Thread 212210911 - /tv/ [Archived: 907 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:33:25 AM No.212210911
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Remember that time Superman threw all the nuclear weapons into the sun, which caused the sun to create a supervillain made out of nukes, who Superman had a fist fight with on the moon?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:35:42 AM No.212211030
Superman fans are the stupidest people alive
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:36:27 AM No.212211067
They were making a move
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:36:30 AM No.212211070
>>212211030
are you mad you have to challenge them for the title?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:41:40 AM No.212211321
>>212210911 (OP)
Yes. Better and deeper than snydershit
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:44:48 AM No.212211442
>>212210911 (OP)
Why did they destroy all the nuclear weapons?
They can use the fuel for nuclear reactors.. durr, and you can't stop uranium enrichment and plutonium being made that way anyway..
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:46:23 AM No.212211510
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>>212211442
>Why did they destroy all the nuclear weapons?
>They can use the fuel for nuclear reactors.. durr, and you can't stop uranium enrichment and plutonium being made that way anyway..
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:46:37 AM No.212211520
>>212210911 (OP)
Memory-erasing kiss, reversing time by changing the rotation of the planet, that stupid thing he did with his S symbol, the Richard Pryor comedy hour, Nuclear Man. I hate these movies.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:49:56 AM No.212211667
the first of these movies takes almost an hour to reach adult Superman but once it does it immediately shifts in tone and becomes a pretty funny comedy movie
2 isn't as good but you can see Lois Lane's weight fluctuate wildly scene to scene because they did reshoots when she was on a huge coke binge
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:09:01 AM No.212212566
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>>212211520
Don't forget Superman getting drunk.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:10:13 AM No.212212606
>>212212566
the funnier part of this is that nobody else at the bar seems to give a shit
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:42:27 AM No.212213869
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:45:03 AM No.212213971
AND NOW CRUEL SUN
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:45:57 AM No.212214009
>>212210911 (OP)
Uh actually Lex Luthor created Nuclear Man because he snuck one of Superman's hairs into the nuke pile
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:48:30 AM No.212214099
>>212212566
That part was kino though
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:50:50 AM No.212214195
>>212214009
Shouldn't getting closer to the sun just have made the hair even ore resistant to radiation?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:59:10 AM No.212214508
>>212210911 (OP)
I still believe Superman IV could be decent with a rewriting and an actual budget. Every Hollywood movie get rewritten like 10 times before shooting but Cannon wanted the movie to be made as fast as possible
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:00:43 AM No.212214568
>>212213869

Damn, people hate this?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:23:20 AM No.212215265
>>212214568
Nah, people loved Superman II, it's III and IV that really gave the series black eyes
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:27:17 AM No.212215436
gaslighted
gaslighted
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>>212213869
My favorite power...super gaslighting!
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:28:37 AM No.212215489
>>212214568
nah Superman II is kino
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:32:29 AM No.212215630
>>212211520
Rebuilding the great wall of china with some kind of brick regenerating vision. Also apparently being able to suspend people in mid air just by looking at them with some kind of jedi force ability, and never using this ability before despite many times it would have been obviously useful.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:33:56 AM No.212215676
>>212215630
theoretically he also has the weird powers Zod and his gang displayed, like telekinesis
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:35:53 AM No.212215741
>>212215265
>>212215489
Superman III is kino too
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:15:50 AM No.212216923
>>212210911 (OP)
>threw all the nuclear weapons into the sun, which caused the sun to create a supervillain made out of nukes
If something was created from the Sun, I donโ€™t think even Superman could handle it. I mean, it comes from the Sun. Even the Sun couldnโ€™t destroy it, so how could Superman? Besides, wouldnโ€™t he die if he flew into the Sun? Heโ€™s powerful, sure, but heโ€™s not on the Sunโ€™s level.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:23:08 AM No.212217135
>>212214195
It would've burnt up along with the nukes, long before it reached the sun.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:46:31 AM No.212219286
based
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:03:24 AM No.212219744
>>212215265
this, saw 2 in the theater, 10yo me thought it was the coolest thing ever
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:05:40 AM No.212219800
>>212210911 (OP)
was this a metaphor for the SAMSON OPTION? HUH?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:09:14 AM No.212219892
>>212215489
>gnaw

eat shit
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:38:22 AM No.212220643
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>Remember kids, always smoke Marlboro.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:41:33 AM No.212220709
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Remember that time when this shit
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:43:10 AM No.212220746
>>212211510
Go to HR and quit, Alenka. It's baffling how bad you are at your "job"
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:18:43 AM No.212221490
>>212215741
it has its moments
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:37:01 AM No.212221827
>>212213869
What does S-Man see in this crazy bitch?!
