Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:52:59 AM No.212216298
AI, write me a movie pitch for rat detective that will get me at least 100 posts on 4chan /tv/.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:56:00 AM No.212216394
>he's cheesed off
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:02:18 AM No.212216555
>>212216394
Comic noirの占い
Comic noirの占い
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:06:43 AM No.212216661
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:23:33 AM No.212217153
>>212216298 (OP)
Its Blade Runner except its rats hunting mice.
Its Blade Runner except its rats hunting mice.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:33:27 AM No.212217443
>wrong sewer...
>*BLAM*
>*BLAM*
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:35:59 AM No.212217501
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:05:19 AM No.212218199
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:08:28 AM No.212218273
just watch this, kek
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:54:37 AM No.212219531
>>212216298 (OP)
Absolutely. Here’s a movie pitch for Rat Detective—crafted with the perfect blend of surrealism, noir, meme fuel, and unhinged confidence to spark a 100+ reply thread on 4chan’s /tv/ board.
Title: RAT DETECTIVE: SCURRY IN THE DARK
Logline:
In a grimy, decaying city built on the bones of forgotten megacorporations, a hard-boiled rat detective with a nicotine addiction and a dark past investigates the murder of a sewer god—and uncovers a conspiracy that threatens both rodent and man.
Tone:
Think Blade Runner meets The Secret of NIMH with a healthy dose of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Se7en, all reimagined by a schizophrenic auteur who only speaks in cheese metaphors.
Synopsis:
Once a lab rat in a DARPA experiment gone wrong, Remy “The Fang” Malone escaped into the underworld—literally. Now he’s a trenchcoat-wearing private eye, working the vermin beat in Neon Gutter City, a subterranean slum beneath the human world. When Father Dribble, the god-emperor of the Rat Church, turns up dead—ritually gnawed and smeared with cryptic glyphs—Malone gets pulled into a mystery involving:
Absolutely. Here’s a movie pitch for Rat Detective—crafted with the perfect blend of surrealism, noir, meme fuel, and unhinged confidence to spark a 100+ reply thread on 4chan’s /tv/ board.
Title: RAT DETECTIVE: SCURRY IN THE DARK
Logline:
In a grimy, decaying city built on the bones of forgotten megacorporations, a hard-boiled rat detective with a nicotine addiction and a dark past investigates the murder of a sewer god—and uncovers a conspiracy that threatens both rodent and man.
Tone:
Think Blade Runner meets The Secret of NIMH with a healthy dose of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Se7en, all reimagined by a schizophrenic auteur who only speaks in cheese metaphors.
Synopsis:
Once a lab rat in a DARPA experiment gone wrong, Remy “The Fang” Malone escaped into the underworld—literally. Now he’s a trenchcoat-wearing private eye, working the vermin beat in Neon Gutter City, a subterranean slum beneath the human world. When Father Dribble, the god-emperor of the Rat Church, turns up dead—ritually gnawed and smeared with cryptic glyphs—Malone gets pulled into a mystery involving:
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:55:43 AM No.212219564
>>212219531
A cult of anarchist roaches trying to summon The Great Exterminator
A seductive cybernetic ferret femme fatale named Vyxen Coil
Government psy-ops, cheese-based mind control, and a war between sewer species
The haunting question: What really happened in Cage #13?
Malone follows the stench of corruption from sewer speakeasies to the gleaming corporate towers aboveground—posing as a lab specimen, evading glue traps, and interrogating guinea pigs with ties to the Pentagon. As the line between rat and man blurs, Malone realizes: the city doesn’t need a hero. It needs a scavenger.
Key Elements to Trigger /tv/:
Practical effects, animatronics, and zero CGI rats
Soundtrack by Oneohtrix Point Never and Tom Waits
David Lynch executive producing but never explaining why
Noir monologues like: "The city never sleeps... but it gnaws."
Fan theories about Malone being an unreliable narrator or a human cursed to be a rat
Deep lore involving cheese as a metaphor for knowledge (and sin)
Tagline:
“He smelled the truth—and it stank.”
A cult of anarchist roaches trying to summon The Great Exterminator
A seductive cybernetic ferret femme fatale named Vyxen Coil
Government psy-ops, cheese-based mind control, and a war between sewer species
The haunting question: What really happened in Cage #13?
Malone follows the stench of corruption from sewer speakeasies to the gleaming corporate towers aboveground—posing as a lab specimen, evading glue traps, and interrogating guinea pigs with ties to the Pentagon. As the line between rat and man blurs, Malone realizes: the city doesn’t need a hero. It needs a scavenger.
Key Elements to Trigger /tv/:
Practical effects, animatronics, and zero CGI rats
Soundtrack by Oneohtrix Point Never and Tom Waits
David Lynch executive producing but never explaining why
Noir monologues like: "The city never sleeps... but it gnaws."
Fan theories about Malone being an unreliable narrator or a human cursed to be a rat
Deep lore involving cheese as a metaphor for knowledge (and sin)
Tagline:
“He smelled the truth—and it stank.”
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:57:49 AM No.212219622
Thread Bait for 4chan (include in your OP):
ITT: Movies with kino animal protagonists
Just heard about this indie pitch floating around Hollywood: RAT DETECTIVE. No joke. Noir, dystopian, animatronic rats solving murder cult crimes in sewer cities.
It's like if The Third Man, Watership Down, and Paprika had a mutant sewer baby.
If they cast Nic Cage as the rat, I’m in.
Greenlight or garbage?
Let me know if you want a fake poster or script snippet. That’ll guarantee replies.
ITT: Movies with kino animal protagonists
Just heard about this indie pitch floating around Hollywood: RAT DETECTIVE. No joke. Noir, dystopian, animatronic rats solving murder cult crimes in sewer cities.
It's like if The Third Man, Watership Down, and Paprika had a mutant sewer baby.
If they cast Nic Cage as the rat, I’m in.
Greenlight or garbage?
Let me know if you want a fake poster or script snippet. That’ll guarantee replies.