Are you ready for "The Boys" of zombie fiction?

>>212207514 (OP)
can't wait

No need, soibois of this generation already have terrifier for their torture porn needs

>>212207514 (OP)
what tv show? what about the film? a film would be better, horror tv shows are usually cucked. Ever heard of indie tv shows? me neither. But there is indie films. thanks Allah for that

>>212207514 (OP)
Let me guess, there will be dongs and man ass galore but nary a female nipple to be seen.

>>212207639
Crossed is also about shitting on those "here's how I'd survive the zombie apocalypse" soibois.
And art the clown is a supernatural entity so even those types are reasonable enough to know they couldn't survive it.
>>212207705
Well it wouldn't be accurate to the comics if they didn't show female nudity in addition to male.

>>212207514 (OP)
The sheer jewishness

>>212207863
>Well it wouldn't be accurate to the comics if they didn't show female nudity in addition to male.
Where have you been the past decade?

>>212207514 (OP)
why he got pizza sauce all over his face

>>212207514 (OP)
>>212207585
Wasn't it supposed to be a movie directed by the guy who made The Sadness?

If this is real it will likely be based on the Patient Zero comics storyline, Ennis scaled the gore and rape stuff way back for that run, and it read like an action movie storyboard pitch

>>212207514 (OP)
>dude what if getting zombified just made you into a super edgelord rapist murderer!!! look at this guy fucking a dolphin in the blowhole! horsecocks and baby guts!
this corny ass shit ain't getting off the ground.

>>212208047
yes it currently is being made by him

>>212208047
Not sure if they decided to change it to a tv show instead or these are 2 different projects that take place in the same continuity

>>212207514 (OP)
it's gonna be shit.
guaranteed cheapest blood effects, if not just straight CGI.
guaranteed no where's waldo centerfolds of pure massacre.
it's gonna be walking dead tier after two episodes.

>>212208177
The Sadness was kino. That guy knows what he's doing

>>212207514 (OP)
The Sadness already exists

>more Ennis penned goreslop on TV
fucking jews

>>212208251
the moves were weak

>>212208154
awesome, they should do a video game while at it, someone send Ennis the number of the japs at Capcom

>>212208177
great pic, just sended it to my mother in law

>>212208154
This mf is reddit as a person.

>>212207514 (OP)
Can't wait anons! All the nudity and sexual vilence will be replaced with racism/antisemitism/violence against women. The only rapes will be man-on-man and will be conducted strictly by white devils. Very modern! Very audiences!

>>212207987
They showed breasts in 28 years later

>>212208095
fippybippy

>>212208494
>Very modern! Very audiences!
Lilbro cant enjoy anything because he was groomed by a scottish grifter, sad!

Gtfo criticaldrinkerdrone

>>212208494
FACT!
i read all the comics and the crossed NEVER say the n-word
FACT!

I just wanna see some brawny daddy zombies hang dong

It's a no win sort of project. They either do out of frame but suggested over top Crossed actions or they do some torture porn Hostel like gore. Both are options suck.
Being what makes Crossed interesting at all is the absolute random wtf sort of crap that happens. Yet it only works due to the media format of graphic novels/comics. Sort of like how any random super hero costume works in a comic and most comic correct outfits look goofy as hell on real actors.

>>212207993
That’s what happens when you don’t use a fork and knife. Americans are disgusting.

>read the first volume
>Thought it was decent but edgy as and pointless by the end but still went to download the second volume thinking it would wrap up the story
>See that there's over 100 more issues after the 2nd volume
So it's just misery porn filler shit. Gay.

>>212208795
they say other slurs tho

>>212208825
you JUST KNOW there won't be any vagina nor full seen penetration. why are amerishits such fucking pussies?

>>212207863
>Well it wouldn't be accurate to the comics if they didn't show female nudity in addition to male.
If I see the word "nudity" in the IMDB tags in anything produced after 2013, I just assume I am about to see a dick or a man's ass. It really is what Hollywood always wanted as their own fantasy, but they seem to have a permission slip now.

>>212208906
show me a panel with NIGGER on it
american can't insult their Gods.