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:38:33 AM No.212221856
>>212210911 (OP)
yeah. how could i forget?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:42:10 AM No.212221914
>>212221827
Pussy game ridiculous
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:49:13 AM No.212223068
>>212210911 (OP)
MUST. DESTROY. SUPERMAN.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:53:17 AM No.212223141
>>212212606
if a nigga wanna drown his sorrow a nigga gon drown his sorrow
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:07:36 PM No.212223441
I guess they brought Nuclear Man back in comics and instead of building a new powerful villain using Superman lore, they made him a joke. And Superman's rouges gallery continues to be the worst one out of any superheroes not named Aquaman.

Fuck DC! This is why MARVEL is GOD.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:32:06 PM No.212223888
>>212220709
Peak fetish.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:06 PM No.212223901
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>>212220709
I was not prepared for that scene when I first saw the movie.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:35:55 PM No.212223953
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>>212210911 (OP)
>supervillain made out of nukes
>runs on solar energy
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:37:38 PM No.212223991
>>212210911 (OP)
I already told you that I do remember this
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:40:31 PM No.212224057
>>212223953
Solar energy is made by massive nuclear processes.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:41:54 PM No.212224088
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>>212210911 (OP)
I remember him through his S at people.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:09:40 PM No.212224637
>>212224088
"S" is the most powerful superpower from the 80s.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:27:24 PM No.212224945
Why were superman 3 and 4 so weird with random new powers and oc villians?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:35:59 PM No.212225091
>>212223441
>he says this when Iron Man villains exist
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:37:55 PM No.212225132
>>212221827
She's the hot girl on the opposite desk.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:56:34 PM No.212225474
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>>212224945
(((Salkinds))) fired Donner and hired a yes man director to cut costs. Then got sold off to a company "Cannon Group" who made films on the cheap.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:53:05 PM No.212226547
>>212224945
Random new powers started in 2
Honestly started at the end of 1 with the time travel
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:00:20 PM No.212226699
>>212213869
people shit on MOS but I could never watch the old movies, they were so fucking retard, my father would watch and laugh his ass off, I just could not.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:03:08 PM No.212226749
>>212226699
MoS is unwatchable and you can't even laugh at it. It's a lose-lose situation
At least Reeve was good at what it did
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:07:10 PM No.212226850
I'm Mi6
I'm Mi6
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>>212226749
>MoS is unwatchable
For you.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:09:58 PM No.212226910
>>212211321
yeah okay, James.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:18:21 PM No.212227079
>>212220709
>And to think... I hesitated
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:51:41 PM No.212227873
>>212226850
For almost everyone. Reminder that snydershit is unversally panned and Snyder is stuck at netflix where all his wannabe universes has been canned
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:55:16 PM No.212227966
>>212210911 (OP)
>>212211520
>>212212566
All of these are classic Superkino. Neither Sneeder nor Guntomymouth could do Superman justice like this.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:57:24 PM No.212228025
>>212211520
>I hate these movies.
There's a lot of incredibly stupid shit but every moment that isn't stupid is kino
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:59:39 PM No.212228070
>>212213869
>this is a 10/10 movie for boomers and MoS is bad btw
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:00:39 PM No.212228099
>>212226749
>>212227873
Imagine being filtered by zack snyder lmao.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:01:23 PM No.212228110
>>212228070
yes MOS is bad.
