Why didnt they saved her?

minch let her down

>>212204985 (OP)
MacClunkey

>Why didnt they saved her?
GOOD MORNING SIR

And do what with her? She was a slave, had no money, no other family, no real skills. So what was the Jedi order supposed to do with her? Put her up in some apartment in Coruscant? Pay to get her educated?

>saved

why is george lucas addicted to naming every single character in his world Splunko Fagpingas? why doesnt he just hire a few people to construct a few simple fake languages that can come up with sensible names in relation to those languages as a baseline?

>>212205051
STOP CALLING ME THAT!

>>212205105
idk maybe just freeing her and helping her set up a simple business on tatooine like a farm at the very least. the jedi order is quite wealthy, i'd imagine.

>>212205105
>So what was the Jedi order supposed to do with her? Put her up in some apartment in Coruscant? Pay to get her educated?
Yeah maybe instead of building these massive temples with all that useless space, they could've built affordable housing for one of their most talented member's slave mom who was getting raped by sand people

>>212204985 (OP)
Who was the father?

>>212205470
kek

>>212205470
>Understand, you do not. A natural part of life, getting raped by sandniggers is. Of your attachments, you must let go.
>But Master Yoda, aren't we supposed to help those in need, like slaves being raped to death by sandniggers?
>The Intergalactic Rules-Based Neoliberal Order, we defend. Teach gay sex and masturbation to younglings, we do. Force democracy on all species, we do. Fortify elections, we do. Promote family, we do not. Die, your mother must. Terrorist, she is. Birth a white male, she did.

>>212206544
If they had just taken her when they recruited Aniken it would’ve probably saved him from turning to the dark side. Plus what the fuck was Watto going to do about it? Fight the entire Jedi order?

>>212206544
>A species of peace are the sand people.
>Long and rich is their culture. For many millenia have they thrived.
>Propagate by rape, they do.
>Will you deny their culture, young Skywalker?
>Support bigotry, the Jedi do not.
>To the Dark-side does privilege lead.

>>212206619
Yeah, it really is bullshit. What's more likely to make Anakin let go of his mother:
>separating them and the only time he ever sees her again is when she's dying in his arms after being raped to death by sandniggers
OR
>letting her grow old in peace and dignity, recieving regular visits from her son who has set her up in an apartment on Coruscant or Naboo or somewhere else
But I'm sure Ki Adi Mundi didn't grow attached to his harem while he was plowing them. Can bend the rules to let him fuck, but not to ease Anakin's mind. The Jedi really deserved 66. Also: Anakin did nothing wrong on Tattooine. The sandniggers deserved it; they're vile murderous subhuman scum who need to be exterminated.

>>212206810
>Ani, something wonderful has happened: the Jedi Council has agreed to resettle millions of Tuskens on Naboo! We'll have so many delivery drivers, and they'll bring their wonderful cuisine.
>No no no... Padme, think about what you're saying. They'll never assimilate. They rape and murder for fun. They abduct children and sacrifice them.
>I thought I knew you better, Ani. Their culture is wonderful and diverse. They'll be just as Nabooan as me or Jar Jar. Ani, you've been spending too much time with Palpatine. He tried to veto the bill, but I got enough compromat to ensure the veto would be overidden.
>Padme, they raped my mother to death! They're animals! They're worse than Geonosians!

>>212204985 (OP)
>Smee Skywalker
Was Anakin's father Maimen Skywalker? Bravo Lucas.

>>212205105
Hire her as a maid or just let her live on naboo, her son litteraly saved the planet by himself
Padme could use her money

>>212205105
Do you not remember that Anakin saved all of the Gungan people from slavery and death? Jar Jar was a big boss general now. He could have spared a few bucks to by his mother and let her live under the sea with them

>>212210529
Yeah, but that would trigger autistic screeching from the Jedi Council about attachments.

>>212210721
There is no rules that all your family must be dead.

