Obi Wan, at last, the circle is now complete.
When you beat me for the fourth time in a row last week, I was but a learner, now I, am the master.
Only a master of RAPE, Darth.
How many more times does vader need to get his ass beat?
>>212200246 (OP)They should fund this guy and remaster season 1 instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrFS760Vkk8
will they cheap out again, they dont have covid to blame anymore
at this point they're necrophiles fucking the rotting corpse of sw
>>212200246 (OP)Have Vader in his Tie Advance and show off what a good pilot he is. Do NOT have them have a lightsaber duel.
too bad they already blew their darth maul load with the cartoon
>>212200246 (OP)It's a nostalgia show. Explain to me what nonexistent lore they are trying to pretend is "canon" in this show so they can use it future projects?
We all know that's the only reason a show with a white lead exists
>>212200780Darth Maul isn't dead yet. Why not have a three why fight between them? Just keep pouring the slop.
Will we get more cartoon chases where the bad guys trip on tiny branches? Those were my favorite parts of the last season.
>>212200246 (OP)look, i love ewan mcgregor and his passion for the role, but the show was incredibly bad
And another 50 Jedi who escaped Order 66 to Gryffindor!
>>212200246 (OP)>>212200817Apparently the writer of this shit argued for Vader rematches by pointing out "How would Obi-Wan have even known about Anakin getting all those cybernetics if Mustafar was the last time he saw him?" and Vader's "Obi-Wan once thought as you did" line to Luke in Return of the Jedi implying to him that Obi-Wan would have had to have tried talking to him again after that Mustafar encounter.
Ventress better be in this. And there better be a graphic sex scene with Obi-Wan and her.
>>212200780>CartoonMaul died in Phantom Menace.
>>212200246 (OP)You just know it's going to be Darth maul with spider legs and helicopter sith guys.
>>212202223And with a sassy female "co-star" who upstages and humiliates the male lead.
>>212201149>"How would Obi-Wan have even known about Anakin getting all those cybernetics if Mustafar was the last time he saw him?"Because Obi-Wan personally cut Anakin's limbs off and when he saw him again in ANH he still had limbs. Is this really the intelligence required to be a television writer?
>>212201149Well that makes sense, and it only seems bad because George's vision for Star Wars was always covered in contradictions. He was making it up as he went along, which is how we got midichlorians, and there's also the prequel contradictions, the worst of which is Leia remembering her mother, but then Padme actually dies before she's born.
>>212201174who's the actress? debicki?
>>212201149>"Obi-Wan once thought as you did"he tried in Mustafar, before Anakin went ballistic and attacked him
>>212203221No. I tried to edit Debicki before to look like Asajj and didn't do well. I'll have to try again
heres your season 2 cast, enjoy
>>212200246 (OP)Isn’t it in the canon that Ben let Vader kill him in New Hope anyways?
>>212203771could you try this?
ventress wears a similar dress in dark disicple
So are they going to rip off Jedi Survivor this time instead of Fallen Order (along with 1 or 2 comcis) or are they going to do something original?
>>212200246 (OP)I am once again vindicated in my belief that Nu Wars started with TCW.
Everything that Disney Wars has been doing wrong took root there in a way that Star Wars hasn't recovered from since.
>My powers have doubled since we last met the other week, Count.
>obi-wan goes to mos eisley for supplies
>while there, he thinks he sees asajj ventress in the crowd, this startles him
>later on, he sees her again, this time she's staring directly at him before disappearing when something obstructs line of sight between obi-wan and her, that usual trope
>obi-wan starts to think he's going insane or trauma is flaring up again because he's seeing someone who's dead
>goes to cantina for a drink to ease his nerves
>gets tapped on his shoulder, he turns around
>obi-wan reacts in shock, it's ventress right there in front of him
>"what's the matter kenobi? you look like you've seen a ghost"
>roll intro credits
>>212203913>are they gonna rip off Disney slop to make more Disney slop?Stop shilling this dogshit game, it's boring as fuck and ruins the lore. I tried it and deleted it half-way through the second world to play KOTOR again. It's all a bunch of Tomb Raider parkour puzzles wearing a Star Wars skin.
