Saw a test screening - /tv/ (#212212106) [Archived: 753 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:58:36 AM No.212212106
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One of the worst big Hollywood films I've ever seen. I am completely unbiased but this is way worse than Man of Steel and they need to restore the Snyderverse. The whole movie is a mess of cringe jokes and awful CGI action that looks terrible. This is a guaranteed flop.

At one point Superman sharts his pants then Metamorpho looks over and says "should've worn your underwear on the inside". Superman also has daddy issues and hates Pa Kent and says "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD", but then at the end it turns out Jor-El was evil and Pa Kent dies so Superman learns his lesson. There's also an ongoing joke about him having a tiny penis because apparently that is Kryptonian biology, even Lois says so to Mr Terrific.

Lois Lane is woke and libtarded. She at one point tells Superman that he is sexist for having his name be SuperMAN instead of just Super. Also she teams up with Hawkgirl in one scene and does a girlboss action moment before saying "girls get it done!". Gunn also cameos as Lois Lane's ex-boyfriend who everyone loves and he even emasculates Superman in front of all the heroes.

This movie is going to go horribly with audiences. In my screening people were heckling the screen and tried to walk about, but the WB executive said that if anyone says anything negative about the movie before it releases they'll sue, that is why it's so quiet. Rest assured this will not win the summer box office.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:02:39 AM No.212212277
>>212212106 (OP)
>The whole movie is a mess of cringe jokes and awful CGI action that looks terrible
>This is a guaranteed flop.
you sure?
retards love throwing all their money at dogshit movies like that
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:02:47 AM No.212212284
>>212212106 (OP)
She looks like a clown getting in a spaceship in the trailer
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:04:14 AM No.212212353
>>212212106 (OP)
>they need to restore the snyderverse
opinion disregarded. the movie can be shit for all I know but if you think the snyder movies were any good your opinion on movies is worth absolutely nothing.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:04:42 AM No.212212375
>>212212106 (OP)
I believe all of this.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:06:10 AM No.212212441
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>>212212106 (OP)
>I am completely unbiased but this is way worse than Man of Steel and they need to restore the Snyderverse
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:06:57 AM No.212212479
Rachel Brosnahan 44
Rachel Brosnahan 44
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They're coming!
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:09:24 AM No.212212575
>>212212106 (OP)
Yeah I thought the ending was total ass when Lois Lane kicks Lex Luthor in the testicles as he is getting arrested and that Metropolis cab driver says "Oof, dats gotta hoiyt!"
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:11:28 AM No.212212656
>>212212479
>Yes, goy, we hired a White woman to make out with a jew, you should thank us.
kys jew
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:12:36 AM No.212212706
>>212212106 (OP)
>Superman also has daddy issues and hates Pa Kent and says "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD"
I know this is all bait but this is from Man of Steel
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:13:37 AM No.212212741
>>212212575
>Krypto covers his eyes with his paws
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:14:09 AM No.212212765
>the part where Superman does fortnite dances
Really took me out of it
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:18:17 AM No.212212932
>>212212656
he's whiter than her
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:19:16 AM No.212212971
>>212212932
>jew
>White
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:20:19 AM No.212213017
>>212212932
this desu, I thought she was the jewish one of the two
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:21:25 AM No.212213060
>>212212106 (OP)
>At one point Superman sharts his pants then Metamorpho looks over and says "should've worn your underwear on the inside". Superman also has daddy issues and hates Pa Kent and says "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD", but then at the end it turns out Jor-El was evil and Pa Kent dies so Superman learns his lesson. There's also an ongoing joke about him having a tiny penis because apparently that is Kryptonian biology, even Lois says so to Mr Terrific.
Sounds incredibly kino. Guess those positive early reactions were genuine.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:21:56 AM No.212213077
>>212212479
that's a tranny
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:40:47 AM No.212213804
>>212212106 (OP)
Hey yo /tv/ I've got something I'd like to say.
I probably would've been the kind of dude to go to the movies and watch a Superman movie, I like Superman and all you'd really have to do is tell me theres a new Superman movie and I'd go watch it, but listen to this...
The excessive and limitless marketing and social media posting has not only got me second guessing but I know that I will definitely NOT go tot see this movie now. The more they post (Gunn, WB. DC whatever) the more they damage their move in my opinion.
Keeping some mystery about this would have bought my ticket, keeping the flaws hidden would have been the smartest thing of all. Do one trailer and some interviews and then shut the fuck up about it and especially get off of twitter and shit.
Fucking idiots did more harm to their movie than any writer or director could.
Fuck em I'll just pirate it later
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:42:39 AM No.212213877
>>212212106 (OP)
I hate Gunn with a passion, but this is obvious bait
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:44:37 AM No.212213957
>>212212106 (OP)
>I am completely unbiased
