Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:54:10 PM No.212191017
I watched it an hour ago, this movie sucks.
It's absolute garbage.
It's mostly just human drama, and none of it makes any damn sense! And the dinosaurs? They're barely in the movie. I think this film has the least dinosaur screen time of all the Jurassic movies. Also, the teenage leads — the girl and her potential boyfriend — never speak to each other once in the entire film, yet somehow we're supposed to believe they're a couple? That makes no sense at all.
What the hell is this crap? How did Koepp write this?
I hope it flops. I’ve never cared much about a movie wasting my time, since I don’t do much anyway, but this is the first one that truly felt like a waste.
So, Jurassic World: Rebirth? My take: 3/10.
And my Box Office prediction? It will be lucky, I mean LUCKY to crack $600 million! The trailers are such a betrayal, Transformers: The Last Knight all over again...
It's absolute garbage.
It's mostly just human drama, and none of it makes any damn sense! And the dinosaurs? They're barely in the movie. I think this film has the least dinosaur screen time of all the Jurassic movies. Also, the teenage leads — the girl and her potential boyfriend — never speak to each other once in the entire film, yet somehow we're supposed to believe they're a couple? That makes no sense at all.
What the hell is this crap? How did Koepp write this?
I hope it flops. I’ve never cared much about a movie wasting my time, since I don’t do much anyway, but this is the first one that truly felt like a waste.
So, Jurassic World: Rebirth? My take: 3/10.
And my Box Office prediction? It will be lucky, I mean LUCKY to crack $600 million! The trailers are such a betrayal, Transformers: The Last Knight all over again...
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