Just because it's better than the Outlaws tranny game doesn't make it good.
>>212203832no Obi Wan decided to stop defending himself because he had a brain fart
>>212204602Cope and seethe Magg tranny
>>212204602Agreed. Literally the only people I see refer to the "Jedi" games in any positive way are coomers that only talk about the ugly witch bitch.
Reminds me of how people only talk about The Clone Wars for Ahsoka and her orange buttcheeks.
The absolute state of zoomer SW fans.
>>212200289Darth Vader would never condone rape wtf
>>212203856Might be too tall to be Ventress to be honest. Wiki says she's only supposed to be like 5'10 and Debicki is 6'3
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Pathetic samefag.
>>212200246 (OP)why the fuck can't we get a Vader series that's just him going around the galaxy looking cool and fucking shit up. Bring Hayden back and just have him go wild. Have him get sent to the middle of fucking nowhere where his mission is to fuck up some even worse guys. Is it just because he's "a bad guy?" Can't we have movies/shows of bad guys doing bad things?
>>212205343Too scared to reply and get proven wrong?
>>212202308They bring kid Leia back again, cept this time she'll be a sassy teenager
>>212200246 (OP)It's too late shills, I will literally never care about any Star Wars product you have to offer ever again after Andor. It was the only truly good piece of Star Wars made since the OT, and it only accomplished this by deliberately ignoring everything you've done to ruin Star Wars thus far (and will continue to do with shitty premises like an Obi Wan spinoff) and doing THE OPPOSITE.
And you can't replicate it either- it's a nice little drama that slots in perfectly with the OT as a nice little setup for the Rebels vs the Empire with some characters we barely know about that allows for some actual fucking stakes (WITHOUT all the fucking memberries that made Rogue One a shitshow lowkey.)
>>212200246 (OP)noone's waiting on Reva season 2
>>212205640She really was a terrible fucking actress.
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>>212205082height doesnt matter too much, ventress is supposed to be lanky and debicki has pretty much all the right features (same general face shape, same eye colour, same hair colour), so all you need is the makeup for skin and tattoos, no contacts or anything
>>212204293The prequels contradicted established lore before the animated show. Like how Empire states that Yoda was the one who taught Obi-Wan.
>>212205703The prequels showed Yoda taught everyone from a young age so that's not quite the same thing.
Obi-Wan also has a direct line of masters to Yoda, too.
>>212204602Fuck i kept playing and remembering how much better were the Jedi Outcast games.
And of course, they had to introduce all the garbage from the nu-disneywars as salt in the wound.
Every media they release makes me nostalgic for the EU.
>>212200246 (OP)I guess they'll dredge up darth maul. And that black chick.
>>212201707Remember when he showed up in Solo?
Me neither.
I tried watching the fight between Obi Wan and Vader and it was hilarious bad, turned it off midway through. They need to stop the shaky cam garbage, and return to the way the prequels did CGI sabers. The real (light up) sabers they use in Kenobi cast terrible lights. Just because you CAN use realistic lighting doesn't mean you should. In the prequels they used metal rods with CGI light and it was infinitely better.
>>212206075prequel cgi shit is trash. only zoomers like that mindless drivel.
>>212206103A lot of it looked bad but the lightsabers still hold up today.
>>212206138that overly choreographed shit is for babies.
>>212206103>>212206203Nah, this shit rocks and you like penis in your mouth if you disagree.
>>212205359What you’re asking for is one of the biggest problems of the setting desu
The prequels set it the ‘world’ nicely in that the outer rim was a pretty shitty place to live and full of general lawlessness and disorder
There’s no reason they couldn’t do a show of the Empire actually bringing order to a system other than what you said: showing evil achieving good things in spite of its nature and ultimate goals is anathema to the liberal/marxist ideology
>>212201174>>212203221was thinking debicki would be good but shes too tall and not the right head shape but has the right skinny lithe body. Debicki would be better than whichever mutt they end up casting is she is in it
>>212206138It only looks bad on the TVs we have today. In theaters that shit looked fire
>>212206203So is your reading comprehension, you fucking mongoloid. My post was specifically how the lightsabers looked, I said nothing about the choreography.