>but this is way worse than Man of Steel and they need to restore the Snyderverse
Kill yourself
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:44:41 AM No.212213960
>>212212479
Bad case of tranny face. Nice tits though.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:45:30 AM No.212213987
>>212212479
Amy Adams>>>>>>>>>> Who ever that troonface is
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:46:47 AM No.212214040
>>212213987
nah
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:48:07 AM No.212214088
images
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>>212214040
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:49:49 AM No.212214153
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>>212214040
Kys jew
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:52:30 AM No.212214257
>>212214088
Thanks for proving my point
Thats a troonchin if I ever saw one
Lay off the consoomer copium
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:53:40 AM No.212214305
>>212212656
she's jewish thoughbiet...
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:54:07 AM No.212214327
>>212214305
no she's not
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:54:44 AM No.212214345
>>212214088
Very hebraic nose
>>212214257
its just jew dysgenics, trannys are also dysgenic and very jewlike so the mistake is understandable.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:55:08 AM No.212214356
>>212214153
this was 40 years ago, Rachel mogs now
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:56:56 AM No.212214422
>>212214345
>implying you wouldn't fuck a tranny assuming even they wouldn't turn you down
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:28:43 AM No.212215494
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>>212212106 (OP)
They fact you use "Snyderverse" in the same sentence as "unbiased" means you're probably a lying sack of shit who needs to sudoku and capeshit needs its own fucking board.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:31:03 AM No.212215580
bullshit
bullshit
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>>212212106 (OP)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:32:07 AM No.212215612
>>212212106 (OP)
Im not reading all that, sumarize it in 10 words or less.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:40:29 AM No.212215905
>>212214356
Amy Adams mogs even now, but we were talking about how they look in their respective Superman films
You wouldnt turn your head if you saw Broshanan at the streets, you are merely overhyping, consoomers are so pathetic nowadays that they even fap to mid women cause they are the latest thing to hype
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:41:35 AM No.212215951
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>>212215905
Amy Adams is old and fat as fuck now. Snyder is trying to save her, but i fear it is far too late.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:41:50 AM No.212215964
>>212212479
>>212214088
Jaimie Lee Cutis vibes
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:47:05 AM No.212216126
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>>212215951
Still looks better than that overhyped troonface you will have forgotten about when hype season is over
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:54:25 AM No.212216344
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>>212212106 (OP)
>I am completely unbiased
>they need to restore the Snyderverse
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:01:31 AM No.212216534
>>212212106 (OP)
>That scene where Lois Lane says โ€œheโ€™s a little less super downstairs and he doesnโ€™t have super staminaโ€
>loisโ€™s ex boyfriend makes fun of Superman about it
>superman is basically an incel
>he uses xray vision to watch Lois get fucked and cums in his superhero pants
>a BBC joke out of no where
>Superman sharts in his pants
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:11:12 AM No.212216784
>>212212106 (OP)
Stop making the same five posts and we'll believe you're a new guy, Pajeet
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:54:20 AM No.212217960
>>212214422
> gunnjeet projection...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:55:21 AM No.212217992
>>212216784
>>212216344
>>212215951
samefag marketer shills, the Supersaar Defense Force is not sending their best. Very Sad!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:56:27 AM No.212218016
>>212212106 (OP)
I believe this
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:57:50 AM No.212218045
Based on the clips I've seen online, it's definitely bad. One of Gunn's worst, and probably worst movie of the year.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:06:08 AM No.212218217
JL Azmazons
JL Azmazons
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>>212215951
Maybe Zack Snyder isn't so bad.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:07:04 AM No.212218245
>>212218045
Sure thing, OP
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:07:14 AM No.212218247
>>212218045
have you considered that the little jew voice cracking is what us hindu millenial manchildren always invisioned him as. When I watched the STAS clips on youtube I imagine a shitty baggy MCU suit and a jewish actor yelling about his invincible doge. Thats superman. someone who yells impotently and looks crosseyed
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:08:08 AM No.212218262
>>212216534
>the scene where the UN was attacked and flags fell on the ground and then superman picked up the Israeli flag and saluted it
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:11:54 AM No.212218349
200w
200w
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>>212212106 (OP)
>also an ongoing joke about him having a tiny penis
That one will land for sure.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:19:42 AM No.212218547
>>212218349
James Gunn is incapable of sincerity. He can oversaturate the film and feature as many pupperinos as he wants but he will never have the ability to tell a story from the heart without ripping something else like a fag.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:21:58 AM No.212218624
>>212212479
fucking bald bitch