Even HE had a gf. What's your excuse?

He had blue collar old money chad energy and she was lower than his ranking

i hate society and most people and actively avoid them

>>212214089 (OP)
my clock game is lacking ngl

>>212214089 (OP)
Yeah, his disgusting ugly cunt sister. Hard pass thanks.

>>212214089 (OP)
women love psychopaths.

>>212214127
holy cope lmaooo

>>212214089 (OP)
It's hilarious when he throws something at the dog

>>212214089 (OP)
2 seperate unrelated girls i wasnt attracted to called me ugly in middle school so now i think every girl will find me ugly or otherwise undesirable

You want to know what's even worse than a fictional character having a girlfriend? Chris Chan having one.

>>212214089 (OP)
I assure you ANYONE here could find himself a girlfriend. Problem is you'd never "settle" for someone like that.

>>212214089 (OP)
No excuse, I look like this but my gf is way hotter and younger. You cryfags just need to buy a bitch a beer or give her a fucking laugh. Your posts crack me up and that's why I still come to this awful shill ridden website, if you can make me laff, you can get into bitches britches. Literally simple as

>>212214089 (OP)
I can't compete with a dark triad with good skin and thick hair

>>212214089 (OP)
I'm strictly attracted to girls who are far outside of my league. I'm an ugly chubby stupid sonuvabitch and fucking love women who are well put together.

>>212214131
Good point, I should get a clock.

>>212214089 (OP)
True Detective isn't real, anon. Fuck, I really wish they went deeper into the cult aspect. Are there any kinos about pedophile/human trafficking groups but they actually have a cult/occult connection? Like something that goes full retard like Hereditary.

>>212214342
>True Detective isn't real, anon.
How long have you been sitting on this information?

>>212214089 (OP)
have a gf like that is worse than not having one

>>212214089 (OP)
OP, my excuse is that I don't want a gf. I don't want casual sex. Been there, done that. It's a waste of time with no discernable payout.
I want a wife that will give me her virginity on our wedding bed. A woman that will breed children with me and raise a strong family together with.
Something that was the norm a century ago or so, is now looked at as an insane request today.

>>212214342
Kys distraction shill, this is a therapy thread for volcels

>>212214320
>>212214131
>not clockmaxxing in 2025

>>212214089 (OP)
Gotta say, not a big fan of people. Not any particular type, just people in general.

>>212214224
Dude was white, 6'2 and was an intellectual skilled with his hands. Easily in the top 40% of desirable mates in america

>>212214403
Arranged marriage, my friend.

>>212214418
>Being a consumerist cuckold in the foul year of our lord 25'
Gitgud nigger

>>212214278
Man I saw this absolutely delicious porkchop the other day and I wanted to talk to her so bad but she had her back turned and I didn’t want to freak her out coming up behind her while she’s getting something out of her car. You know, like make her feel cornered or something, it wasn’t the right time to approach someone. I’m hoping I see her again in the hallway.

>>212214129
So did he.

>>212214089 (OP)
did you get hard at the fingering scene again, you freak?

>>212214300
Yeah women are starved of men who actually treat them well and are interesting to interact with, with those qualities rough around edges men can score well above their grade but anons on here can't admit it because they fall under the boring category of person

>>212214380
kek

>>212214462
let me buy a ticket to india real quick

>>212214342
I really wish they made S4 about the west coast highway trafficking idea that Nic had. Would fit in well and it's a very real danger right around us. Anyone driving highways has seen those flyers about kidnap victims

>>212214532
They are. Problem is they have to get ran through by miles of cock until they realize it. It's sad, really.

>>212214418
I need one that is absolutely silent though. Can’t handle the ticking.

>>212214380
Just got the news about 30 minutes ago when I looked closely at the screenshots and realized that's not a real person but the actor Glenn Flesher from Barry.

>>212214589
I've heard of stuff like that. Like they mark your vehicle n shit or pretend like they're car is broken down in the road?

>>212214589
it's hookers that od and ppl throw their bodies away without contacting the authorities

>>212214403
That's what I have and as much as I love my luck it's hard to expect other men to be able to marry and procreate with their HS sweethearts. Every detail of my life essentially amounted to scoring my delicate scenario. Every hike, every jam with my band, every bottle of alcohol all led to creating this mystique that my wife and my other buddies gfs became enamored with. Can't achieve that with a random tinder date

>>212214495
>being a timecel in the glorious year of our lord, 2025

>>212214589
>>212214764
hitchhiking before smartphones sounds like a real fucking gamble

>>212214604
Many are but if you're in the right place talking to the right women some of them were raised to be anti slut. My wife had a thing for women but besides that she was a virgin when we met

>>212214089 (OP)
I have a theory that women prefer men that are slightly dumber than they are. This ensures her intellectual domination while leaving the man to be just capable enough to achieve her demands. I see this pattern regularly and interestingly it seems to be self destructive as at some point in the relationship the woman will become infuriated at her partner's perceived inadequacies and seek other mates. My assumption as to why they don't care as much for men that wholly dominate them is because frankly no one likes to be reminded of their shortcomings. Not sure though, just something I've noticed.

