>>212207162 (OP)
>REAL ONE ACTUAL THIS IS REAL ONE-SIX WITH A SIT REP OVER
>LOCAL: BURNT
>GULLY: KEPT
>SHOTS: CALLED
>PAPER: STACKED
>GRIND: ING
>NAPS: SKIPPED
>RIGG: AXED
>REAL ONE-SIX OUT OVER

Don't fuck with Big Pun, that's on Baltimore, my family, everything. Burn local.

He's some weird hardcore lefty like... that comedian that hinges his whole image on being hardcore and whose name i can't remember nor any of his material. Wears shirts that say the right isn't punk or something.

>>212207162 (OP)
why is he so obsessed with crafting this tough guy persona?

>>212207162 (OP)
he looks like he's been sitting in daylight for 7 days straight smoking crack

why doesn't he wear a hat his size?

I have a homey down St. Louis way, bit rough around the edges but a cool cat nonetheless. Did a 5 stretch for manslaughter in 03 but it was self defense.

Anyway he used to hoop with JB before he blew up as an actor, the stories he could tell about that crew....my god. Anyway he said Jon wasn't much of a shooter but if he was guardin' you.... yall better watch out. They say he could rebound the basketball like a prime Bill Russell, and if there was anyone you'd want to get a clutch stop in the final seconds, Jon was your man. Even though his jumper needed work, he used to dunk the ball with ease. Most of the fellas on the court swore he must have been a light skinned brotha cos' Jon's verticle was easily 48 inches. And that ain't no lie.

There's a story about a pick up game that some local gangsters started with JBs crew. A lot of money was put down on it. One of the leaders of the local set pulled a piece on half court cos they thought Jon was a ringer. Things got heated but Jon had to calm things down with his down to earth street-wise charm. They got back to playing and JB managed to get the game winning steal after posting a triple double in overtime. They all cracked some 40s afterwards, and it seemed like all was gonna be cool when one of those gangsters made a transphobic comment within earshot of Jon.... and let's just say those hoods' playing days are over.

>>212207162 (OP)
>ironwood
>iron up
>wood

>>212207974
Oh word? That's wild fr. But it dont surprise me in the slightest if im keepin' it a buck.

Back when I was working on the East coast I knew a lil shorty from the Bronx, a lil Borica thang who was friendly with J Breezy back 'round the time they wuz wrapping up filming of Walking Dead season 2. Anyway she let me in on the tea, said JB was packing HEAT. 12 inches of hardworking blue collar meat, tastefully veiny and as hard as a longshoreman shift at Conley Container terminal in the depth of a Boston Winter. She said JB had her walking like a zombie after their coital sessions, and get this: he always made her pancakes afterwards.

One time a bunch of thieves (white) tried to break into her house at 3am. They quietly snuck into the living room where her and Jon wuz nappin' after 12 hours straight of giving her the Punisher treatment. Thing is, he didn't even have to get physical with them. They took one look at him sleeping there on the couch and instantly realised the mistake they made. My homegirl woke up to them running out of the house screaming in fear about what the Punisher might do.

Jon Bernthal is an American hero.

>>212207764
Jews are generally the opposite of tough

>>212207974
I fucking love Bernthal stories. Who would ever dream to get on the wrong side of this man?

>>212208564
Im starting to get sick of these accusations of JB being an upper-upper middle class Jew if im keepin it 100.

>he burned?
>I didn't know he was local

>>212207162 (OP)
Why are people here so obsessed with him?

Gully status?

>>212208828
Because he's the fakest tough guy that's ever lived that has a carefully cultivated persona to make himself appear to not be a drama kid/theatre graduate from an old money jewish family.

He also has his own catch phrase "Burn Local" which he wears on his custom made hats.

Hes a method actor that has a totally affected personality- he is never out of character, on screen, stage or real life. He is playing the role of Jon Bernthal 24/7. Even in his sleep.

>>212208837
Kept

>>212207162 (OP)
He is basically the Danny Trejo of White people!

>>212209437
I don't accept him as white. If we have to maintain these gay american community labels he is not on our side.