How would /tv/ react to this situation? - /tv/ (#212193934) [Archived: 794 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:02 PM No.212193934
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:17:26 PM No.212193990
>>212193934 (OP)
finish and then cuddle
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:01 PM No.212194010
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>>212193934 (OP)
Generally in that situation I just crank one out on her back and go to sleep while she gets pissy and goes to clean it up and says she's never gonna let me do that again and we're this fucking close to divorce. But she's been saying that for years she isn't gonna do anything.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:03 PM No.212194011
>>212193934 (OP)
Fuck her until I finish. That's nice of her to keep going when she's not in the mood. Ask her about it afterwards.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:10 PM No.212194015
>>212193934 (OP)
Is it in her butt? A lot of women don't like anal and it turns into a slow but brutal strugglefuck.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:58 PM No.212194046
>>212193934 (OP)
>What are you people doing on my bed?! How did you get in here?!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:21:22 PM No.212194142
Sodomites deserve slow painful death.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:21:59 PM No.212194175
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>pull out
>get dressed
>leave
>never have sex with her again
>divorce her if she is my wife
>break up if she is my gf
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:57 PM No.212194218
>>212193934 (OP)
What's the difference between having sex and "just finishing"? Any sex havers around that can explain this?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:23:08 PM No.212194224
>>212194175
sounds pragmatic
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:23:11 PM No.212194228
>>212193934 (OP)
What is her problem? Why do men and women stay with a person they don't want to be with?

>>212194175
This is the correct response.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:23:52 PM No.212194257
>>212193934 (OP)
I would keep going. Fuck blueballing myself because the hole has a mouth. I will cum inside her then she can fuck off.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:24:04 PM No.212194269
>>212194218
do you genuinely not understand what finish means?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:17 PM No.212194313
>>212194269
be aware 1 in 4 posts statistically on the internet is by a pajeet virgin
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:17 PM No.212194314
>>212193934 (OP)
finish inside of her with the condom i've poked holes in so she gets pregnant with my baby and i get to ride her billionaire family's coattails for the rest of my life
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:46 PM No.212194333
>Good? If you were good I would have finished before now. Why you acting like the issues is with me that you cannot make me cum?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:26:17 PM No.212194353
>>212193934 (OP)
nut on her back, slap that cape on
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:26:55 PM No.212194374
>>212194218
I have never had sex but I image that sex, like masturbation, involves a lot of edging where you change your pace or stop pumping so you don't coom.

Alternatively I think women just don't understand how orgasms work and are taught dumb stuff in health class by retarded women like "most girls don't have orgasms" or "men can ejaculate on command".
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:27:41 PM No.212194406
>>212194333
>needs stimulation to cum
git gud
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:28:00 PM No.212194416
>>212194269
aren't you trying to finish whenever you're having sex?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:29:47 PM No.212194495
>>212193934 (OP)
Rest my weight on her to crush her, grab her face and kiss her as sloppy as I can
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:29:59 PM No.212194504
>>212194416
no, sex is fun so you usually don't want it to be over too quickly unless you're in a rush
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:30:53 PM No.212194537
>>212193934 (OP)
I would do whatever Kate Mara told me to do
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:37:58 PM No.212194785
>>212194416
No, sex is a poorly designed game.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:38:15 PM No.212194798
>>212194314
Lol based
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:39:45 PM No.212194848
>>212194537
and that's what no one did
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:40:51 PM No.212194891
>>212194504
sounds retarded
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:42:39 PM No.212194945
>>212194891
jfc your life must be shit
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:46:32 PM No.212195113
>>212193934 (OP)
I'd nut all over her hair. That will teach her.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:47:52 PM No.212195175
>>212194314
based
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:47:55 PM No.212195179
since this is about as uncourteous as you can get: i let loose the post-fuck fart right then and there.