>Day 1000 of the 3-Parsec Special Military Operation to de-Separate the Outer Rim
>Acclamator and Venator classes functionally extinct, Republic Navy is forced to pull increasing numbers of Mandalorian Wars-era Hammerhead and Interdictor-class cruisers from scrapyards on Raxus Prime to make up for losses
>Republic’s flagship, the Centurion-class battlecruiser Ravager, was destroyed after the CIS successfully distracted the crew with a sign reading “Force users here, free food” and launched a proton torpedo into its exposed core
>culture of institutionalized ass rape has permeated every level of the Grand Army of the Republic, buzz droids have been recorded dropping thermal detonators on clone troopers sucking each others’ dicks at least 66 times in the last week
>it’s been a year since General Anakin Skywalker was killed when his shuttle mysteriously exploded shortly after he led the convicted rapists of the 501st Legion in a failed coup against Palpatine, claiming that he was a Sith Lord, getting to the very gates of Coruscant and completely routing Palpatine’s vaunted clone shock troopers before Jabba the Hutt negotiated a truce
>Milblogger, Republican shill, and convicted pedophile Dave Filoni was detained by clone troopers on suspicion of being a Separatist spy and subsequently gang-raped to death
>AT-TEs are regularly destroyed by Hailfire droids despite being equipped with cope force fields
>so many Borg volunteers sent to help retake Naboo oblast have been killed that the Borg Queen has ordered the survivors pulled off the frontlines (having to fight off Wookie blocking detachments who try to rape them) and sent back to the Delta Quadrant
>despite all of this, Chancellor Palpatine is confident that a complete Republic victory is a mere two parsecs away and that everyone should "trust the Grand Plan" due to flow of supplies from the UNSC to the CIS being recently slowed following the election of Lord Hood on an isolationist platform
>>212206267i love sheev in this, too mcuh spinning, especially when they both do it at the same time, but it is still kino
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>cope cage
Holy shit imagine talking about this 5 years later when even the Israelis use it now.
>>212206267That looks insanely stupid. Only a drooling moron would enjoy that.
>>212206267I love how he keeps his shoulders hunched throughout. Like he's still a frail old man, he just happens to be able to channel the force down through his arms into his lightsaber to perform maneuvers with agility and precision beyond his natural capability.
>>212206468no other actress comes closer than debicki
I guess they could do angelina jolie (as ventress has kinda been said to be that "female action movie hero" type character) but she's getting on a bit now
maybe scarlett johannson?
biggest issue is the voice, ventress' voice is a large part of what makes the character, her VA has said she'd put in the effort to play her in live action, but isn't an actress
Are you really just going to keep spamming this unfunny shit?
>>212203221>>212205082>>212203771Try an asian actress, they’re usually skinny and Asajj’s head shape looks mongoloid-ish
>>212207072Here are your options for ventness
>>212206103>>212206203The the "kids" you're lookin for are 30+. Groom better.
>>212207004Am I really witnessing an Australian getting upset over shitposting?
Hello again, Obi-Wan. Did you miss me?
>>212200246 (OP)>>212201005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2vW6TeMdJQ
>>212200246 (OP)can't wait to see what female character is written to be better than Obi-Wan
>>212207072She’s a Dathomirian-Zabrak, retard
>>212200246 (OP)This time Vader will technically win without somehow once again killing Kenobi, meaning that Vader gets promoted to a master and Kenobi gets demoted to a noob so Vaders line in the New Hope will once again make sense.
>>212207125He's not shitposting, he's a mentally ill nafotranny.
>>212207221Luke's aunt Bertu or w/e he name was. She farmed water better than anyone on tattooine.
>>212207520Which one of your cousins did my shells kill this time Ivan?
>>212208090He's a major Tranny defender and anti-white
>>212200246 (OP)at this point what can even be done to salvage this dogshit franchise. its such a fucking drag to even bother seeing what they put out my last straw was that ashoka show cause I had no idea what was going on cause I never watched the gay cartoon.
>>212201174She'll be black. Guaranteed.
>>212201149>Vader's "Obi-Wan once thought as you did" line to Luke in Return of the JediThis isn't a new point or unique to the writer though. It's been an example of awkward continuity since RotS came out, and for good reason.