>>212207909
>worse than Geonosians
Yikes

>>212205105
are you saying that those societies that have solved FTL travel and sentient droids also have no clue how to help an escaped slave and her child?
But anyway, she's not saved because George needed a reason for Anakin to begin turning to the dark side. So George made the choice of writing that Qui Gon didn't give a thought about escaping with her, or else George would have to give up on the story that he had invented so far and come up with a new story, and such a thing is, you know, impossible to do.
It's impossible to think of a new progression to stories.
Can't be done.

>>212205105
>What do I get out of it

That's not the Jedi way

>>212205051
I could not stop laughing when I randomly heard that green nigger say that before he got blown up by Han Solo

>>212204985 (OP)
Palpatine would have just blown her up on Coruscant to turn Anakin to the Dark Side

>>212205105
Jedi breeding fields

>>212208887
her money that was useless on tattooine?

>>212204985 (OP)
Why would a weird space cult that takes kids and tells them not to love save their parents?

>>212204985 (OP)
>Shmi
>Sheev
What's up with these names, Georgie boy?

>>212204985 (OP)
Cause Padme didnt want her around.

>>212205105
>Put her up in some apartment in Coruscant? Pay to get her educated?
Yes.

>>212204985 (OP)
The flawed prequel Jedi didn't know love, they were uncaring and detached from everything.

>>212205105
Even as a kid I was surprised at how unremarkable her character was. You'd think they'd have her play some integral role to getting Anakin's freedom so that her character would have something to do. Like maybe she'd have some knowledge of the slave market that could help Qui Gon.

>>212204985 (OP)
What do you mean "save"? She was perfectly fine where she lived. Yeah she got raped to death but with how sexy she is that would have been just as likely regardless of where she lived. The only difference is if some corrupt senator raped her, he would have easily covered it up and got away with it. As least the sand people got punished for their deeds.

>>212215813
are you ok?

>>212204985 (OP)
>Why didnt they saved her?
I only came here to take your boy, not free slaves.

>>212205036

>>212205105
one cushion in their temple probably costs more than a human life on tatooine

>>212204985 (OP)
>Shmi
Really, George? Couldn't you give her a normal name with at least one more vowel at least?

>>212216201
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF SHMI!!!!!!!

Why didn't Qui-Gon just slaughter this flying bug and free anakin and his mother? Why did he gamble for real causing havoc and let her die like a fucking piece of shit?

>>212215854
I just don't like how people act like Coruscant is some bastion of safety because it's a big city and soooo much better than the "primitive" Tatooine. Hot women are going to get raped anywhere, don't fucking pretend like that's just a Tatooine problem.

>>212210529
forget the jedi, nothing stopping that dumb cunt padme from saving her and hiring her as a servant

>>212216393
They explained in the movie that Anakin and his mother had a device in their head that would kill them if they tried to escape.

Qui Gon was a grey jedi, he was polite and didnt go out of his way to hurt people, but he didnt go out of his way to save them either

Did she and Qui Gon fuck?

>>212205470
anon that temple is clearly not real, they're in a holodeck

>>212204985 (OP)
the actress looks like a reconstructed bog body from bronze age ireland
was she in more films? asking for a friend btw

>>212205105
Maybe she can live with Jar Jar and suck his big binks all the time.
>Look at mese, Ani. Mese is your father now.

>>212204985 (OP)
I just got some brand new shmoney

>>212216488
But then Ani wouldn't develop mommy issues and she couldn't have groomed him.

>>212205105
Indeed, as you can see, the Jedi aren't made of money.

>>212217198
What was qui gon going to do if watto fake removed the implant and little anakins head exploded on their way out. Would qui gon have gone back and murdered watto?

>>212218302
I hope so, that slimey conniving greedy disgusting hook-nosed alien.

>>212205105
i'm sure the jedi temple needed someone to scrub toilets

>>212205178
Because those names make midwits seethe

>>212204985 (OP)
not the jedi way t. kidnapping special child soldiers cult
padme was a 1% monarchist so didn't even cross her mind
the republic couldn't give less of a fuck about a individual on the outer rim
clone army were practically slaves themselves so couldn't do shit
jar jar binks was a sith- i mean completely retarded so couldn't help
anakin was busy being jedi's errand boy and chasing after padme's ass to help
obi wan kenobi couldn't give less of a fuck about other peoples families he was too busy being the cool older brother and a hypocrite

short answer? space capitalism and no one gave a single fuck except for anakin and he was basically a cult grunt

>>212217787
Lots of foreign films, not much the average western normie would have seen.

