>More human drama than all the Jurassic films combined
>The least dinosaur screentime in any Jurassic film
>Somehow even the dino scenes are boring
>Two lead characters who are supposed to be a couple never speak to each other once in the entire film

WTF is this shit? This was worse than Dominion. Do critics give it a pass because it has a female lead? Also, ScarJo in this is an asshole.

>>212225587 (OP)
Ok

Do we get to see ScarJo tits? That's all I care about.

>>212226057
No

>>212225587 (OP)
>This was worse than Dominion.
For real? That was stupefyingly bad. I never saw the 3rd one due to how shit is was and I heard that one just as bad. Hard to believe they could get even worse.

>>212225587 (OP)
>critics give it a pass
it currently has a 54% on RT anon

>>212226092
Dominion is the 3rd one, Fallen Kingdom is the 2nd one

>>212226100
That's a lot more than it deserves

>>212225587 (OP)
My rating:
JP>>>>JW>>>>JP3>>>>TLW:JP>>>>JW:FK>>>>JW:D>>>>>shit>>>>JW:R

It's not a bad movie, it's just getting review bombed by superman fans

Every other Jurassic world movie made over a billion even though they sucked, I can't see why this would be any different

>>212226646
So critics who gave it a 54% are also Superman fans?
>It's not a bad movie
What's good about it?

>>212226771
What's a critic? Name two famous critics

>>212225587 (OP)
Why the fuck did they advertise it as a purely action oriented movie? This is going to flop so badly

>>212226831
Whats good about it?

>>212225587 (OP)
>Let’s hire the guy who’s famous for making monster movies that barely have any monsters in them, and put all the focus on boring human drama as if that’s why anyone’s there.

>>212226131
Oh right.

>>212226711
The chinks made slop like Jurassic World, Fast and Furious, Transformers, and Resident Evil into thriving success stories. Luckily, they’ve started making their own domestic slop, so they can’t be counted on to prop up Hollywood slop anymore.

>>212226711
the last one only made over a billion because it was in theaters for 3 months with no competition and also had a rerelease. these movies drop like 300 mil with each entry. there's no reason to expect this one to pop a billy though it will probably still make a profit and we'll get more dino slop

>>212227192
>have chinese friend in college
>he invites me over to his opium den one evening
>have you seen resident evil? it's really cool
>he and all his bros just chain smoke and marathon them all night
was pretty kino

>>212226711
>>212227245
Who knows. Even Joker and Captain Marvel both made over a billion dollars each at the box-office; but then their sequels each made $800,000,000 or more less. Even fucking Megan 2 just made less in its opening weekend than Megan 1 did on its opening day a couple years ago.

>>212227148
This

>>212225587 (OP)
Awful

>>212227148
Hollywood is so retarded. Every studio executive should hire an anon from here to summarise in greentext anything they consider financing before they give it the green light.

>>212225587 (OP)
I'm ready to say it:I enjoy Jurassic World 1 more than I do Jurassic Park. This isn't to say it's better. Just that I enjoyed the movie more.

>>212228005
Why?

>>212228005
Did you think anyone here would be surprised that people with bad taste exist?

>>212227462
tbf Joker made so much less because word of mouth was actually fucking terrible for it, and it's not a summer blockbuster that people go to regardless of WOM for spectacle it needed the word of mouth and Captain Marvel obviously only even made that much to begin with because it was sandwiched between Avengers 3&4.

>>212228005
You are a zoomer?

theres like 20 jurassic movies and only the first one is good

>>212228077
I dunno man, wom for jurassic rebirth is pretty bad right now

>>212228094
This is the 7th film

>>212228094
one good one, three okay ones and a trio of dogshit.

>>212228036
It just flows better and the Chris Pratt/Bryce Dallas duo works better than the two from the first movie. Also the Admonious Rex is based and kino.

>>212228103
yeah but jurassic isn't as word of mouth heavy as something like the Joker. The Joker is a low budget drama movie ( or musical in the 2nd) that relied entirely on word of mouth.

Jurassic World/Park doesn't because parents just take their kids to see it to the dinosaurs. it will probably underperform but I doubt it'll totally bomb.

>>212226831
Siskel and Ebert

>>212228151
What if kids find it boring?

>>212228219
doesn't really matter because it's making its money based on the promise of dinosaurs and it has completely cornered the dino market. imo it will be like in the 500-600m range which is a huge underperformance relative to other movies in the series but not a massive bomb like Joker 2 or The Marvels

>>212225587 (OP)
I fucking knew it that the survival horror vibes were going to be a big nothingburger. Hacks.

>>212228262
Why don't other studios make dino movies? I wanna see dinotopia!

>>212226092
Hah if you thought Fallen Kingdom was bad you basically owe it to yourself to watch Dominion. Biggest piece of shit Ive be ever seen

>>212228332
Bigger than transformers 5?

>>212226160
This is objectively correct, well done.

>>212228315
I honestly have no clue the only time they tried was with that one adam driver movie. feels like we're overdue for some sort of dinoslop market the same way capeshit took over everything.

>>212228353
Admittedly I didn’t watch past the 2nd transformers movie

>>212225587 (OP)
If I would have to watch htryd remake or this? I'd watch httyd, this movie sucked hard. Most boring one.

>>212225587 (OP)
We have more bad jurassic films than good ones

>>212225587 (OP)
I didn't like this movie but I feel like OP didn't watch it. it is very boring though, unless you're a soilennial I guess

>>212228530
This movie sucks

ScarJo sucks now and is only in garbage but it will still clear a billion because for some reason people keep watching JW movies

>>212228639
This won't make a billion are you insane?

>>212228639
Movies don’t just automatically make a billion anymore, something stinks in the threatre industry now. A Pixar movie just lost money. You can’t take anything for granted anymore. The last Star Wars movie hardly cleared a billion.

Time is running out

>>212226057
yes, just after she gets the d... rex

>>212228639
genuine question: why are americunts so obsessed with box office numbers and rotten tomaotes?

>>212228714
Lol

>>212228005
Jurassic World is fucking boring. The kids also act like retards. The kids have more energy in Jurassic Park.

>>212225587 (OP)
>Watch slop
>"wtf this is slop"

>>212228315
Primitive war comes out this year I believe.

>>212226160
>JW that high

>>212225587 (OP)
what happened to chris pratt and that blimp-pilled redhead slob?

>>212230616
only contracted for 3 movies

>>212230616
They didn't even get a passing reference in the movie lol

>>212228332
Dominion fucking sucked. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make most of the movie about giant locusts in a movie about dinosaurs? They only nostalgia baited by getting the three main characters from the first movie and then had only a few good scenes with dinosaurs. And now in this new movie they made up yet again another fake dinosaur that looks fucking retarded with a beluga head and four fucking arms.

>>212230568
Its bad but it checks all the boxes for what a JP reboot should be. It does seem high, but theres no where else for it to go given how awful everything under it is.

Is this actually the plot?

>>212231361
More like

Why are they so bad? They make Dino King look good.

>>212233942
What

>>212233942
this isn't from rebirth is it

I bet they used AI to write the script so that it would appeal to the most international viewers possible, since most of them are uneducated.

>>212225587 (OP)
> Do critics give it a pass because it has a female lead?

It’s a got a rotten score

>>212228315
They can't figure out how to get dinosaurs and humans in the same setting. I can come up with ways off the top of my head but hollywood can't.

>>212229772
>feathers
Thanks for wasting my time.

>>212225587 (OP)
Lol how did you think this would be anything but with fucking Gareth Edwards name attached. Did you miss Godzilla 2014 where he had like 30 fucking seconds of screentime?