what are some 80s aerobics kinos?

and why is this so hot?

>>212223682 (OP)

>>212223804
Can someone please post the webm of van damme getting an embarrassing erection

Imagine being Arnold..

>>212223682 (OP)
>getting mogged by background extras
yikes

Women replaced that with Yoga

>>212223687

>Ass like a 10 year old boy!

>>212223682 (OP)

i'd rather beat off to andy dick

>>212224311
*again

>>212223682 (OP)

>>212223687
You have GID that's why
That's some masculine hips and ass there

>>212223804
wtf he had more ass than jlc

>>212223933
There is no need to imagine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB4OZWwchBQ

>>212224327
kek

>>212224379
Zoomers don't even realize how big hype aerobic was

>>212224373
Jaime was once a man so..

>>212223682 (OP)
>>212223687
Imagine being Arnold...

>>212223682 (OP)
Aerobicide

>>212223804
His movies are for closeted gay men, right?

>>212225079
Imagine being John...

>>212225237
They are for men who don't skip their stretch routines.

>>212225423
He eventually played Guille.

>>212225317
carter of mars?

>>212223804
>Why is he wearing a string for fucks sake!

>>212223682 (OP)
Pretty crazy to think that women weren't whores for only the Victorian era and very shortly afterwards
Think about how recent that is. The rest of human history they've been whores.

>>212224379
>Found out a couple years ago that Schwarzenegger is German for Black Nigger

>>212223682 (OP)
>>212223687
Wish they made some modern aerobics kino with Elizabeth Debicki.

>>212223682 (OP)
now this is Perfect

>>212226229
I saw this movie awhile back. John Travolta is a reporter who pesters Jamie Lee Curtis until she fucks him. kind of a silly premise

>>212226144
>Guy in the pink shirt
>FAGGOT

>>212223687

because JLC is hot. and the meme doesn’t work anymore since we know Arnold impregnated someone 100x less attractive.

>>212223682 (OP)
As I recall there's only one other big one Heavenly Bodies. And it's very awesome but pretty different. Relatively speaking. So they make a really nice double feature.

>>212223682 (OP)

>>212227751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazUZz3K6IY

...meeee...call on me...call on meeEEE...CALL ON ME...call on meEEE...CALL ON MEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4

>>212229570

>>212223682 (OP)
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>212229570
i remember seeing this back when it came out and wondering how something this lewd is even allowed to be a music video

>>212229672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls

>>212224026
HAHAHAHA, AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212223682 (OP)

>>212223687
>this is what boomers are talking about when they rant about the good old days before everyone expected white women to have fat asses

>>212227929
Jesse Ventura desperately trying not to laugh and masking it with a grin at the 11 second mark

>>212229732
I remember seeing that and wondering how much further they could take it.
Little did I know we were at the high water mark.
The thing about a Golden Age is you don't understand that you're in one until it's over.

>>212229825
Top this if you can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3exdTKRif6I

>>212223682 (OP)
TFW no 80s JLC GF to ride my cock off.

>>212230624
that isn't even benni benassi tier ya dingus

>>212224311
He's good at fuckin'.
Fuckin' and suckin'.

>>212226380
Ughn, yes. Wish she got nude with that little red beaver more often.

>>212223682 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyyO2bOPu4

>>212229632
Based and Pasta Pilled.

>>212229607
there is exactly one reason why a man would take an aerobics class

>>212230880
thanks haven't thought about this video in over a decade
now I wish I had a handyman marv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwB82d5IsjY

>>212231183
he's homosexual

>>212231183
Oh yeah?
So tell me what is the reason that faggot in pink shirt does it?

>>212226144
The faggot in pink shirt

>>212231322
>pink shirt guy
Pedro Pascal

>>212225237
Only a closeted gay man would ask this.

>>212225670
i used to think that too, because it looks like swartze (black) + negger
but its actually swartzen (black as an adjective) + egg + er (demonym) meaning "a person from the town of swartzenegg" (swartzenegg, the name of a town, literally meaning "black egg")
think of it as, a berliner is from berlin, so a swartzenegger is from swartzenegg

>>212225237
surprisingly I don't believe Van Damme is gay, he gives me more Rocko vibes. He wants to fuck every woman he meets. He's a sex pest and probable addict, but not closeted.

Closeted men act more like Will Smith or Joe Rogan. Van Damme is consistintely trying to get women's attention and it's not to be loved up like Pedro Pascal wants. He wants pussy,

I don't think Van Damme is cool or anything, just not a fag. Metrosexual kinda.

