What am I in for? Watching with my wife. There are no interracial sex scenes right?

>>212215759 (OP)
There's a sort of interactial sex scene but it's just a guise so she can turn him into a vampire. It's a genuinely great movie, as long as you're not a massive unironic racist you'll enjoy it.

>>212215759 (OP)
Vampires are misunderstood and are forced to suck blood due to socioeconomic factors.

>>212216062
>as long as you're not a massive unironic racist you'll enjoy it
Fuck

>>212215759 (OP)
I rented this fucker for 20$ on my Xbox to watch with my 30 year old wife, but we barely made it past the "Oh they're vampires *rolls eyes*" portion. She couldn't even make to the "picked poor Robin clean" song I had stuck in my head for a week.

Am I stupid for suggesting a movie that might require a slight attention span and comprehension of jim crow southern history, or should she learn how to get off her fucking phone? She said it was boring.

Anyways, I think the only sex scene is between Michael Blue Jordan and his water buffalo gf. Black on black crime for sure.

>>212215759 (OP)
Combination of From Dusk till Dawn and any other "we WUZ kangz N shiet" movie.

Deeply subversive.

>be "anti-racist"
>have to pretend the worst slop of the year is kino because some black guy made it
>every year

>>212215759 (OP)
it's not interracial because hailee is a black woman

>>212216077
kek

>>212215759 (OP)
>There are no interracial sex scenes right?
It's not interracial, but there is a sex scene. It's more of a musical. It's worth seeing at least once. And it takes a while to get to the vampire part. They barely appear until the middle of the movie.

>>212216228
Your wife sounds based. You don't.

>>212216228
This is literally a blackdudebro movie why on earth would you think a woman would like it? Are you sure this wasn't your mom?

I truly enjoyed this film and the themes it tried to tell. I just don't like the idea of the kid holding onto the guitar as opposed to letting it go. Letting it go would mean he would be the prodigal son. But he didn't. He fled from disaster, having been delivered from certain death and damnation...and in the end he chose to continue to strum the guitar as opposed to return to ministry. Ah well. God has a plan everyone. I would have preferred if the kid did some kind of worship music but to hear that all he did was frequent clubs and play secular stuff is incredibly disheartening.

Even the final song he played. Should've been something to attribute positivity to his faith. Or to the Lord.

>>212216228
Don't feel bad. My sister had a very similar reaction. While I was at work she and my mom cut the movie off to put on something else. I was incredibly disappointed. Not every film is for everyone and I honestly get that. I accept that. Different cultures and the like. But I feel like if someone actively speaking against the film while watching it then it's because they're just not mentally where they'd need to be to appreciate a film like this.

>>212215759 (OP)
hearing those two red letter media fatties praise this piece of shit as if it was anything other than derivative, mediocre racebaiting garbage made me lose the little respect I had left for them. the fact that every major film reviewer praised this movie as amazing and groundbreaking really goes to show how little integrity they all have

>>212215759 (OP)
>There are no interracial sex scenes right?
Nah just abunch of hateful niggas

>>212215759 (OP)
>There are no interracial sex scenes right?
There is, but it was fucking lame, considering the chemistry of Hailee + Wallace. They wanted to fuck irl with the cameras rolling. But the director was too pussy to let it happen.

Everybody thinks Hailee is racist. They're wrong. She wants to suck BBC. She just doesn't want to marry it. iykyk

>>212223506
michael b. jordan is 100% a closeted homosexual

>>212216062
Well, im out then.

>>212223742
Maybe.

>>212215759 (OP)
That jig was out of this world.

It's very well shot, starts off well but you know what's going to happen after the first 5mins. Starts to fall apart for me half way through when it turns into a action movie with a underwhelming end.
The stinger at the end was a huge copout also.
The genre blending didn't work for me and it turning into a action movie was weak, especially since the action wasn't good.

I tried to watch that movie. a white woman gets raped by a piece of shit within 5 minutes. I turned it off immediately. fuck that movie