if she's going to disrespect my feelings imma disrespect her walls`
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:48:54 PM No.212195220
>>212195113
up the nose is my personal move
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:50:25 PM No.212195283
>>212193934 (OP)
They always cum at least once when I fuck them.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:50:35 PM No.212195288
>>212193934 (OP)
why did you turn the original webm into dogshit?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:55:06 PM No.212195454
>>212193934 (OP)
is her foot game good or no
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:58:31 PM No.212195576
>>212195454
Absolutely
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:59:26 PM No.212195612
>>212195454
those monkey toes will pull your soul out of your body
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:04:37 PM No.212195808
>>212193934 (OP)
This girl seems like a dream for a premature ejaculator like myself. We were made for eachother. How do I marry her?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:05:19 PM No.212195842
>>212195808
Be Jamie Bell or Ellen Page
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:14:07 PM No.212196156
>>212194537
Same monkebro
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:23:25 PM No.212196489
>>212193934 (OP)
To get to that point she would have had to feign being into it and then noped out halfway through. I would have hoped I'd seen her feigning it and not even started. Its a huge turn off when she's not into it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:25:07 PM No.212196549
>>212193934 (OP)
Probably just finish.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:34:50 PM No.212196836
>>212193934 (OP)
Early House of Cards was so kino
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:36:30 PM No.212196879
>>212193934 (OP)
Stick a finger in her ass then in her mouth, then turn her around and start piston fucking her throat while yelling IF YOU BITE I KILL YOU BITCH loud enough for the International Space Station to hear me. She has to know I finish whenever the fuck I want. After I'm done using her holes a few hours later and smashing her head with my conceal carry, I shove her on the back of my Chevy and take her back to the ranch, let the boys have some fun with what's left of her
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:54:16 PM No.212197477
>>212193934 (OP)
What is this from?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:13:29 PM No.212198226
>>212193934 (OP)
>"I paid for an hour, bitch..."
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:13:54 PM No.212198254
>>212197477
House of Cards
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:15:33 PM No.212198314
>>212193934 (OP)
biologically speaking there is 0 benefit to delayed ejaculation. therefore, premature ejaculation is a myth
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:19:32 PM No.212198485
>>212193934 (OP)
32 and never scored
I think I can live without it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:06:55 AM No.212200266
>>212198254
Thanks
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:09:58 AM No.212200392
>>212194218
She wants him to orgasm as quickly as possible so they can end the sex act. This happens sometimes when youre with a worthless bitch who cant keep her pussy wet and it starts to hurt her
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:28:06 AM No.212201017
>>212193934 (OP)
We need some more Kate Mara webms
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:44:54 AM No.212201663
>>212193934 (OP)
I love Kate Mara
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:50:03 AM No.212201846
>>212193934 (OP)
>How would /tv/ react to this situation?
bust
leave
start looking for new girl but keep fucking Kate as long as she'd let me
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:15:47 AM No.212202741
>>212193934 (OP)
Shove your dick at her face and finish then.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:18:33 AM No.212202863
>>212201663
Same monkebro
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:29:23 AM No.212203280
>>212193934 (OP)
Finish? I'm so full up I use it lube and keep going. Multiple orgasms for her!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:32:52 AM No.212203422
>>212196879
I'm sure Dirty Mike and the boys would be happy
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:40:51 AM No.212203716
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>mfw
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:43:53 AM No.212203833
>>212193934 (OP)
stop and lose my boner immediately
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:46:50 AM No.212203924
>>212195220
For me it's aiming it at her cat
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:55:19 AM No.212204231
>>212203716
based monke poster
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:58:22 AM No.212204345
>>212193934 (OP)
Dump her because imagine fucking Kevin Spacey's sloppy seconds
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:00:09 AM No.212204408
>>212194015
>>212194228
She hates sex because she whored herself out to Frank Underwood to get info. It's from House of Cards. She gets unceremoniously thrown in front of a subway shortly after, stupid bitch
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:02:07 AM No.212204484
>>212194175
This.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:13:27 AM No.212204869
>>212193934 (OP)
Yum