I wish women still dressed in bright colored leotard and tights.

>>212229732
Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

>>212231856
they probably will but they're all gonna be overweight and not white

>>212231856
yoga pants

>>212229570
>>212229732
for me it was Satisfaction, presented in glorious 240p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0fkNdPiIL4

>>212231985
I for one welcome our AI overlords.>>212231289

>>212224026
>>212229773
based

>>212223687
she's into it

>>212223682 (OP)
if anyone finds a 480p rip of this or higher please contact me immediately

>>212232047
Ask and you shall receive
https://bt4gprx.com/magnet/UsYbe5TwI4rB4fxHxCPeffWVfvWYDOArQ

>>212232047
>>212223682 (OP)

Oh my gosh! A bluray was just released!!!! I used to scour every site I could for a 480 rip every day in 2021 for this and now my tracker has bluray rips!!!! thank you OP, thank you!!!!

>>212231904
Yoga pants are absolute garbage.
They always use dull cotton fabric and they always pick black or grey.

>>212232025
glorious
nigger culture ruined sexy

Before gigantic ape asses where a thing pic related was the biggest selling workout video. Ever bitch had one

My own personal favorite:
https://youtu.be/gZl8yr1YxrI?si=oLASbVlDBWHKh6ag

>>212232082
thank you wizard, I had no idea a bluray was released bless all llamas and yourself too cheers wizard, cheers

>>212232187
mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A&list=RDTIfAkOBMf5A&start_radio=1

>>212223682 (OP)
Going back to the 1980's... there was an actress named Victoria Principal, who hit it big as one of the stars of the wildly popular TV show "Dallas"

Just before she became famous, she signed a deal to do commercials for a few exercise companies; who ran the ads to death after she became known.

Example 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hysAXhoG7PE

Example 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqkto-iVviU

>>212232234
Ha that’s like the polar opposite of my pick, yin and yang, baby!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2U52BrOUDQ

>>212232487
yeah I remember watching this when I decided to rewatch miami vice
it was a tough 2 days for my dick

>>212232487
>>212232557
SHE WAS ONLY 16 YOU SICK FUCKS

>>212232650
out of 10

>>212232557
she looks like jimmy michaels mom

>>212232245
does this type of woman exist anymore

>>212223804
>First I kick the bad guy away from you like this. Then I slide down on top of you into the mating press like this
>All the girls soak the floor in ecstacy at his demonstration

>>212232808
She first gained notice from two films; "The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean" (1972) and "The Naked Ape" (1973); for which she did a pictorial in the September 1973 edition of Playboy. That, I think got her the spot on Dallas; which made her an A-list celebrity.

The 80's had a different look; a lot of it was bases on the hair styles

>>212231183
>>212231296
>Look at those loser dudes on the cheerleading squad. They get to be around all the hottest kellys and touch the tight stacies all the time. The best chicks in school love their muscles and want to bang them. Bunch of homos!

>>212231183
>>212233087
when I was in high school I joined the Dance Club for this exact reason.
All the guys made fun of me for being the only guy.
They weren't laughing after seeing the first class.
I fucked half the girls in the club (the attractive half) throughout that school year.

Ninja 3 The Domination

>>212232487
>>212232689
She is James Cameron's wife.

>>212231540
>FAGGOT

>>212223687
>>212223682 (OP)

>>212231754
>Fuck all that literature and damage controle brainwashing

Schwarzen (BLACK) Negger (NIGGER)

>>212223682 (OP)
>>212223687
The whites find this attractive?

>>212229570
>>212229732
Remind me, what was the song with the giantess chick and the skydiving babies?

Watch Jamie Lee Curtis in Blue Steel (1989) anons. Most of the movie is about her horny policewoman sex drive, the other 40% is about some serial killer shit who cares

>>212229607
>Eric Prydz "Call On Me"
No one knows but there's a sequel to that video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSDybbEi-Lo

Newfags
https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g?si=4EH4bivRfMJIYcAA

>>212234603
If you don't find it attractive, you are gay.

>>212225237
>>212231641
>I said I'm deeply closeted. I'm not coming out though.
https://youtu.be/-PTYiuo--gE?t=33

>>212223804
look mom i am acting

>>212236185
Kek

>>212234603
just scroll down far enough that you can't see the face

>>212223804
very, very, very gay. I wonder if he's ridden cock in that position

>>212232107
Fun City Editions. Same time they released "Paradise" with Phoebe Cates.