>>212217787
Phantomenace was her first english film, and she just repeated her lines phonetically, like squid game in acolyte.

>>212218040

>>212218479
Hmm

>>212205178
because that would involve him having a modicum of self reflection and humility, rather than jerking off while looking at his reflection while screaming "I'M A GENIUS"

>>212215984
Say.His.Name

>>212204985 (OP)
Luke, did I ever tell you the story of your grandmother? She was a brave and solitary woman, who endured a lifetime of slavery under some dirty sandnigger's foot. She was trapped in a shithole desert planet with no hopes or future, working her MILF ass off while inhaling dust and eating dirt. She was so poor that she probably sold her body for credits. Numerous times she got railed by the most vile and smelly of sandniggers and desert aliens. Can you imagine their weird slimy cocks, with their weird space-magic alien cum? They all slid inside her like a wompa slides down a garlack's maw. None of the clients wore light-condoms, and cumming inside was mandatory, luke. It's the desert, you had to retain liquids to survive. All of those dirty sandniggers came inside your grandmother. She told us that her little Anakin was born without a father. My master and I used to laugh at the idea. The only "force" that flowed through her was the force of the fat jabba bastard forcing his way inside her pussy. Your father was born as a magic mix of a hundred different species of alien semen, Luke. A more civilized breed, from a more civilized time. We obviously bought her child for our jedi purposes and didn't even pay her a dime. She was a whore, luke, a people pleaser. Oh, and we totally left her there to get raped by sand-niggers. After we left we could have easily come back to rescue her but the ship would probably smell of semen if we did. Your father had serious mental problems deriving from that. Shit was fucked, luke. But she was a good friend.

>>212222222

>>212222153
And she was a good friend

>>212204985 (OP)
why would they? she was saved almost immediately after episode 1 by cliegg.

>>212205105
free womb, idiot

>>212205105
In hindsight, it's obvious to say to keep her around for Anakin's sake. Otherwise I agree. Useless mouths deserve nothing.

>>212223928
lmao he would have just fallen a lot easier with her around

>>212205105
>>212205470
Jedi should have killed the slavers and employed anakins mother as a janitor or a cook or just do some manual labor at one of their temples

>>212218302
>make a deal with the Jedi
>don't honour said deal, pissing that Jedi off
If the Clone Wars are anything to go by, pissing off the Jedi can definitely lead to war crimes and what not
So, my money would be on Watto getting turned into some ridiculous Chinese dish

>>212223963

The nature of her demise was important. He wasn't just mad that she died, he was mad the she died without the Jedi doing anything, or allowing him to do anything, to help. It was fatalism. And he was correct, the Jedi's arbitrary dogmatism was a fault of theirs, and a plus for the Sith, who are willing to use the force creatively and be more in tune with human nature and emotion.

>>212204985 (OP)
what kind of name is SHMI

>>212226847
the plan they filed with the council lists
SHMI
dr. Pavelier
Baton Lee
Juan Ovyú
Feershuan
Tutaak
Gesto Stayon
Mayer Krafpt

>>212205105
>And do what with her?
She had value for Watto, clearly, by the rules of trade.
Let's say a racing pod is valued at P.
Watto said that no pod is worth two slaves. We can assume that at the very least, the value of a slave is 0.49P
Watto would expect to sell Shmi eventually, if he can make a profit from it.
If he can't make a profit, Shmi's production value is 0.49P/years of life expectancy.
Let's say a slave would live 55 years. That's 0,0089P of value per year produced. Now, Shmi should produce more than what it costs to maintain, so it's that value minus a mínimum of 49% of that value.
Shmi produces, per year, a net value of 0,00436 racing pods per year.

>>212206544
kek