Did anyone else's mom teach them how to pull back their foreskin in the shower and then get a boner when she did it?

No, I had to figure that out for myself. Holy shit it was tight at first. I was in double digits before I pulled it back all the way. God it feels good to have a foreskin.

No, my mom just said I should try pulling back the foreskin so tried it while taking a leak in kindergarten but then the skin seemed to get stuck and I started to panic but eventually I got it back

>>212224281 (OP)
My step dad showed me. Still got a boner though.

>>212224281 (OP)
Your mom pulled back her foreskin or your foreskin?

>>212224281 (OP)
she should have taught you way before you were getting boners

Never had sex due to phimosis, 97 years young

>>212226107
just do foreskin stretches for a few minutes each day. your phimosis will be gone in a month or two.

>>212226174
Thank you for the most basic advice I've heard on the topic. This doesn't work if your cock looks like it was degloved and sewn back together mid-suicide jump by a Foxconn employee

>>212224281 (OP)
> get a boner when she did it
Your mom got a boner? Wtf?

When I was a kid I was terrified of pulling my foreskin because it hurt (or I thought it did, but it felt very real). When the doctor did it I had to clench my fists and almost fainted. So that's how I didn't learn I was supposed to pull it in the shower and clean it and I had to learn the hard way: a woman doctor pulled the foreskin to check if I needed surgery and was disgusted by the smegma and angrily told me I was supposed to clean it. I was already a teenager.

I used to get chafed dry skin around the base of my shaft or higher either after sex or masturbation. The feeling of pulling that skin off my dick after orgasm was one of the greatest sexual pleasures of my life and now I long to experience that chafed skin again but nothing causes it and I'm not sure what did it originally

>>212224350
Same. I even bled once trying to enlarge the foreskin.
I was so ashamed I could not do this. My cousin had a bigger dick and could do this normally, probably because he was operated as a child.

>>212226397
Why did they think you needed surgery

>>212224281 (OP)
No but I learned how to myself since I was the only uncircumcised person I knew

Why does my penis look dirty and injured when I wash it regularly and it's pretty healthy?
This bothers me and I'm afraid it may become a problem when I will finally have a girlfriend.

>>212224281 (OP)
oddly spesific

>>212226480
Cocks are blood filled sponges, they look darker than the rest of you.

>>212224281 (OP)
Of course. You mom did that for a lot of us guys. She is a super ho.

>>212226397
>woman doctor pulled the foreskin to check if I needed surgery and was disgusted by the smegma and angrily told me I was supposed to clean it
Hot.

>>212226480
were u mutilated?

I somehow have a hair follicle or something under my foreskin on the shaft, just under the head. A singular hair keeps growing there and its fucking weird and disgusting and I have to keep plucking it out. Also part of my tip looks like its melted.

>>212226542
cute

>>212226615
I am adorable unless you need humbling.

>>212226450
Phimosis, but I dodged that bullet using corticoids cream. Now I can pull the skin without problems or discomfort, although sometimes I worry the skin could rip at any time (happened to a friend of mine when he was like 20 something)

>>212226726
did you get blood in your mouth?

>>212226742
NO I DID NOT I WASN'T EVEN PRESENT IT HAPPENED WHEN HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN

>>212226781
You don't have to yell. Pull up your tuttle neck and relax.

my parents forced me to wear extremely tight jeans to school, so much so that i would have these red lines around my waist when i took them off at home. i suspect this contributed to my dick being small

>>212224281 (OP)

When I was 14 I pulled it back for the first time over the course of half an hour of grueling pain and stretches, and once I got it past the meatus it kind of got stuck and I panicked the fuck out thinking I would have to call my own mom or whatever to put it back, and I was tweaking for a solid half hour, even going on my computer to look up 'how to put your foreskin back', and I tried fucking pinching it back and everything and it was too painful to do, but after like 10 minutes of more grueling discomfort and slow progress I managed to sorta fold it and retract a few times and then it was all good.

You wouldn't believe the relief I felt when it finally went back to normal.

>>212226875
You are correct that it is your parents fault, but your hypothsis is faulty. Its your genes, not your jeans bro.

>>212226878
That's paraphimosis, you almost lost your cock. Very lucky.

Am i the only one who didn't shoot any sperm after orgasm? Like when you first started jerking off at like 12 or whatever