Is it truly unfilmable?

>>212189227 (OP)
Unless you want a fatwa issued against you by crazy sandniggers, probably.

>>212189263
You could imply the presence of Muhammad in his scenes without actually having an actor playing him or Muhammad having any lines, it'd just make the script a lot harder to write.

>>212189227 (OP)
good luck adapting a book without ever showing the protagonist. Actually now that I think about it this could make for some kino

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>>212189351
Regardless of what you do some fundamentalist is bound to blow his turban when he sees it. I wouldn't risk it. Salman Rushdie got his eye gouged out 2 years back for something he wrote in the 1980s.

The Quran is a sloppily written mess. None of the stories are in any real order or coherent narratives. Just usually references and cliffnote versions of Bible stories and "oh but allah knows best" and shit. You'd need to make it historical and how it came to be. And ya could do it. But good luck not getting Muslims assmad and trying to kill you.

>>212189227 (OP)
it would be boring af. Dumb muzzies wouldn't want it because muh blasphemy. Moderate muzzies wouldn't want it because that would show how stupid the story is and how vicious it's prescriptions are. Only head honcho muzzies would like it so they could rile up their dumb followers against it.

>>212189351
I mean they made a movie called the message and it worked decently, can't remember if it was a POV or if they talked to him off screen but he was never shown and it still worked out
Would like one made by the West tho with all the production etc, make some buddhist and zoroastrian kino too, make a north african theatre WW2 movie, there's a lot they could do

>>212189485
>the message
>director Moustapha Akkad was killed along with his daughter Rima Al Akkad Monla in the 2005 Amman bombings

>>212189449
Islam is such a pain in the ass, easily the worst religion

>>212189601
damn it took em almost 30 years to kill him

>>212189601
>at a Palestinian wedding
Sad.
>>212189485
Great movie btw

>>212189601
This nigga financed john carpenters halloween??

>>212189601
>They were both in the lobby at the Grand Hyatt Amman on November 9 when a bomb exploded; his daughter died instantly, and Akkad died of his injuries two days later in a hospital.

>>212189227 (OP)
Remember how this zero budget youtube short film caused muzzies to chimp out worldwide resulting in over 50 deaths? The only way a Quran movie will be made is through an AI.

>>212189485
The only way to accurately depict the North African Theatre in WW2 is through the medium of board game

>>212189601
He wasn't even targeted by the terrorists, the hotel he was in was just a popular destination for western tourists and diplomats.

The issue is that Muhammad tale is just a desert bandit tricking more desert bandits into worshipping him as they kill more and more people, and eventually fund a cult of personality around an illiterate bandit(he couldn't read nor write). Oh and he dies poisoned by a jewish waitress, so there's no super climatic death and rebirth like Christ, he died crapping himself in stomach pains and that's it.

>>212190788
what a happy coincidence

>>212189227 (OP)
You can't even show the main character's face lol of course its unfilmable

>>212189351
So like Death in Final Destination

>>212191075
I mean you could, you'd just be setting yourself and whatever actor played Muhammad up to be killed for it though

>>212191119
Isn't the black guy the personification of death

>>212191218
>you'd just be setting yourself and whatever actor played Muhammad up to be killed for it though
Why?

>>212190998
Didn't he unite the barbaric desert tribes under a common ideology and banner? That trope is hollywood's bread and butter, could be like a mix of Lawrence of Arabia and Dune (these are the only two movies desert movies I've seen)

>>212191805
They take the no graven images thing seriously. Especially of Mohammad.

>>212191218
>>212191075
Hardcore Henry but Islamic

>>212189227 (OP)
It would be too based. Too manly. Millenials and Zoomers would suicide collectivelly.

It’s not even slightly a coherent narrative it’s just a bunch of bullshit to address whatever need Mohammad had at hand
>oh I want more than 4 wives. Guess what guys the angel came down and said Mohammad gets unlimited wives, who am I to argue?

>>212189263
wtf is fatwa fuck those sand niggers.

>>212192099
A bounty on your head I think
>>212191974
What if he wore a mask?

>>212190998
I don’t buy that he was illiterate, I think this is something Muslims play up because it makes the whole thing more “miraculous.”

>>212192154
These sand people still believe in these fairy tails that hard? Even the youth?

>>212189227 (OP)
How can you make a movie about the prophet when Mulslims will burn down every cinema that shows it because they have the intellect of children? They will never have epics like Ben Hur or Ten Commandments because of this attitude.

Islam is the nigger of religion. It would be kino
>loser who married his rich aunt for gibs goes to a cave and is contacted by a demon who LARPs as an angel
>wife says to just go with it
>start preaching in the street about muh kindness muh acceptance muh religion of peace
>get money
>immediately start chimping out and raiding trade caravans
>preaching is now "um if you disagree with me sweaty, your life is #Canceled"
>start pillaging and raping with the loot money you have
>start taking shit over
>literally just make shit out about what God said so you can get your dick wet. Adopted son's hot wife? Um, Allah told me that pussy is mine son. The pre pubescent child of my best friend? Put the dolls down and start scraping the cum off my robes, baby doll
>start schizoing out as you age, saying that Allah told the soldiers not to fuck your wives when you die
>die, maybe from poison by an angry jewess
>best friend and child bride break up the religion
>best friend and successors chimp out across Christian north Africa and turn it from a place of deep learning and culture to the shithole we know today

>>212192354
They already tried, it’s called the Message and it focuses on everyone else

>>212189351
You would have to write it from like an advisors standpoint, or possibly one of Muhammad's sons or brothers. That way Mohammad could talk, unseen, and move the plot through the main character.

>>212192269
Yes we do anon? Doesn't everyone need some "security" for an afterlife? I need to believe my grandparents and relatives who loved me have gone to a better place.
>Even the youth?
Some do some don't, like any other religion