>>212214300
At least make the bait funny next time

>>212214827
>she was a virgin when we met

>>212214681
That stuff can happen but I think it's just about general transpo of trafficked women and how you can see innocuous groups and the woman could be a missing girl. They'd for sure go into deeper tropes about it but yeah it'd start with a dead hooker on the road
>>212214738

>>212214826
My dad did it in the 80s across the entire US but I wouldn't dare imagine a female doing it

>>212214532
I'm aloof at best. I'm often tempted to immediately text back but it's so much better leaving them on "read". Remember when your oneitis didn't text back and you were spiraling and upset? Don't fucking do that, let her. Meet them for lunch or a drink after work (be employed) keep it brief but keep her laughing. I'm a huge autist and I can get girls to laugh at me all of the time but also fuck me.

>>212214089 (OP)
I want a gf but at the same time I think that I'm ugly and a loser and any girl can and should do better than me but also I think of the kind of SHIT I'd have to do with a gf, meaning not only hanging out with her but include her in my daily life, meet her family and her meeting my family (which I don't want), buying her shit, constantly having to be for her in person or through text/calls

It'd be a non stop ride and I'm pretty comfortable right now not having to do any of that shit, downside is I don't get any love and still a virgin

>>212215000
>I'm aloof at best.

>>212214403
So you would take a virgin who has sucked a dozen dicks and had her tits and ass touched by all her friends over a non-virgin who's had 1 or 2 boyfriends before meeting you?
I don't get that reasoning. Where do you people draw the line?

>>212214089 (OP)
I like the IDEA of a girlfriend more than having one. Having been single most of my life I've really grown to like having my time and doing stuff I want to do. Any relationship is a compromise and you hope what you're getting in return is worth the hassle when she wants you to visit her family or do some idiotic shit on the weekend.

>>212215105
you have to find the right person. there are women who just want to do nothing on the weekend just like you.

>>212214089 (OP)
I don't have a retarded inbred sister

>>212214156
TFW NO Cousin GF

>>212215036
I hope you read the rest of my post, I'm a 39yo boomer and it took me too long to figure it out. Maybe my tries and fails helps a lonely autist

>>212215152
The conundrum is how do you meet a woman who doesn't do shit that lets you meet people?

>>212214869
>getting mad at advice
You seem like a woman

>>212214224
They're looksmatched clearly.

>>212215423
>using incel lingo

>>212214787
>timecel
Basic gestalt?

>>212214089 (OP)
I recently wrote a short story about a twink that gets turned into a sex slave by a futanari orc.
If [fictional character in a fictional story] can get a futanari orc gf, why can't you!

>>212215448
You can't go anywhere on the internet and not see it, since about 2016.
That's when evvvvvverything became a "cope".
You don't have hobbies anymore, they're all "copes".

>>212215163
You’re missing out.

this proves every board is a thinly veiled /r9k/ board

>>212215807
Where do you think you are?

>>212215041
I don't consider girls that have touched penis in a big and exciting way to be virgins.

I broke up with my girlfriend and kicked her out.

>>212216027
Good man

>>212215041
Lol what kind of psycho ultimatum is this? Can't anon have a normal virgin girl that hasn't done anything with other men?
What reasoning are you even implying? No one says they'd rather one slut over another.

>>212215807
We've had /r9k/ refugees on every board ever since /r9k/ became a sissification tranny board. /fit/ got hit the worst by them because there's nothing a niggerpiller hates more than a man that dares to improve himself. They hate them even more than they hate women.

>>212216170
>caring this much about board lore/culture

>>212216204
I've been here since 06 anon. It's all I know.

>>212216218
nigga....

Femanon here. A shower and a haircut will go a long way, you know.

>>212216287
Use the hard R you coward.

>>212216379
saying it out of shock and awe, the A fits better. If it was aggro and slanderous, the R would fit better, you nigger

>>212214131
>>212214418
>start doing this

>>212215105
It's a myth that a woman takes away your alone time entirely. I've lived with mine for 7 years and most days now she's in the bedroom and I'm in the living room separately for 60% or more of the day. Sometimes we'll hang out more but it never robs me of my dude hobbies. Also a good woman enjoys your vidya/shows etc

>>212214089 (OP)
I live in south dakota but refuse to date injuns or fat fucks

>>212216426
You said nigger so I am happy and will respectfully concede.

>>212215807
This is 4chan its always been this way. How new can you be

>>212216426
This is true I use both extensively. Nigga can be a term of endearment

>>212216490
I just found this place yesterday. Also do you guys like my GF?

>33 year old khv
My excuse is never trying (literally never been on a date or asked a girl out), and also not having the self-esteem to try to talk to any of them, or to make anything out of my life at all. I'm a complete loser and no woman would ever want to be anywhere near me anyway. I don't even talk to people anymore.
And I live in one of the wealthiest, most beautiful and successful areas of the United States, where not only all the men but also the women are usually successful on their own right, attractive, fit, smart, rich, etc. So the successful people all have reason to stick with other successful people. It's not like I'm in some tiny backwater town in the Midwest or South where no one leaves an people marry who they went to high school with and losers get married to each other. Losers don't exist here, there's a massive overabundance of single men to single women, and all the men are more successful than me. There's no point.

>>212216550
>nd I live in one of the wealthiest, most beautiful and successful areas of the United States, where not only all the men but also the women are usually successful on their own right, attractive, fit, smart, rich, etc.
I know this feeling and God damn it makes me want to anhero so bad

>>212216582
What's your area anon?

>>212216550
Just don't Elliott Roger anyone m'kay?

>>212216518
Good taste

>>212214129
this

I don't got rizz like green ears