It do be like that

>*moans*

>>212226708 (OP)
its self defense though

>>212226708 (OP)
Do you understand the words that are camin outta ma mouf?

Uncle! Uncle! UNCLE!

>>212226708 (OP)
It's probably because Jackie cannot separate himself from the characters he portrays. He thinks kids look up to him, or some shit like that, so that's why he refuses to play a villain.

>>212226708 (OP)
Why did they draw him not Asian?

and its great every time

>>212226708 (OP)
Asian manlet beats up white new yorkers
White people love it

>>212228278
The fun of mystical kung-fu movies is usually that tiny drunkards can focus their ching chong fighting magic and kick ass, yes. It's the whole "frail old man who can actually kill you with a palm touch" thing.

>>212226708 (OP)
Drunken Master 2
Police Story 1
Police Story 3
Rumble In The Bronx
Rush Hour 1
Rush Hour 2

>>212228355
What way is this list running?

>>212228355
no police story 2?

Words can't describe how much Jackie Chan's power was dependent on the setting. If you place him in a ladder factory full of expensive vases and put a baby in each arm, Jackie was basically unstoppable. Especially when he used his "no trabbue" power up.

>>212226708 (OP)
*surprised/shocked expression* *half-crying* can't we all just join CCCP and be good comrades to each other? I no want fight.

>>212228278
/pol/ nigger

>>212226708 (OP)

Didn't he beat up a bunch of children in the Karate Kid reboot?

My favorite movie is where he single handedly beats up the IRA and blows them up

>>212227326
>I eat banana
>GET HIM

>>212226708 (OP)
There's never any blood in Jackie Chan movies.

>>212228409
Just my opinion.
Police Story 2 felt like a one episode continuation of 1.
Longer spots of comedy. Not totally worth anyones time.
After 3 they get crazier, from Evil Hackers to a damn Saw movie.

>>212229229
>Ahh!
>Leave me alone!

>>212228555
>kylie page is dead