>>212208251
the sadness had a single moment that almost reached something that could be considered somewhat interesting, the rest of it was pure sloppa

>>212208906
"FAGGOT" isn't a slur chud. It is a word that gays can call other gays as they rape them.

>>212208795
It's based enough to have a white girl explicitly state she's not into black guys

>>212208825
Hostel wasn't even that gory. The Sadness was worse and managed to viscerally suggest some pretty extreme shit off camera.

>>212208825
I shutter to think how they'd handle this

>>212207585
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>>212208154
>Filming in Alaska
I thought Crossed was set in the corn belt

>>212208876
>here's your misery porn filler shit

>>212209030
>Crossed
>not slop
are you retarded? of course the sadness was slop, the source material is slop too. just gore porn with literally nothing else going on.

>>212209230
>skipping Smokey

So should we buy crossed comics before the value goes up?

why is western media such sick demonic garbage

nobody wants to see this filith

>>212209319
Is avatar press still printing them?

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>>212209315
I haven't read the second volume yet. Have you guys actually read all 100+ issues?

>>212209348
Dumb weeb incel.

>>212207514 (OP)
Who is this actor?
He looks like the Wolfenstein 3D guy.
Holy fuck I want a Wolf3D movie now.

>>212209348
society full of kikes, niggers and pederasts. what do you think would happen? they have no values nor story nor substance at all, just gross out competitions (like terrifier)

>>212209270
wrong, the sadness didn't capture any of the SOVL hidden with the crossed series

>>212209442
Watch Overlord. Clearly "inspired" (ripped off) by Wolfenstein.

>>212209391
I read them all
Wish You Were Here is commonly touted as the best crossed comic.
Outside of that, it's difficult to for me to giving any other recommendations since Badlands is a 100 issue anthology with alot of hit or miss stories

>>212209222
this is why redditors and "geek culture" people hate Crossed: they couldn't handle this one-shot yet harsh indictment of everything they are

>>212209601
It lacked that impotent irish rage that is very present in crossed (and by extension all Ennis comics)

>>212209315
love that big nigga

>>212209348
shut up Karen, Crossed is the western answer to guro manga and i love it for that. We cant have the gen z kids to think only the japs can make extreme stuff

>>212209663
What is lilbro yapping about

>>212209228
World-wide, the big stories were road trip USA or Shit Island.

>>212209315
Literally the only interesting plot-line in the whole series. Love this big nigger.

>>212210279
the guy in the comic page that looks like Alex Yiik genuinely thinks that he figured out the Cross's weakness (salt), and when he's in a situation where he had to run away he decides to risk his family's lives (wife and young daughter) to test his theory by surrounding themselves with salt. I'm not going to tell you if it worked or not.

>>212209663
nah, Crossed isn't that damn deep. I've read what I assume is the entire series and it's some pretty basic infected go crazy sort of vibe. The only thing making it unique is the hyper sexual violence stuff.
Stuff that just isn't going to work on film. Sure they can do some of the meme like crap like Horse Cock stalking a group for weeks or whatever but again that works in comics, not film. 5-6 pages of weird crap is fine in a comic but you can't spend 20 min of run time for horse cock's group doing their nightly Crossed stuff

>>212211200
Crossed is good in small doses, every once in a while I'll read a story to get my edge fix but by the end I'm getting bored. Half a dozen hour long episodes is going to drag on, either they fill it with edge and that gets boring, or the edge is too spaced out and it gets boring.

>>212211200
This. Crossed is the shit me and my friends got busted for drawing in 7th grade.
We stopped doing it at school, but when told to design a robot in art class, this guy called Alvarro drew what he called a "nigger killing baby-bashing robot" and ruled.
Crossed is that sort of vibe, but didn't need to last more than a year.

>>212210971
>I'm not going to tell you if it worked or not.
just post the comic page you coward

>>212209230
What's happening here? Are there infected that aren't insane or something?

japan arc was kino

>>212209471
yeah murder is only cool when muh gnatsees do it

>>212211572
>SEE? HOW EVIL WHITE MEN ARE! WHITE MEN ARE EVIL
I'm sick of fucking jews...

