>Ballerina.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR
>Ballerina.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR
>Ballerina.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR
>Ballerina.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR
>Ballerina.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR
Ana De Armas is the NEW JOHN WICK!!!!!!
Deal with it!
>>212215095 (OP)>Ballerinawow that will bring in the ticket sales!
>>212215095 (OP)I saw this with my gf in theaters. pretty good, better than the last couple John Wicks
>>212216236you think you're better than me, punk?
>>212215095 (OP)I liked it. Especially the flame thrower battle. We need more flame thrower shit in action movies. Something about seeing people get barbecued
>>212215985*From the world of JOHN WICK
From an action scene only standpoint, where do you rank Ballerina and Kill Bill?
Another flop from Ana de Armas, lol.
>>212218447Ballerina better in the fact she isnโt over powering men and has to basically cheat and use weapons and shit to beat them and still needs to be saved by John Wick
>>212218548Blame solely goes for putting it out in June when it shouldโve been a later summer movie. They did it because was only time Reeve could do promotions
>>212215095 (OP)The theater I saw this in had the volume at such a fucked up level I'm sure I'm partially deaf now.
>>212215095 (OP)is this a remake of the Korean movie Ballerina?
bin afflick was all up in her guts too
I'm not even going to downloaded this
the only good movies ana de armas has ever made were the ones where she shows her mid tier tits and ass
ballerina was better than john wick 4 john wick 4 was pretty fuck bad
>>212217264Mortality Transition Technician.
>>212221450I thought it was never going to end.
>>212215095 (OP)what's with her face in the photo, did she get bogged?
>>212215095 (OP)Ah fuck i love soft mature young women meat
>>212215095 (OP)>the wall approachesHow do we stop aging, bros?
you look at fights like the raid and be holy shit. but then you see ana de armas and she just cant keep up, the stunts just wait around for her. it sucks because i liked her in that bond flick.
>>212224508mature still young enough to breed
35-47
>>212224508>>212224566sorry actually meant 36-47
>>212215095 (OP)the older she gets the more of a squirrel she looks and that's a good thing
>>212215095 (OP)>>Ballerina.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR>you either pay a premium account or if you're lucky you have to wait a few minutes for the download to startWhat is the point? Can't I see this movie directly online without downloading it?
>>212221450Donnie Yen saved that movie, rest was shit. Also no idea why they added the black guy for no reason at all.
>>212224806Do you not know how pirating works? If you're paying for anything you're a fucking idiot.
>>212218259from the twisted mind of JOHN WICK
john wick presents
From the universe of John Wick
BALLERINA
>>212215985Yeah, execs are retards for okay'ing the title. That alone must've cost them a pretty penny in sales.
>>212215095 (OP)It's pretty good
Predictably /tv/ is throwing a tantrum because it has a woman lead
Some of you really need to touch grass
HDR versions never look right when I make webms
>>212225015>>212225015Can you webm the moment with the fakout transition when the SUV hits her car?
>>212221776>I thought it was never going to endFair criticism. It was definitely overly long.
>>212224860>Also no idea why they added the black guy for no reason at all.Wick 5, it's a means of having someone feel indebted/loyal to John without getting into marker business.
>>212215095 (OP)What do guys you think her panties smell like?
>>212224875>If you're paying for anything you're a fucking idiot.I'm not paying, but the links I find are always limited by something
i will only watch this if she gets completely naked multiple times
>>212224860He solely existed to add two animal companions to the film (him and his dog)
John Wick:
>Budget 20-30 million
>Box Office 86 million
Ballerina:
>Budget 90 million
>Box Office 109 million
I'm just saying, this shit would be fine if you spent 30 million less on it.
>>2122162363 and 4 were pure fucking trash so thatโs not really a high bar
>>212215095 (OP)An actress who can't act Not good for your lead.
She can't convincingly portray even obvious emotions like anger or boo hoo my Daddy died.
The hand to hand fights were pretty boring, the gun scenes were ok.
I didn't give a fuck about Eve's path of revenge for her gypsy father
It was just pretty damn boring.
Seeing this dude pop up felt like a jump scare after having played DS 2 last week, another disappointing sequel.
Ana is stupidly beautiful tho, credit where credit is due.
>>212226347When will theaters reach the level of technology that allows smells so you can not only see but also smell the armpits.
>>212226715They already have that and it's really old. They're just cards. They show a number on the screen and you use a scratch n sniff card.
I liked the grenade shenaniguns (heh) on the armorer's shop
I also appreciate that they subverted the scene, i never liked these shopping scenes in the originals, im happy they cut it on this one.
>>212226709What didn't you like about DS2?
>>212215095 (OP)shit boring yo. endless mindless pew pews
John Wick 2 was peak. All the shootout scenes were awesome. The quad loading is always fun to watch.
It really took a dive when they abused the gay armored suit bullshit. So stupid. The blind guy was stupid as fuck too.
The HR manager where I work is like a clone of her. She's actually surprisingly one of the nice type of HR women not the bitchy karen types.
okay /k/
do these flamethrowers exists?
Something the size of a large assault rifle with a tank the size of a sport bottle able to produce that powerful (and that many) flames before running empty?
My gut is telling me no, and that they belong in the same realm as the magic silencers and bulletproof suits but... might as well ask
>>212219801John Wick 2 was the same. I'm positive I got hearing damage from the unsuppressed gunshots.
