in jewish myth
>galaxy

>>212186816 (OP)
Do with intricate puppetry like Dark Crystal

>>212186816 (OP)
I’d spend a million or two on a bad cartoon version and the rest setting up a compound on Patmos to grow funky mushrooms. Fight me

>>212188799
midwit

>>212189571
>Patmos in 90AD
>mushrooms
highly unlikely as it was a prison isle rules by the Romans. Also John was in his 90s and being exiled to Patmos had absolutely nothing to gain politically, physically, or religiously.

Why did John write it?

>>212189890
>be cranky, uppity jew
>exiled to some shithole island by mean Romans
>why did he write an allegory about mean Romans vs righteous Jews?
A real head-scratcher that one

>>212189941
>righteous jews
>shits on jews throughout the entire book and permanently denounces talmudic judaism as the synagogue of satan
????
you've never actually read Revelation have you

>>212188588
It's a pretty commonly held eschatology, lol. It's mostly Southern Baptists, American megachurch evangelicals and other Israel worshipping Zionist nuts who adhere to the doomsday stuff. I don't think your knowledge of theology is up to snuff, pal.

>>212188588
And the fall of the temple in Jerusalem not the Roman empire you absolute moron lol please actually read the Bible before you start having opinions about it

>>212191794
>using the word "eschatology" unironically while dismissing protestant theology and completely ignoring the fact that Revelation describes the destruction of the entire earth and galaxy

>>212193015
>protestant theology
lol, just be quiet

>>212193085
>lol, just be quiet
r*ddit

>>212193164
I'm a member of the most conservative presbyterian church in the country, nothing about covenant theology is "reddit", you dolt.

>>212188102
You know all of these deboonk takes are trash, right? Like, every one that atheists come up with to attack scripture is easily answered by Christians who have actually studied scripture and history.

>>212193453
You might have something close to resembling a point if this wasn't a historical Christian eschatological view. But I guess good job on keeping your guard up vs atheists?

>>212193598
>historical Christian eschatological view
sorry reddit rabbi but ur raped and no one is falling for your tricks any more

>>212188102
When I first read Revelation I thought it was about the future. When I read it a second time it did come off as something that happened in the past.

>>212193845
You're retarded and unknowledgeable about Christianity and the Bible, but you're paranoid as hell about kikes, so I guess your heart is in the right place. Carry on.