Thread 212216433 - /tv/ [Archived: 959 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:57:03 AM No.212216433
Anakin_Skywalker_RotS
Anakin_Skywalker_RotS
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what was the moral lesson in Anakin Skywalker turning to the dark side?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:00:00 AM No.212216503
Don't think with your dick
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:01:22 AM No.212216531
>>212216503
FPBP
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:03:30 AM No.212216580
>>212216433 (OP)
if you're part of a strict monastic order and your prophecized messiah shows up, you should probably treat him well instead of treating him like he's a piece of shit and a burden
and when he confesses to the head monk that he's being overcome with negative emotions and doesn't know how to deal with them, you should probably do more than just tell him
>that's rough buddy
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:08:42 AM No.212216703
>>212216433 (OP)
Anakin starts out as a slave and is turned into a child soldier who becomes a space wizard that ends up killing an entire village of barbarian aliens that raped and murdered his mother. If there was a lesson it's, "individuals with PTSD tend to unravel eventually"
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:10:24 AM No.212216760
>>212216433 (OP)
>if you have the choice between letting the love of your life die or slaughtering a preschool you should just let your love die

life is unfair :(
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:10:26 AM No.212216762
younglings
younglings
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You need to kill children to bring balance to the force
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:12:43 AM No.212216830
>>212216433 (OP)
if an evil wizard tells you he can save your wife from dying, you should probably confirm he actually has this ability before you betray everyone and everything in your life for him
>OK so now that I've crossed the rubicon and betrayed the jedi and can't go back, can we save Padme now?
>.......TO CHEAT DEATH...IS A POWER ONLY ONE HAS ACHIEVED....BUT I'M SURE IF WE WORK TOGETHER WE CAN DISCOVER THE SECRET : )
wait
you don't actually know how to do it?
ah shit
well I guess I'll go kill a bunch of kids for you anyway
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:13:27 AM No.212216846
I'd kill them kids for prime Natalie Portman too.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:14:08 AM No.212216871
>>212216703
Jedi don't send children into battle or dangerous missions. They train at the jedi temple until they reach padawan and go on missions with their master.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:14:51 AM No.212216892
Check
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:15:36 AM No.212216912
>>212216703
They did a shit job of portraying anakin with ptsd. He should have been unraveling throughout the trilogy. Starting him off as a 10 year old was a stupid idea
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:16:34 AM No.212216950
>>212216871
Jedi abduct children from their parents and train them to be warriors for their religious cult, the fact they might wait until a kid's a teenager to start putting them in mortal danger doesn't count for much.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:17:07 AM No.212216971
>>212216950
they don't take the kids without consent
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:17:45 AM No.212216985
>>212216433 (OP)
you probably shouldn't let women groom little boys
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:18:29 AM No.212217009
>>212216433 (OP)
He was
>le angry
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:18:44 AM No.212217016
>>212216985
She was 14 in the Phantom Menace
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:19:21 AM No.212217029
>>212216985
>women groom little boys
there's no such thing
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:19:42 AM No.212217039
>>212216950
Being selected to the Jedi would be something that kids dream about. Like going to Hogwarts.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:28:03 AM No.212217297
>>212217016
Anakin was 9
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:44:00 AM No.212219205
>>212216503
kek
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:24:05 AM No.212220275
lucas
lucas
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>>212216433 (OP)