New horror kino https://youtu.be/QKHySfXqN0I

Apparently this guy is gonna be directing the next Resident Evil flick. I thought Barbarian was great, he did that too.

It's unironically the Pied Piper.

>>212199266 (OP)
Is that Paul bearer ?

>>212199325
>Pied Piper
No it's not. It's just some ugly witch that takes them to make herself younger. No correlation between that and Pied Piper which would've made for an excellent horror film but alas Zach Gregger is a fucking Jew loser

>>212199522
>this movie (that already exists) would have been better actually instead of something original !!!
>also...anti-semitism
The absolute state

>>212199266 (OP)
liminal bidenesque joint

>>212199640
Not him but I also thought the movie would be a kino modern take on the Pied Piper legend, too bad it's just another shitty slowburn witch shit. Also
>Crying about anti-semitism
Post nose

>>212199776

>>212199266 (OP)
The premise of a group of children leaving their houses and disappearing is a great premise. Rating the payoff
>ludo
Never explained. Aliems
>kino
MK Ultra
The Wild Hunt
>Slop
Pied Piper
Witch

>>212199266 (OP)
Ehh

>>212200036
The alien angle would be for subhumans. Piped Piper would've been the best kino choice.

>>212199640
Did I stutter, you nigger-loving kike faggot?

>>212199266 (OP)

>>212199522
Ok, but what causes the adults/parents to transform into hideous photoshop monsters as seen in the trailers?

>>212199266 (OP)
This year's Longlegs. Horror is always a letdown.

>>212199266 (OP)
ok but why is it called weapons

>>212200569
Never explained angle is the best because of america's conspiracy obsession. Everything else like witches and stupid nursery rhymes is garbage

>>212200830
Bring Her Back was good

>>212200605
shouldn't have said that !

>>212200776
never explained. no, really. literally nothing was explained other than a witch is behind it and a giant floating ak-47 out of nowwhere.

>>212202264
Was it scary? I heard it was mostly just sad and depressing

>>212199472
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

>>212199640
>also...anti-semitism
First time being here?

looks ok, will pirate

>>212201369
i prefer when movies does not overexplain things too. But there is absolutely nothing, especially on a mystery movie when the point is to solve the mystery, so what is the point?
theres a difference between "something is behind it and we just dont know, going any further is bad news" like blair witch and weapons' "we just dont know and im not going to bother with the answer or theories, thanks for wasting 2 hours of your time to get blueballed. now, fuck off".

>>212203985
its very depressing and sad. Not scary at all. A rare horror movie that sticks to its guns and never lets up.

>>212199325
Early life check

>could had gotten a pied piper movie
>get a floating ar15 instead
zach is fucking retarded at making movies

>>212204348
>floating ar15s arent kino

>>212204473
i wouldnt be surprised if that scene becomes a retarded meme.
>well that happened

Is it literally just a witch? Is that really it? That feels really trite.

>>212204348
"yacht-sized" cracks me up for some reason

>>212203931
>a giant floating ak-47 out of nowwhere
People meme'd that here, but I read the script and it is literally just part of a character's bizarre dream sequence. I do admit it is out of place in the greater context of the story though.

>>212199266 (OP)
I'm on the fence, part of it looks cool and creepy it also looks painfully retarded at times

>>212204348
I explained here (>>212206115) that page is part of Archer's dream/nightmare before he wakes up.

>>212199266 (OP)
he went from working at a landmine factory to being a hot shot director

>So the real weapons were the Second Amendment we made along the way
Seriously?

>>212199266 (OP)
Neat.