>>212211723

>>212208351
>just sended it

Shit stained hands wrote this.

alright last crossed post for me is a /biz/ meme

Who will play Prince Harry?

>>212211785
Now now, there are retarded white Americans who write "I should of" instead of "I shoul've". Blame their retardation

Why does Garth Ennis have a bunch of schizos hating his work and not particularly for anything he does or writes either, just mindlessly hating his shit for no given reason, see also the boys, preacher, etc

Will the Crossed still spread their curse by having a circle jerk into a helmet full of bullets?

Because otherwise i ain't watching!

>>212208494
>all the rapes will be man-on-man
This will unironically be true

>>212211572
>They didn't rape the little girl but raped the guys ass
This is how I knew this comic was shit.

>>212211698
the best moment in the entire series. read +100

how low does your iq need to be to genuinely enjoy crossed?

>>212211870
Should've

>>212212097
You might as well just spoil it for me.

>>212212136
same. it's "edgy shock value: the comic"

>b-but people are monsters!

yeah, it's illustrated in any other post-apocalyptic story. what's the appeal?

>>212212233
what if there were a gun in front of a girl infected with the psychotic murderer rapist virus and instead she cries because her dad just died in front of her?

>>212207863
>art the clown is a supernatural entity
So are zombies.

>>212211902
Because all his work except Punisher and WWII comics is incredibly cringe and juvenile

>>212207514 (OP)
>More nihilistic gore porn
Oh boy

Crossed can be unintentionally based

>>212208993
Ennis isn't even American
>>212209385
I thought Avatar was fucking dead. They cucked me out of the last issue of Uber

>>212213855
I believed they used the term "Wogs" a few times, that's pretty close to nigger in their terms

>>212207514 (OP)
no thanks there's enough woke shows already

>>212212080
It just shows how evil and deranged they are.

>>212214598
This comic forgot that the crossed outbreak canonically started in 2008

>>212207514 (OP)
will there be hot lady zombies?

>>212207514 (OP)
It'll probably be bad but I hope not
Uber would make a better series
Mickey Mouse hat girl best girl

>>212207514 (OP)
They'll find a way to fuck it up . With either a woman girlboss hero or filled with ugly POC. Prob no rape either
Gave up the comics around the future arc hit close to home .

>>212215321
>future arc hit close to home .
yeah, seeing society becoming islamic in the future hit hard for me to

>>212213178
But are you mature enough to let people enjoy things without having a melty

>>212212630
So basically the infected are getting more normal because regularly she'd be trying to murder the hazmat guy.

>>212207514 (OP)
I'd prefer "Starred". I also have no respect for Garth Ennis. Not for the gore porn he clearly jacks off to, but because he's a man criticizing Captain America for "stolen valor" of veterans when the character was created by vets, and Garth never served in any military.

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>>212214816
Nah, it shows how edgy the comic will go but they won't commit to full edge lord status. I mean besides the legality of printing it, maybe point it out off panel. You're telling me in these groups of "le super fucked in the head cannibals" not a single one commited to it? It's weak. bit its ok to have them all jacking off together or raping a guys ass.

>>212208795
>All the comics
Yeah officer, this guy right here

>>212215373
>>212215321
I have a story about an end of the world zombie thing but they end up Christian in the style of the book of Enoch. I haven't read that far but if they do become Muslim it's just a spiteful thing by the writer "hehe chuds hate Islam so they become muslims!!!" Like really? Even Fallout had Mormonism, an American product. Or shit even scientology. But again, I haven't read that far and the comics are written by Brits/Europeans so I dunno. As I said, just misery porn. I even heard Alan Moore wrote some stuff and you know that guy fucking hates people who read comics like TWD.

>>212211572
Ennis needs to be put down like a sick dog desu

they really, really hate christians, don't they?

>>212209228
not only that, but it's a plot point in the comics that the Crossed die out during winter because they're feral niggers without basic survival instinct.

>>212209228
>>212217404
Will they use the power of indigenous dancing to save the crossed? Similar to how they solved crime in True Detective 4?

>>212209141
Probably gets raped afterwards, right? This edgy idiot is so predictable

Worst comic I have read in my entire life. Incredible that it got this much attention.