There are niggas on this board that have never seen The Lord of the Rings.

I'm one of them. It always felt like vaxxed libtard slop.

>>212212208 (OP)
Little bit overrated desu, and overrated doesn't mean bad, it just means it's not quite as good as the general masses make out. RotK is objectively the worst with Fellowship being the only truly great movie in the trilogy, TT is just kinda there to fill in the gap.

I like to post the word "sneed" onto imageboards

>>212212407
Who doesn't?

sneed

>>212212208 (OP)
Just another white patriarch mourning the death of the next in-line white patriarch. Monarchy is a gate-keeping obstacle designed to uphold White Supremacy.

>>212212208 (OP)
Bullshit

>>212212208 (OP)
They are not my niggas, I can assure you of that much.

>>212212208 (OP)
I didn't watch it because I thought anything to do with knights and medieval shit at the time was cringey for some reason. Keep in mind, I was like 10 at the time.

>>212212368
Tell me something that you think is appropriately highly rated

never will
I may read the books, because I'm literate

>>212214296
imagine being 10 years old and not thinking knights are the coolest niggas ever

>>212212208 (OP)
LOTR is the favorite movie of people who know nothing about movies. Embryonic mouth breather fanbase.

>>212214371
they won't because you're being trolled

boy we zoomers don't watch nerd shit

is it kino tho ?

>>212214443
I probably had mild autism given my favorite IPs at the time were Mortal Kombat and Sonic The Hedgehog. Weapons of any kind albeit swords or guns seemed cringe to me for some reason, like they made you look less tough. Hand to hand combat was more my jam though.

>>212214371
Reservoir Dogs.

>>212214138
>Monarchy is a gate-keeping obstacle designed to uphold White Supremacy
What the fuck is going on on /his/ these days?

>>212212208 (OP)
And it's going to stay this way

>>212212208 (OP)
Boy I hate to tell you this anon, but lord of the rings fucking sucks. It’s like golf, I put it on when I want to take a nap.

>>212215965
This is an absolutely embarrassing post. Tarantino made one good movie and it wasn't reservoir dogs

doubt it

more like Fav of the Troons

Did my tri monthly rewatch last week, the hobbits actually have a bunch of crazy cool kills, except Frodo, nobody ever really pays attention to.
Sam vs Shelob going straight into killing multiple orcs and an Uruk-hai at Barad Ur is a really kino sequence.
Pippin fucks up some orcs on the walls at Minas Tirith, it’s easy to miss in the shots
Same with Merry leading up to the witch king fight

>>212214138
>Monarchy is a gate-keeping obstacle designed to uphold White Supremacy.
It is, and it's beautiful.

>>212215965

>>212212208 (OP)
I'm 30, haven't seen them. I think I read one of the books when I was in middle school 15 years ago.
Medieval stuff never really interested me and I'm sure I got spoiled on a lot of stuff from browsing this board for years (Gandalf dies, the victory(?) celebration picture with the entire surviving cast at the end, etc.).

>>212215858
Seems pretty based for a 10 year old. I fucking hated Nolan’s Batman movies when I was a kid because he looked like a fucking furry in his stupid costume.

>>212212208 (OP)
I watched them when I was a kid because they were on cable all the time. I also watched all The Hobbits in theaters, but have not read any of the books.

>>212214371
Adam sandler's Jack and Jill
Apropriatelly bad rated.

>>212220504
ITS NOT AL ANYMORE
I miss jack and Jill dunc posting

>>212212208 (OP)
A ton of people have seen it but how many of you have read it?

>>212214407
>I may read
What are you, 11 years old? Why haven't you read them already
Start this week, faggot

Slop.

>>212214296
You're not white

>>212220893
like with the subtitles on?

>>212216370
No, YOUR favorite is the objective best, anon.

>>212220504
Wow, even worse than it was. When the RLM review came out it had a whopping 4% score.

>>212221729
I already started but the songs were irritating to read, and I got caught up trying to find performances of them.. Next time, I'll just skip them.
Of course, I have read The Hobbit.

>>212212368
>Fellowship being the only truly great movie in the trilogy
True. TT and RotK are capeshit.

I hope you're keeping with your elvish language courses, right anons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR7pg3ucnpc&ab_channel=ILoveLanguages%21

>>212222305
I agree, Hungarians aren't white.

>>212226065
???
hungarians are white though?

Well there's also lords on the ring that have never seen niggas.

>>212227758
Lucky them.

>>212227613
Like everything when it comes to the racial purity of any given nation, it's nuanced.
The ungars (or magyars, as they call themselves) are a steppe nomadic group that established themselves in the carpathian basin circa 9th century. This group originated from east of the Ural mountains. They were fearsome warriors, experts on the horseback and bow, quickly displacing the germanic/slavic groups in the area. Given their origins, they were indeed asiastic and not european in heritage. The original magyars would have most likely resembled modern mansi & khanty peoples, of whom are modern uralic siberians.
All that being said, the magyars were "outbred" and "mixed" with their surrounding european neighbors since they established themselves in the late 9th century. Genetic testing on random hungarians has shown some express as much as 4% asiastic ancestry and as low as 0%. The modern hungarian is most likely to be some mix of germanic and slavic ancestry, and in some odd cases, a dash of asiastic ancestry.
In short, most modern Hungarians are white, with some rare cases being nonwhite (if you adhere to onedrop rule at least)

>>212212208 (OP)
>>Dey haven't seen mug fairy capeshit for normie nerds.
Oh no, they're so uncultured!

I've never seen it and never will. Back in school we had a teacher who would start reading the fucking book aloud to the class. It was the most ball breaking boring shit to 11 year old me. Then they made the movie. I'm from New Zealand and there were actual filming sets a 5 min drive from where I lived. Wizards, dragons, magic and medieval fantasy shit just ain't my bag, All ur mums are Lord of my Ring.

>>212212208 (OP)
Those chicks are soccer moms now and their little shits probably post underage /b/.

>>212228208
Wowee it's like I'm on 2013 /int/ when racial purity discussions were all the rage.