What does /tv/ think about Jennifer Lawrence's Red Sparrow?

boner

Bondage has always been the most boring fucking fetish and i'm so bored of hasidic jews shoving it in everything as if it's so transgressive

>>212202990 (OP)
Why does she keep doing these pseudo porn scenes?
Why doesn't she just make an onlyfans? She clearly craves the attention of flaunting her pussy to everyone, she'd make money doing it, we've already scene it anyways, what's holding you back bitch?

>>212202990 (OP)
Can't remember a single second of the plot but she gets naked a bunch of times in this and she's still pretty hot here.

>>212202990 (OP)
Squirtle, use Water Gun!

>>212202990 (OP)
I was so horny and without internet once I tracked down a Target at 10:59pm to find this on Blu-Ray, drove home thinking about how it would change my life. It was BORING!!!! She's a beautiful woman and if The Fappening wasn't a psyop, I really respect her come and take it scene but the whole movie was boring! Boring boring boring!!! I hate modern directors and screenwriters! They're all gay and boring!!!

>>212203170
wanna know how I can tell you were born after 9/11?

>>212203170
She goes fully nude in her new movie Die My Love

>>212202990 (OP)
I don't watch movies with nudity in them

>>212203170
She started doing them after her nudes leaked. I assume it's some way to "take back the power". She literally did a movie scene where some guy was told to fuck her in front of a group of people and he couldn't get it up. Literally just making fun of chuds masturbating to her who she thinks in her mind wouldn't even be able to perform if they had the chance. She's probably right in any case.

>>212203430
I was in the eighth grade during 9/11, taking the ISTEP.

>>212203581
Fuck you're old

>>212203470
Nice

>>212203616
You're right, I crave the sweet release of death.
But i've still got a 9-5 to work tomorrow, so...

>>212203581
this is so sad if true. You said something so dumb and you haven't the ignorance to save you

>>212203567
That's fucking hilarious man. Women really do see guys being attracted to them as disrespect and take it personal

>>212202990 (OP)
Comfy kino and jlaw is stupid sexy in it

>>212202990 (OP)
A woman's vision of torture is having a shower that's not steaming hot

>>212204455
Lol

>>212202990 (OP)
I've seen her asshole and toys in it. I can't look at her the same after those photos were leaked.

>>212204455
and women still demand to serve in combat units.

>>212202990 (OP)
Gotta love JLaw

>>212202990 (OP)
nudes and memes aside, I watched Red Sparrow one night because I thoroughly enjoy spy movies but this one I can't remember for the life of me what the fuck the plot was about. Salt is a better "russian woman spy" flick

>>212203581
10th grade taking the istep, was really crazy watching the second plane hit live on classroom tv. time for a colon cancer screening if you're a bro

>>212202990 (OP)
I just don't get why this didn't win her an Oscar
She was LE ACTING afterall and naked

>>212205817
765.
Fuck getting old, I can't go to the doctor anymore without the nagging worry he's gonna want to stick a finger up my ass

>>212202990 (OP)
Does she get hit in the balls in this one?

My hotwife lives like this??

>>212206597
>clothes all over the ground
>absolute mess of a counter top
>dildo on top of shelf
She's just like normal humans like us.

>>212203170
She was big Harv's bottom bitch and a new mafia took over the entertainment industry. She has to pay her dues and retiring and riding off into the sunset is not an option.

>>212202990 (OP)
me on set during this scene

>>212206768
where is the dildo

>>212206768
which is the dildo? i can't find it.

>>212202990 (OP)
wouldn't be surprised if people doing these type of scenes get awakened and started to do kinky shit at home

>>212207230
With JLaw, I imagine it's the other way around

>>212207064
>>212207068
They didn't tell you?

>>212207068
He thinks its the hair iron

She will forever be in everyone's memories, everyone that lived through the Fappening knows she was the goat.

>>212207578
but we still don't know
WAS
IT
HER
BUTTHOLE??

>>212202990 (OP)
above average

>>212207630
I GOT A FEVER

>>212202990 (OP)
>can't even show her immaculate butthole in movies
Wasted talent.

She was honestly very attractive in most all of her movies and it is a crime that she was not my girlfriend.

>>212202990 (OP)
>>212203052
thats not even the right setup for a high stress position

>>212207630
Rip Harvey, he protected us from this current sad timeline we are in.

What did uncle putin mean by this?

>>212208714
I wish JLaw was my spy slutwife who had to use her body and sex to get at her targets

>>212207630
holy moly!

>>212202990 (OP)
I've always wanted to lick a girls asshole in this position