Just watched the Devils Advocate. What did I think?

>>212217599 (OP)
The ending is insane

You think the incest at the end is hot and only a faggot would reject fucking your italian half-sister

>>212217599 (OP)
>What did I think?
That you just watched kino the likes of which could never be made today

>>212217599 (OP)
You think you're a FAAAAAANNN

Any other movies that promote suicide?

>>212217720
The suicide theory

>>212217720
My Life (1992)

The ending is unrealistic. Keanu should have gone straight to hell for suicide.

Why did he burst into flames?

>>212217772
he ate nothing but grass and was bloated with methane. Pure science, you see.

>>212217599 (OP)
>uh, how is that movie with kino actors from 90s?


How do you you think it is, dummy? It's kino.
Duh.

>>212217720
Oh No My Suicide Can't Be This Cute Step-Sister 2017)

>>212217831
Is American Psycho a better movie?

Replace Keanu Reeves with just about any other actor on EARTH and this film would have been near-perfect.
>inb4 "Neil Breen"

charlize was so hot with short black hair

EDDIE BARZOON
EDDIE BARZOON

>>212217663
This.

>didn't know what kind of movie it was
>thought the title was wordplay
>demon jumpscare
Got me good.

>>212217599 (OP)
if you ever are up for trial for diddling a girl make sure you don't zip up your pants and begin strokin yarself

>>212221819
https://youtu.be/OXsbx3oTegg?feature=shared&t=51

this was just a dream right? it wasn't for real, rite?

Between Pachino's, Mortensen's and Byrne's performances as the D-guy, which one was the best one in your opinion? Doesn't matter if the rest of the cast or movie were bad. Strictily solo performance.

>>212222612
all shit. Peter Stomare mogs all

>>212222612
End of days is easily the most underrated film

>>212222612
TIM CURRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Vmx8BcmdY

>>212222612
Pure kino. Although, Alec Baldwin should have directed Charlize Theron's suicide scene

Why couldn't they pick a hotter cunnie???

If it were for me I'd pick Victoria Justice, Ariel Winter or Taylor Swift

>>212222832
>You're choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!
https://youtu.be/WzYVfJ29eMc?t=3

>>212217599 (OP)
>>212223906
>Italian = Devil

>>212223906
The bloke on the train saying christine is still scary

>>212222875
Those are some BIG horns

>>212223999
Yes. Even the name is a dime store joke.

she lets herself get raped by N words... worship that? NEVER!