>willy wonka characters are the 7 deadly sins
>ed ed and eddy is in purgatory
>spongebob characters are the 7 deadly sins
>pokemon is a coma
>rugrats is just schizophrenic angelica's imagination and all the babies are actually dead
>the jetsons and the flintstones take place at the same time
I hate to praise a nigger who married a jewish lesbian, but Ian Jones-Quartey explicitly refuted OP's pic and shit over all similar fan theories.
>>212191772 (OP)You think that is deep? You ain't seen nothing
>initiatic spongebob>"the pigs began to speak">medieval anime>chakra eaters>Hey Arnold and the eternal return>disney's omega point>CatDog prelapsarian debate tapes>cat space>Clifford the Big Red Dog vacuum catastrophe>incursion symptoms>hentai archons>psionic constructs>Looney Tunes grimoire >plato's death poem>anti-kalki scenario>the simpsons arcade game incident>reddit teleoplexy>Dragon Ball Z "Black Hole Saga">4D house plants>antimatter chapels>the Parlor>the gnomes
>>212191772 (OP)Adventure Time being a coma is stupid cause Adventure Time literally already had the "dark twist" of it being canonically Earth after a Nuclear War and all the magic is just being mutations from the radiation.
>>212192192mayne all that is also part of the dream
>>212192217It's just redundant cause "this magical world is actually nuclear mutant Holocaust" is much darker than "coma dream".
>>212192335I agree. I just donโt get the point in making it darker than it already is. Though to be fair, I do recall the theory being a thing before the nuke one was confirmed canon.
>>212191772 (OP)>the jetsons and the flintstones take place at the same timethere was actually a crossover episode, but they had to use a time machine to meet
Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died
G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died
Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
Judy jumped in front of a subway train
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died
Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
But Herbie sure gave Tony some sufficient proof
"Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
But Tony couldn't fly, Tony died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died
Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
But it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
By the very same bikers
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died
>Jar Jar Binks is secretly a sith lord
>Sneed is secretly a city slicker
>>212191772 (OP)Did you know every cartoon ever is secretly a hallucination of a kid whose brain is being deprived of oxygen?
>>212192820no meme arrow therefore you say that and look like that
>>212193146Report: actually refers to two different incidents, one initiated from bluespace and one from the infrared. at the end of the simpsons arcade game, the family is seen walking back home under a starry sky and Springfield in the distance. what happened in these incidents is that the Simpsons family keeps on walking, past Springfield, past the boundaries of the game, and into a strange subspace where they either ascend into the Platonic firmament, or descend into the archontic anti-heavens. of course, all these realms are depicted in pixelated form. they do not react to anything. the music stops. the sky either opens up or they are swallowed by a fractal throat in the earth. the bluespace incident is beautiful and epiphanic. the infrared is nightmarish.