Death Spa

>>212232047
>>212232082
>>212232220
You need to be flayed alive. :)

>>212232245
>>212232808
Early 1980's (1980 to 1983) was peak comfiness. It was transitioning from the late 70's so women still had lush long hair while you saw elements of what the 80s is stereotyped as but nowhere near as obnoxious like 1985 to 1987 had.

>>212223947
>the one in grey

Yup. I enjoy Magnum PI and even there, one can see the 70s style and feeling wafting into the early 80s.
Then all the big hair and shoulder-pads on women in the second half of the decade.
>TFW never got to enjoy the 70s and 80s as an adult.

Meant to reply to >>212237478
with >>212237613

>>212236868
Why would you wonder about that?

>>212237613
Yeah I would've loved to have experienced those 2 decades as well. You also notice that there was barely any fat people in these webms? People were in far better shape. Yeah there were a few overweight people, but compared to today's lardasses, they'd be considered "plump".

Magnum P.I. was god-tier. Loved that along with Hunter, Miami Vice, The Fall Guy, and MacGyver. We don't even have good rugged action guys anymore.

>>212237760
because I'm a little gay, but not full blown gay

>>212223682 (OP)
Mousercise

>>212237203
I didn't use his link!

>>212238080

>>212238105
Hopefully no one did.

>>212237968
A little fruity in the booty. A little sugar in your tank.

>>212236981
https://www.funcityeditions.com/films Kino!

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4xUwUuu3wo

>>212238230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A
Unironically kino

JLC was so hot. Wouldn't touch her now. I don't mind hags but she got ruined

>>212235129
>144p

>>212235129
>>212240891
highest resolution I could find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTBUlUiqlwg

>>212223682 (OP)
>>212223687
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>>212226124
>>212226144
>>212226207
>>212226229

>>212223682 (OP)

it's not aerobics but very much the same aesthetics

I submit for your approval:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqEmXKN_V9w

>>212226746
i like that her tits are big

>>212241645
kino

I miss the 80s aesthetics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A

and this is a great parody for the above

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK98jx7gw7w

>>212241849
Typical of the 80's style was Heather Locklear in the TV detective show "TJ Hooker" (1982-1986)

No TISM? I am disappoint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey3V6jxoolw

>>212241701
Me too.

the leotard is so underutilized in kino

>>212223682 (OP)
flash dance obviously.
then again aerobics has always been sexual in nature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4&list=RDqetW6R9Jxs

>>212243099
it's associated with grace and girls aren't graceful anymore

>>212225237
Do you not see the harem around him. It's about wanting to *be* him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqEmXKN_V9w

>>212230845

>>212243666
>man's ass in frame
IT'S NOT ABOUT HIS SEXY ASS ANON!!!

>>212223687
You like masculine features

Threads like this make me love u faggots

>>212244229
You might be gay anon if that is what you were looking at. I literally didn't notice I was looking at the girls.

>>212244229
>SEXY ASS
Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay...

pure tv kino

>>212244738
You're saying JCVD doesn't have a sexy ass? You sound closeted to me.

>>212226380
babe

>>212244781
Stop projecting, anon. It's cool to be gay.

>>212244867
Nice try faggot

>>212241849
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A
for me it's 1:23

>>212238080

>>212225317
john prefers the company of men

>>212224379
does it include a free roid regimen?

>>212226124
JLC was such a dime back then, fuck

>>212223682 (OP)
>the brunette in the green eyeballing jamie's hip thrusts while smiling coyly

>>212226746
Dianne Copeland.

absolute

babe

>>212232047
Just watched this. It was pretty bad, idk if it was made for TV but it sure looked like it. Still I can't hate it because it had good 80s vibes. Like half the movie was a music video.

>>212223804
>those quads
JCVD was too good for this world.

>>212237203
unironically if you are in the year 2025 and you are still getting tricked by popup windows you are worse than a boomer

This is the guy who was Sportacus in Lazytown
https://youtu.be/dZavrAQQp9Y

Now, if I woke up tomorrow and looked and moved like that, I would not complain.

>>212249590
Magnus Scheving. I saw a documentary on him once. Pretty amazing story. I guess him and one of his friends were bored one day, so decided to challenge each other to learn a new skill (something they've never done before) with both given three years to master. He picked snooker for his friend, and his friend picked aerobics for him. He became so good at it, he became a national champion at aerobics (and his friend became a national champion in snooker). Guy won a pile of medals and got the TV show.

Best thread on TV

>>212249209
youre a hero

I love girlbutts