Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:58:36 AM No.212212106
One of the worst big Hollywood films I've ever seen. I am completely unbiased but this is way worse than Man of Steel and they need to restore the Snyderverse. The whole movie is a mess of cringe jokes and awful CGI action that looks terrible. This is a guaranteed flop.
At one point Superman sharts his pants then Metamorpho looks over and says "should've worn your underwear on the inside". Superman also has daddy issues and hates Pa Kent and says "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD", but then at the end it turns out Jor-El was evil and Pa Kent dies so Superman learns his lesson. There's also an ongoing joke about him having a tiny penis because apparently that is Kryptonian biology, even Lois says so to Mr Terrific.
Lois Lane is woke and libtarded. She at one point tells Superman that he is sexist for having his name be SuperMAN instead of just Super. Also she teams up with Hawkgirl in one scene and does a girlboss action moment before saying "girls get it done!". Gunn also cameos as Lois Lane's ex-boyfriend who everyone loves and he even emasculates Superman in front of all the heroes.
This movie is going to go horribly with audiences. In my screening people were heckling the screen and tried to walk about, but the WB executive said that if anyone says anything negative about the movie before it releases they'll sue, that is why it's so quiet. Rest assured this will not win the summer box office.
At one point Superman sharts his pants then Metamorpho looks over and says "should've worn your underwear on the inside". Superman also has daddy issues and hates Pa Kent and says "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD", but then at the end it turns out Jor-El was evil and Pa Kent dies so Superman learns his lesson. There's also an ongoing joke about him having a tiny penis because apparently that is Kryptonian biology, even Lois says so to Mr Terrific.
Lois Lane is woke and libtarded. She at one point tells Superman that he is sexist for having his name be SuperMAN instead of just Super. Also she teams up with Hawkgirl in one scene and does a girlboss action moment before saying "girls get it done!". Gunn also cameos as Lois Lane's ex-boyfriend who everyone loves and he even emasculates Superman in front of all the heroes.
This movie is going to go horribly with audiences. In my screening people were heckling the screen and tried to walk about, but the WB executive said that if anyone says anything negative about the movie before it releases they'll sue, that is why it's so quiet. Rest assured this will not win the summer box office.
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