>>212227588I'm talking about taking the actress's sweat molecules, replicating them and releasing them in the theater at the right time.
>>212224860>Also no idea why they added the black guyHe's a tie in to the Nobody film. He appears in it.
I think the character he plays in Wick 4 was originally intended to be this guy, though.
>>212224561>but then you see ana de armas and she just cant keep up, the stunts just wait around for herSame thing with Halle Berry's cringe in JW3. That one scene where the poor stunt guy had to flop around for 20 seconds pretending to be "dazed" so the old bitch could finally reload and shoot him. Secondhand embarrassment. Being a woman isn't even a real excuse, that alien jap lady in JW4 did fine.
>>212228461hahaha the granny face is appearing, same shit happened to jenna fischer.
https://post.rlsbb.ru/ballerina-2025-2160p-amzn-web-dl-hdr-h-265-byndr/
It's free for /tv/
Ana rocked that fireproof suit just saying
I have zero expectations for the choreography in this, just tell me if she looks hot.
>>212229833>You can download files up to 2GB in free mode.Nice piracy you got there
>>212215095 (OP)This is pretty good, I don't know why all you neetniggers hate on it so much
>>212215095 (OP)This was decent, but had all the problems every Wick movie has. Mainly the shitty looking CGI gunshots and bullet hits. And the whole Wick universe where everyone is an assassin gets sillier by each movie. Wick beating up Ana without even trying, and the flamethrower stuff were neat, though.
And I thought it had surprisingly good action and direction for a Len Wiseman film. But then I looked it up and found out that the Wick film director reshot most of the movie because Wiseman's version was so shit. That figures.
>>212221450JW4 was the first time I was ever bored during and action movie's action scenes
>>212218548I wanna coom to this picture, saars.
>>212231068I think with each movie, they feel the need to top the action scenes of the previous ones, so they start being overly long and convoluted. And thus boring.
>>212229409>>212230309christ this board is full of faggots. she looks good for her age, and she didn't go the way of the bog. still waifu material.
>>212231834>just keep trying new hosts bro, you'll find the right one in just two more weeks. If there is such a good host than link it instead of just claiming there is one.
>>212232522>mommy spoonfeed meNo. Use another host or torrent it.
>>212232522Did you use all the hosts on the page? No? Because you're a lazy shit?
>>212232964>>212232927Asking for help to not waste too much time is not asking for spoonfeeding. If you can't give a good answer it's because you don't have one and every reply you give is made to waste time.
What are you bitches babbling about
Overall I enjoyed the movie, but in the most important area.
In JW3, Sofia was the greatest ever depiction of a female who can hang with stone cold killers, full stop. She had all the skills, yes, but was still utterly overpowered and outmatched by any man. She bridged the divide with her dogs, themselves an extension of her competence and discipline. Through them, she wasn't just made equal to men but was able to triumph in a situation of overwhelming odds.
In Ballerina, it is acknowledged super early on that Eve will always be overpowered but if she just "fights like a girl," meaning to "cheat" and "fight dirty," she will be be victorious. Aside from being undeniably girlboss bullshit, itself an absolute and abject failure, it is literally meaningless because no one she faces off with is doing so under the assumption it will be a formal battle adhering to rules and honor- it's all just a bunch of killers trying to kill by any means necessary. There is no way to "cheat" or "fight dirty." It's retarded.
That said, I do appreciate the mild lip service paid to Eve being weak and the outright lmao btfo that is her trying to take on John, and her not even getting a single blow in on him while he repeatedly established that he could kill her with hardly any effort.
>>212235018you've gone too far this time buddy
>>212235018It really is. Home release came mighty quick.
>>212219823no but they did have a couple of korean chick in it as an hommage
there's also a cameo from the original french nikita actress, the film that started the whole secret woman assassin in a secret women assassin guild bullshit
>>212233978My take too. Credit for actually acknowledging that she's a girl and tiny at that, but it never really manifested outside of the frozen bar and John Wick boss battle because...they all had guns, or flamethrowers.
>37 years old
Should have been done 10 years ago
>>212228405Exactly like every Wick except for the first one
>>212238852horror on par with the likes of exorcist desu
Why wasn't there a bring her back thread
>>212230905because women can't ever beat men in anything physical or involving violence or guns.
>>212215095 (OP)>woman has to piggyback off success of manNever changes. They even had to put John Wick in the title to advertise this spinoff. I'll watch it for Armes but that chick, while gorgeous, has no charisma. A Latina without spice is a sad thing.
I got halfway through it, will marathon the rest today
I thought the scene where they put the asian chick through "the test" was interesting, but I don't get why they would put recruits through all that training just to make them expendable
>>212242140She wasn't a recruit. She was someone who already had been an assassin for a long time, but then probably decided to go against the Ruska Roma. They caught her and decided to use her as the final test for Eve.
>>212244369Yes I got that, she obviously had to do the test 10 years ago. I just think the test isn't the smartest thing to do with people they invested all that training into
>>212244841Is she as hot as she used to be? no, but she can still pass for mid to late 20s roles. I wouldn't say she's hit the wall (yet)
>>212237887>frozen barI did like when Eve shot a rubber bullet into the bad Asian girl's cunt.
>>212215095 (OP)her eyes hit the wall, goddamn those crows feets and bags under her eyes compared to 12-15 years ago
>>212218548