Stop yelling at clouds, nostalgiatard
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:01:57 PM No.212228122
>>212228110
how is MoS bad. Donโ€™t use any memes or else youre braindead
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:02:18 PM No.212228129
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>>212220709
>see this
>a year later i had to see optimus prime get shanked and then shot to death
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:02:21 PM No.212228131
>>212211030
That must be why heโ€™s so popular in India and Indonesia
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:03:11 PM No.212228149
>>212228122
Those memes only exist because of that fuckass movieโ€™s nonsense, you retard.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:03:44 PM No.212228162
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>>212228099
>filtered
Ah the word used by peopel who defend the indifensible when stuck in a corner
Particularly loved by Snydertards, Prometheus-tard and SW prequeltards
I wonder why lmao
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:04:29 PM No.212228177
>>212228149
>cant even bring any criticism and resorts to insults like a child
I asked a simple question and you cant answer, thats sad. Ill ask again, how is MOS bad?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:05:13 PM No.212228186
Yes
Yes
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>>212228070
>>this is a 10/10 movie for boomers and MoS is bad btw
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:06:27 PM No.212228216
>>212228177
The answer is in the memes. If you canโ€™t understand them then thatโ€™s on you.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:07:40 PM No.212228235
>>212228216
>retard parrot doesnโ€™t even know why a movie is bad in the first place and just resorts to parrot internet speech
LOL you have no critical thinking skills
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:08:40 PM No.212228258
>>212212606
the general tone of the scene is
>literally god is in the bar getting drunk and messing shit up no one say or do anything
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:09:22 PM No.212228270
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>>212228186
>using virginal twitter meme chad with a gay headset instead of an actual chad
Keep exposing yourselves. This is how u actually look
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:09:58 PM No.212228280
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>>212211030
you havent seen bvs have you?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:10:25 PM No.212228288
>>212213869
The super speed effect was pretty good not gonna lie
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:11:24 PM No.212228304
>>212212606
working class men have common sense. They didn't need to watch The Boys to understand that you don't fuck with the most powerful man on earth when he needs a drink
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:13:56 PM No.212228374
internet users by race
internet users by race
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>>212228270
bruh, this is how they actually look
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:14:38 PM No.212228390
>>212228162
>peopel
Smartest /pol/troon.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:15:44 PM No.212228415
>>212216923
He literally gets his powers from the sun
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:16:49 PM No.212228439
>>212228374
Indians and amerifats are fats yes. Indians are the only ones hyped for this shitfest too
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:22:14 PM No.212228552
>>212228439
>i am brown too
okay
Replies: >>212228825
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:32:08 PM No.212228798
>>212213869
HOLY KINO
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:33:03 PM No.212228825
>>212228552
Are you? Thats too bad
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:34:05 PM No.212228842
>>212228825
>ESL moment
okay
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:35:26 PM No.212228877
>>212228842
>56% moment
>lowercase because hes submissive and breedable to bbc
Okay
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:38:44 PM No.212228961
>>212228877
all you're accomplishing here is proving that the simple reminder of being brown wounds you so deeply you feel the need to desperately lash out on anonymous imageboards
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:40:06 PM No.212228995
>>212215436
Kek
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:41:47 PM No.212229042
>>212228961
>made up schizo shit
My man youre defending a kids movie on the internet
Replies: >>212229139
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:45:09 PM No.212229139
>>212229042
you're brown
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:56:23 PM No.212229408
>>212228070
Super Hero movies are supposed to be goofy you absolute retard.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:01:17 PM No.212229522
>>212213869
>Hello, Ms Lane.

>HR says you tried to commit suicide the other day. And that fruit stand owner is demanding financial compensation for his damaged stand. I'm afraid for legal reasons, we're gonna have to let you go. Your final paycheck will be mailed to you by next Friday. Thank you!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:06:44 PM No.212229668
>>212229408
>JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN BRO
LMAO cope mutt retard
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:06:44 PM No.212229669
>>212228280
everyone who did, hated it, That's why that shitty universe was canned
also snydertards aren't supeman fans
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:08:01 PM No.212229704
>>212228070
This is a 10/10 movie for boomers and MoS is bad btw
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:08:02 PM No.212229705
>>212228439
You got it wrong. Indians are the ones with snyder's abortedverse
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:11:41 PM No.212229797
>>212229705
The โ€˜whitestโ€™ person who is a supersaar shill is some el ogro de las americas youtuber
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:18:27 PM No.212229936
>>212229668
Your shit IS retarded and goofy and only enjoyable with your brain tuned off, just in an unfun, contrarian 15yo-angsty-phase unironically immature way
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:20:44 PM No.212229985
>>212229797
ecelebs are lower than browns on the universal caste system.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:03:37 PM No.212231110
>>212210911 (OP)
Still better than 21st century capeshit. Reeve was the best Superman. Stop with the re-makes.
Sad thing is that S4 had it's budget halved by the shysters at Cannon Films and about 45 minutes were cut. Most of that is on YT and it improves the film.